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[–]boom929 97 points98 points ago

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Okay I was NOT expecting Pennywise the fucking clown...

[–]zombiedix 16 points17 points ago

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I fucking hate clowns. Creepy motherfuckers. You can imagine how I felt opening this -__-

[–]thefuckdude 1 point2 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]ShadyKage 53 points54 points ago

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Fuck you for posting this. I opened this right before bed. And now it isn't right before bed anymore.

[–]mouschi 2 points3 points ago

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No kidding. This is the one time I really wish I hadn't installed hoverzoom.

[–]bwintermute 116 points117 points ago

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After viewing this link I won't be able to sleep for days.

[–]melissaur1039 42 points43 points ago

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I wasn't able to use the bathroom by myself for months after seeing that movie. And I still get scared nowadays, but I've overcome it a little. I also have an insane fear of clowns. D:

[–]opaeoinadi 21 points22 points ago

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Atleast you didn't read the book at age 12. Well, hopefully not...

[–]stillnotking 23 points24 points ago

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I read pretty much King's entire oeuvre when I was 12-13. My parents didn't know who he was (he was still a genre writer at the time), and they absolutely freaked out when my mom happened to pick up The Tommyknockers and flip through it one day. Confiscated everything, demanded I show them any book before reading it, etc.

The thing is, the books didn't traumatize me at all. I remember having a few related nightmares, but no big deal. My parents' overreaction really hurt, though. It made me feel like I was being punished for doing nothing wrong.

[–]lmnopqrs11 25 points26 points ago

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I read it in Freshman year, fantastic book. Asides from Dark Tower Series, it's my favorite of Stephen King works

[–]TheFlamingLlama 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck yeah Dark Tower.

[–]theorys 5 points6 points ago

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Ka is a wheel.

[–]quintuple_mi 3 points4 points ago

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Kaka

[–]Orlando_Will 2 points3 points ago

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You say "True", I say "Thank Ya"

[–]ZombieMozart 2 points3 points ago

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Seconded. Just started the new book, it is pretty awesome too.

[–]Plazm 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, I didn't even know there was a new one.

[–]ZombieMozart 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I was kinda shocked to find out about it. Takes place before book 5, and it's another story told by Roland (like WaG). Pretty good so far

[–]Calthus 4 points5 points ago

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Watched IT at my grandparents' house when i was like 7-8 years old, they had no idea how fucking scary it was and when they found out i was permanently scarred.

Their bathroom was a place of unfathonable horror and fear until i was like 13... shrug

[–]chetlol 5 points6 points ago

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At least your grandparents didn't have shelves full of clown dolls in the guest bedroom. Also, you didn't have asshole older sisters that would push you off the bed and say the clowns were going to get you...

[–]Mamy2237 4 points5 points ago

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I did and the sex bit made me giggle.

[–]Plazm 2 points3 points ago

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I read it at 10 and found out what a blowjob was for the first time.

[–]AnnaKean 2 points3 points ago

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I read it when I was twelwe, and before that I always had nightmares and a terrible fear of darkness. This book actually helped, because it showed me that monsters can be defeated after all. I am a fan of King ever since, that man is a genius.

[–]dukerenegade 1 point2 points ago

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Some people I knew said the final monster wasn't as scary as they imagined. That is why I loved it so much. More often than not our fears are much worse than the reality. I was less scared after reading the book as well.

[–]Silversol99 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I read The Stand at 12.

[–]melissaur1039 1 point2 points ago

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From what I've read from him so far I haven't been traumatized, even reading some at a youth age. But I still haven't read IT. Too scared to.

[–]daddys_lil_soldier 1 point2 points ago

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I read it at age nine. My dad said I'd like it. I didn't.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've read that book every summer since I was 10 lol

[–]carbuck456 0 points1 point ago

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I read half at 12. too scared to carry on further. still sitting in my room collecting dust.

