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[–]hinduguru 47 points48 points ago

"I'm serious guys, I can't see because of all this humidity"

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 20 points21 points ago

"It's so humid, better take off my sunglasses."

[–]Jewbacca_flywalker 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, anybody have any sunscreen? I dont want my skin to get burned"

[–]YourCommentAsAStory 8 points9 points ago

He wiped the sweat from his brow as he exited from the hot, dense, Vietnamese jungle. Two ammunition belts were wrapped around his broad shoulders, and their corresponding machine gun was slung across his back. His trousers were ripped as if he had fallen many times, and his entire body reeked of sweat, piss, and MREs.

A leader in the US Army, Brian Kellers headed Echo Squad in the 3rd Ranger Battalion. They were here under a classified mission to assassinate the leader of the IFC, a global terrorist group centered in Asia. Behind him, his last 3 remaining squad members burst from the jungle.

"Where the fuck did the IFC go, sergeant? They've been tailing our asses all night, up until now!" Terry Squire said, a PFC fresh from training.

"I have no idea, spitfuck. But we better keep moving or-"

Suddenly, a bullet struck Terry in the chest, sending him to the ground like a falling sack of bricks. Hitting his bullet-proof vest chest plate, he rebounded up and sprinted towards cover, following his 2 other comrades and his squad leader.

"Guys, 3 o'clock, top of the ridge! Terry, you take Bob and flank around the stream to the left, I'll stay put for suppressing fire, and Kevin, I want you to radio into battalion were trapped like fuckin' sitting ducks."

The plan initiated, Terry and Bob low-crawled from their position to the stream, quietly making their way towards the ridge.

Brian set up his M249 Squad Automatic Weapon and spewed lead towards their position. He went cyclic, not stopping for a second. The barrel became red hot, and sent steam flying into the already humid sky.

Terry and Bob eventually made it to the stream, to find the rest of their squad firing upon them. They had been split up in the night from the IFC, and had mistaken them for their enemies.

"What the fuck are y'all doing? You're firing at the fuckin' sergeant!"

Embarrassed, the rest of squad ceased firing, and they recommenced their mission: assassinate the leader of the IFC.

[–]hinduguru 2 points3 points ago

When you become famous, I'll remember the day you responded to me, YCAAS

[–]YourCommentAsAStory 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[–]Karalita 93 points94 points ago

IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE

[–]subtly_irrelevant 4 points5 points ago

"Goodbye recorded message :$"

[–]khrist_ 22 points23 points ago

[–]McMew 12 points13 points ago

I thought the OP's picture was funny. Than I saw the picture featured on this article.

I can no longer breathe.

[–]HuggableBear 4 points5 points ago

Oh. My. God.

I haven't laughed like that in a long time. The first picture is silly enough, but the second one down reminded me so much of Sam Sheepdog that I just totally lost my shit.

[–]McMew 0 points1 point ago

The fourth one looks like a sheep with a rabbit's head.

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

Oh god, it's like a furry Jabba the Hutt.

[–]Up2KnowGood 0 points1 point ago

Don't lie, it's a Totoro!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 55 points56 points ago

[–]All_the_Pumpkins 12 points13 points ago

So...bang the Hell out of it?

[–]boomandvibe 5 points6 points ago

lmao i cant believe i didnt see that till now

[–]retsim 0 points1 point ago

That was already established.

The extra fluffiness just means it'll get cuddled with after.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I've never wanted to shave something so bad.

[–]Hack0201 3 points4 points ago

oh hey there fred

[–]shit_christians_say 33 points34 points ago

This is the full picture. It's at least 50% more hilarious.

[–]FiveLions 11 points12 points ago

For some reason, this is less funny to me.

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 5 points6 points ago

Its so fluffy!!!

[–]idownvoteallreposts 7 points8 points ago

Is it a repost today? It feels like a repost today.

[–]ableom 8 points9 points ago

Obligatory, what type of rabbit is this so I may have one?

[–]rushworld 11 points12 points ago

[–]ableom 0 points1 point ago

I want one as fluffy as the picture, is random how fluffy they are or if you get babies from really fluffy ones they will turn out fluffy?

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 16 points17 points ago

I do believe this is of the "fur-ball" variety but don't quote me on that.

[–]ableom 7 points8 points ago

Sounds scientific

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 14 points15 points ago

fur-ballerectus dominius flufferius

[–]ChinaShopBully 5 points6 points ago

fur-ballerectus dominius flufferius

Never go full Furry.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 2 points3 points ago

Once you go fluff, you never go back?

[–]BrutalBrew 2 points3 points ago

Once you go fluff, you can't get enuff.

[–]Jewbacca_flywalker 0 points1 point ago

Zoology checking in, this is the variety commonly known as the "dust bunny." Known for its extraordinarily smashing dust collection abilities, this species inhabits the regions under the couch, bed, or rick ross's navel.

[–]TanRabbits 2 points3 points ago

Definitely an Angora :)

[–]Naftine 1 point2 points ago

[–]ableom 0 points1 point ago

thank you

[–]Joeliosis 2 points3 points ago

I have curly hair... humidity is a cruel cruel joke. Nice flowing curly hair... walks outside.... BOOOOOSH afro time. And yes ninjas constantly are testing me for my head band.

[–]ProTanktbh 2 points3 points ago

So you're the #1? I'm coming for you bitch.

[–]kalh17 2 points3 points ago

I hurt myself laughing so hard...made my day!

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 1 point2 points ago

As did I, my friend

[–]lbruck 4 points5 points ago

Bad hare day...

[–]shwyman87 1 point2 points ago

I dont know why but i read that with Zach Braff's voice

[–]ExperienceArchitect 0 points1 point ago

Really? It had more of an Andy-Sandberg-doing-Mark-Wahlberg vibe for me.