[–]cucumber_kimchi 6 points7 points ago

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Ugh tell me about it. I couldn't shower without making sure I had at least one eye on the drain at all times. Sometimes getting soap in your eyes sucks but god damnit no fucking clown is going to sneak up out the drain without me seeing it.

[–]NissaNissa 3 points4 points ago

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After seeing this particular scene as a kid I refused to walk anywhere near storm drains until mayyybe highschool. I've never had a fear of clowns though, oddly enough.

[–]ggrundeis 2 points3 points ago

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After the Chinese scene, I refuse to open fortune cookies now.

[–]amkingdom 5 points6 points ago

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play amnesia custom story: A laugh in the darkness.

[–]zack10house 0 points1 point ago

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Good god...just no. I'm so curious, but I know I'll fucking hate it if I do.

[–]melissaur1039 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't played Amnesia at all, but I've heard it's ridiculously good/scary.

[–]zombiedix 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Strawcrazyman 1 point2 points ago

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Same. Good lord did my mom regret letting me see that movie as a kid.

[–]AlthorEnchantor 0 points1 point ago

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I am not now, nor have I ever been, afraid of clowns.

I do, however, have a phobia of one of the lesser known advice animals.

No, I am not telling you guys which one.

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[–]Arvakr 5 points6 points ago

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But then this scene happens and you can't take the rest It seriously.

[–]NightlyNews 2 points3 points ago

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That caused me physical pain to watch. Who thought that scene would work in a horror movie.

Even if it's in the book, there is no excuse for that ever hitting a movie screen.

[–]Jisaw 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah... out of all the movies I've seen as a kid and later as an adult, no other has had such a complete opposite set of experiences than IT. I still like the movie, but it hopped from horror to comedy in 20 years.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That scene still scared the hell out of me, especially when I was younger, but mainly because anything Tim Curry does in that movie is fucking horrifying.

[–]knirefnel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]that0ne_Italian 2 points3 points ago

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one of my friends had a clown portrait hung up in his room, and his mom made him keep it. he is now terrified of clowns

[–]Roopean 0 points1 point ago

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I read the book during summer when I was about 13. I had it lying next to my bed for DAYS and did not dare to touch it because I was seriously scared blood would come out.

When I watched the movie years later I was however bored as hell...

[–]PaganAng3l 56 points57 points ago

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Fucking Tim Curry.... that magnificent bastard...

[–]Harold_Grundelson 62 points63 points ago

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Tim Curry = Pennywise

also

Tim Curry = Nigel Thornberry

By the transitive property, we can conclude that Pennywise = Nigel Thornberry.

[–]FishBonePendant 22 points23 points ago

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Well droogs, That bit if information has thoroughly hardened my man-rod. I'll be back in a few moments. Keep the kettle warm.

[–]Russian_Cub 12 points13 points ago

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Shut up before I beat you to death with a giant ceramic penis....

[–]CommanderCooper 12 points13 points ago

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This conversation escalated far too quickly for my tastes.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It's from A Clockwork Orange

[–]tictac_93 3 points4 points ago

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Verbatim?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Basically - sorta nsfw

[–]tictac_93 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. Ok.

[–]zack10house 0 points1 point ago

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Does that movie suck, or do I just need to read the book first and watch again? Like, I get the POINT, but it's not a film I could ever watch more than once. For as highly regarded as it is, it's a pretty dull movie (but, keep in mind I say the same about Blade Runner. The problem is probably with me).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I love the book! I've read it like, 7 or 8 times.The movie is pretty good. DO NOT I repeat DO NOT take any kind of hallucinogen before viewing... I learned that the hard way

[–]Balthor 0 points1 point ago

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That really got outta hand fast.

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

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Tim Curry also = Long John Silver with muppets.

Therefore, Pennywise is a Jim Henson creation!!

[–]VulpesAbnocto 2 points3 points ago

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Keep going. Tim Curry = Dr. Frankenfurter.

Therefore, Nigel Thornberry = Transylvanian transvestite

[–]zack10house 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheRiff 2 points3 points ago

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You may have just relieved me of a longtime childhood fear. Smashing!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]vash4884 9 points10 points ago

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He's the only reason why Rocky Horror was fun to watch IMHO

[–]konan375 5 points6 points ago

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It's just a jump to the left.

[–]VulpesAbnocto 1 point2 points ago

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And then a step to the riiiiight!

[–]lanbrocalrissian 2 points3 points ago

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you put your hands on your hips!

[–]plateoshrimp 7 points8 points ago

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I watched Clue last night. I just love that man.

[–]fallintrust 3 points4 points ago

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COMMUNISM IS A RED HERRING!!

[–]unimpresseddriver 1 point2 points ago

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He once did a couple dozen voices for a recorded reading of a series of unfortunate events. He is rather exquisite.

[–]VulpesAbnocto 0 points1 point ago

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One of his lesser known yet equally magnificent roles is in the movie "Blood Moon".

(aka "Wolf Girl", apparently...)

[–]bLa07 23 points24 points ago

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Do they float?

[–]opaeoinadi 8 points9 points ago

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Beep Beep, Richie.

[–]ArtfullyUseless 6 points7 points ago

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Everything floats down here. That is, if its mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.

[–]AManHasSpoken 0 points1 point ago

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If it ain't, we'll make it be.

[–]Mxlplx 10 points11 points ago

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Oh yes, they float Bla07, they float, and when your down here with me...YOU"LL FLOAT TOO!

[–]Uriel_51 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, they float Georgie. They aaaall float down here.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 69 points70 points ago

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BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL get upvotes down here. When you're down here with us, you'll get upvoted too!

[–]Mamy2237 4 points5 points ago

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YOU'LL GET UPVOTED TOO! teeth

[–]stealingyourpixels 0 points1 point ago

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And not one person downvoted the comment, and all was well.

[–]SychoTKT 10 points11 points ago

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And then when you go down there you realize you've just walked into /r/spacedicks... then the real horror begins...

[–]fallintrust 7 points8 points ago

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TIL Pennywise = /r/spacedicks

Makes total sense.

[–]Blackliquid 4 points5 points ago

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Pennydicks. This is all.

[–]tedkpagonis 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you for reminding me of a movie that fucked me up a good portion of my childhood.

[–]makgzd 20 points21 points ago

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How do you remember your username?

[–]dizneedave 4 points5 points ago

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[–]3229 4 points5 points ago

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Do you even have eyes? It's just alternating O and 0 until the character limit except for the second 0 is an O.

[–]SelrahcRenyar 1 point2 points ago

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He probably types it out rhythmically.

[–]MaiaAriadneC 0 points1 point ago

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cut & paste, and hope no one else has done it since.

[–]Altarium 13 points14 points ago

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In truth, I only up voted this cause It is one of my favorite books.

[–]SelrahcRenyar 10 points11 points ago

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What is?

[–]TheJackalope231 10 points11 points ago

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It.

[–]SelrahcRenyar 11 points12 points ago

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What?

[–]Leninator 10 points11 points ago

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He's on second

[–]RowboatMcHiggans 2 points3 points ago

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Who's on third?

[–]VulpesAbnocto 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know.

[–]lord_james 1 point2 points ago

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No that's the short stop.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think he was just messing around. Like

"we're going to see The Band tonight"

"oh, who's playing?"

"The Band"

since 'it' could be taken in the sense of 'it's my favorite book', not talking about the title.

[–]MuteLunatic 1 point2 points ago

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You're right, now I feel like a moron...

[–]mnieto24 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking hate clowns. Great

[–]Issitheus 7 points8 points ago

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And when you're in here... YOU'LL COMMENT TOO!

[–]plateoshrimp 4 points5 points ago

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IT was a great book. I would really love to see HBO or Showtime to turn it into a mini series.

[–]UnsightlyBastard 5 points6 points ago

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IT was great up until the ending then I just WTF'd all over...I skimmed over that part because I was like 11 when I read IT and disgusted by it so can some one explain why the hell they were all having sex with that one girl and how that got them out of there?

[–]kingofplanetfap 1 point2 points ago

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There are a lot of theories on that scene. One of them is that they were looking for comfort after their horrific encounter and the girl was the only one to provide it to a bunch of boys. My favorite theory is this one; everyone lost their innoncence that day when they first encountered IT. So from a child they unwillingly entered adulthood. The sex-scene was sort of a 'rite of passage' after a traumatic experience to mark that transition. Somehow of a reminder that their childhood was over and this was 'what grown-ups do'.

Then again, King is a goddamn pervert in most of his books. Some scenes are totally unnecessary and are mostly shock value. I think he derives some pleasure out of the fact that people are reading those scenes and get upset about them. Nevertheless, great author!

[–]caitlinreid 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, King incorporates a shit ton of supernatural / higher power / destiny type of theme. If I remember correctly it was written almost as if this was exactly what they should do at the time, similar to being called back there as adults out of the blue etc. Who knows why exactly, and who really cares? Is having an underage gangbang really that much difference than crawling around under houses to kill lepers and clowns etc?

[–]Uriel_51 3 points4 points ago

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will it have the underage sex scene?

[–]plateoshrimp 7 points8 points ago

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If HBO does the series, than yes.

[–]prince_harming 5 points6 points ago

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I imagine a good trick to play would be to dress in a clown outfit and leer out of the drain at people as they pass by. I bet a lot of people would be surprised. They might even try to kill you with fire.

Then again, maybe that isn't such a good trick...

Really, just the thought of it makes me want to punch myself in terror, for thinking it up.

I wonder if there is a word for the realization that part of your mind would gleefully destroy the rest of you, just for fun.

[–]POLYMERIZED-TREE-SAP 2 points3 points ago

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You never know, might get some silver out of it.

[–]ultrachris 4 points5 points ago

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We all upvote, down here.

[–]VulpesAbnocto 4 points5 points ago

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They upfloooat.

[–]reliable_information 3 points4 points ago

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You know they are re making this into two movies? Its a good thing to, because the new generation needs to learn proper fear of clowns, storm drains, and God willing Tim Curry.

[–]zack10house 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it won't suck this time! Tim Curry was about the only thing the last one had going for it. Damn good book though, i hope they can do it justice.

[–]rednotes 4 points5 points ago

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You just brought back all my childhood fears in one go..thanks...uhg

[–]Dragoryu3000 2 points3 points ago

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I, for one, think reddit should have a Pennywise tag for posts, a la the NSFW tags.

[–]kainesc 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one around here who isn't afraid of clowns?

[–]kujo777 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not afraid of clowns, but I'm scared shitless of Pennywise.

[–]pennywise53 2 points3 points ago

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I approve of this message.

[–]drboom 2 points3 points ago

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georgie was a dumb fuckin idiot for puttin his hand down in that sewer to get his paper boat. a paper boat, at least he didnt die for nothing.

[–]drunk-penguin 1 point2 points ago

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Wh- What happened?...

[–]W3dn3sday 2 points3 points ago

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Logged in to upvote just based on username. Please tell us how u memorize it?

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[–]rsheldon7 1 point2 points ago

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Does your real name happen to be Ricky?

[–]Toof 2 points3 points ago

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I was cleaning out the storm in my backyard one day, and in my head I heard Tim Curry whispering, "We all float down here..."

Storm drain is still clogged.

[–]Only_Breakfastfoods 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one here that was so sad when this kid died? I mean there he was one scene previous talking to his big brother who had just made him this paper sailboat and then next thing you know his arms got ripped off.

[–]linconpark1 1 point2 points ago

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T'was a fine evening day, I was playing with my cousins and my dad was watching this (I was around 4 or 5) and I sat down for this part... And people ask me why I hate horror movies

Thanks by the way,I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

[–]GrandTheftWalrus 1 point2 points ago

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When I read the word porn I just laughed my ass off. No idea why, sometimes it's just the wording of jokes that get me.

[–]Fhistleb 1 point2 points ago

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To this day at age 23, after being in the Marines for over 4 years, I still stay away from drain pipes.

[–]KaileiMasae 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit. as soon as I opened this, my computer fan went crazy and it scared the sheep out of me ._. thought you should know.

[–]beckells 1 point2 points ago

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what the fucking nope.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is that fucking Pennywise? Fuck that guy.

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[–]seruch 0 points1 point ago

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wheres black?

[–]TheRealmsOfGold 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of the funniest things I've seen on Reddit for a long time.

[–]Rudegirlyesi 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks asshole, guess I don't need sleep tonight.

[–]FinalFina 1 point2 points ago

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nope

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Nope

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[–]lunarglare 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's the gate to r/spacedicks

[–]DgitalLove 1 point2 points ago

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NO. OH GOD NO.

[–]xXPloopyXx 2 points3 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard once i understood that this was a link with a misleading title, and that the clown definatly described reddit at its finest.

[–]opaeoinadi 5 points6 points ago

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*Definitely. And I don't mean this at all like a dick, it threw me for a loop for years. Along with farther/further...

[–]xXPloopyXx 1 point2 points ago

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I appreciate the correction! Damn English language. Spoke it my whole life and I still can't spell half the words I should!

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

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If I saw a clown down there, I'd have nightmares the rest of my life.

[–]pineapplecubes 0 points1 point ago

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your username made me get dizzy and throw up a little.

[–]Shujenkins 0 points1 point ago

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When you're down here with us, you'll get upvotes too!

[–]RedditsKittyKat 0 points1 point ago

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God Dammit!!! I have a horrendous fear of clowns.

Kitty won't get any sleep tonight now. Thanks. :(

[–]mamadrood 0 points1 point ago

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !

[–]easternbikes99 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking clowns.

[–]Storm_Bard 0 points1 point ago

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I really thought the joke was going to be that it was a misleading link, and it'd be an Australian Redditor joke or something.

[–]cynicallady 0 points1 point ago

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Aaand not sleeping tonight thanks to Pennywise.

[–]Jebus_Baconator_Man 0 points1 point ago

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That's it, I'm checking the comments before I click on any link.

[–]RickenRocker4001 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Tim Curry... What can't you do?

[–]alloverthefloor 0 points1 point ago

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God. I hated this movie, it made me terrified of drains AND clowns as a child. I would lay booby traps as soon as I was done taking showers just so if this bastard did manage to come out of them. Like just pour shampoo to make the bathtub all slippery so he would slip and hurt himself as he came out. Of course... I forgot other people used that shower... And god help any clowns I saw.

[–]cackalacka 0 points1 point ago

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What even is this username, I just imagine a ghost.

[–]OccamsHairbrush 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]PolarX 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yes, Jimmy. They'll upvote. We all upvote down here.

[–]shitinsideyourheart 0 points1 point ago

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Did just shit my pants.

[–]soradakey 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I read this in Bob Ross' voice.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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Hydrox is just a placebo, Eddie.

[–]jackwoww 0 points1 point ago

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How do you remember your username every time you have to log on? That must get annoying.

[–]jirocket[!] 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW. Fucking throwback nightmares.

[–]KingLehr 0 points1 point ago

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The year: 1992 The time: Approx 9pm The person: My Dad The movie: IT My age? 4

Damnit Dad.

[–]Gamion 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]ciacciojon 0 points1 point ago

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Everything floats down here, Georgie.

[–]grimish 0 points1 point ago

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This movie was the reason clowns terrified me.... i just got over it, not anymore.

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

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You bitch.

[–]Closing_Shift 0 points1 point ago

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Pennywise ruined my childhood and made me unable to handle watching any horror movies until I was 16

[–]derp28 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate you. Watched this movie as a kid, took me years to get over it.

[–]Deshoqub 0 points1 point ago

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I wish people would tag NSFW pictures of this freaking clown. Saw the movie more than 15 years ago and Pennywise still scares me. I don't even count how many nightmares I had because of him.

[–]wrxing123 0 points1 point ago

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Do they float??

[–]Gr0nd 0 points1 point ago

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Clown Bukkake!

[–]kragmoor 0 points1 point ago

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yes, but will they float?

[–]Plazm 0 points1 point ago

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Do the upvotes float?

[–]jonesey46 0 points1 point ago

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Could you just-could you just jump into that pit? There? That deadly pit? You're saying to yourself, 'why should I jump into the pit?' I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there!? Your parents! You're not adopted after all. It's your natural parents, down there in the pit. Should've mentioned it before, but I didn't. So, jump on down... and reunite... with mommy and daddy. Oh, I'll tell you what's also down there... your parents! And there's also an escape elevator... down there... funny... I should have mentioned it before, but somebody's down there... so pop down-jump down. You got your folks down there... and an escape elevator. And... what else is down there... tell you what, it's only a new jump suit! A very trendy... designer... jumpsuit from France... down there... which is exactly your size and if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you. What's this!? A lovely hand-bag!? And... the THREE portal device, also down-it's all down in there! Um... you got a yacht and... BOYS! Loads of boys! Fellas! Hunky guys down there, possibly even a boy friend! Who's to say, you're not sure at this stage.

[–]yourwhale 0 points1 point ago

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Does it float?

[–]slappy_nutsack 0 points1 point ago

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Like all of the shitty "Last Airbender" posts with the NSFW tag.

[–]Davepen 0 points1 point ago

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This link needs a NSFL tag.

IT haunted my childhood.

Side note: Tim Curry does an awesome Pennywise, they are also apparently doing a remake, you have been warned.

[–]k80k80k80 0 points1 point ago

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Dandelo

[–]Bommix 0 points1 point ago

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR USERNAME?

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

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It's like Russian Roulette

[–]yesca18 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you!!

[–]oneblindwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Where the fuck was the NSFL tag on this?

[–]JRchugger 0 points1 point ago

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Evil looks in his eyes, the clown they call.....Pennywise!

[–]elektroniktek 0 points1 point ago

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And all Georgie wanted was a balloon....

[–]pixelSHREDDER 0 points1 point ago

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And they upvote. They ALLLLL UPVOTE

[–]serendipitymairead 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously made me roflmao!

[–]bakedNdelicious 0 points1 point ago

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And they float........ they aalllll float down here Georgie......

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

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I have partied with Eddie Spaghetti IRL.

[–]SheldonFreeman 0 points1 point ago

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It's more like "WHAT?! Conservatives want to make premarital sex illegal? ...oh, it's one person and he said something completely different. Okay."

[–]whitehandsinkstains 0 points1 point ago

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What it's like posting a link with a misleading title ... Get all the downvotes from people scared of clowns!

[–]beancounter2885 0 points1 point ago

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how do you remember that screen name?

[–]GurtMan 0 points1 point ago

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It's Pennywise the dancing clown! Yay...

[–]menoseljenn8 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!! Bastard. If you're around the age of 30 you remember the summer of '92 when ABC aired "IT". Everyone I know that watched it is still afraid of clowns....and had trouble going into the bathroom for a while.

[–]Trumman 0 points1 point ago

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Hands down the best book I've ever read.

[–]RoccoA87 0 points1 point ago

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We all float down here... You'll float too.

[–]kass2mouth 0 points1 point ago

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For all you scared of clowns, just think of Pennywise every time you take a massive shit, because down there they all float...

[–]euxneks 0 points1 point ago

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I think even if I hadn't seen that movie I would have been scared shitless of that goddamn clown.

[–]retrohelix 0 points1 point ago

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I heard you guys don't like that clown http://redd.it/vbgq5

[–]LadyTaty 0 points1 point ago

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I will never sleep again. EVER.

[–]Sparkiye 0 points1 point ago

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Dangit. I hate clowns. ;~; Especially Pennywise. :[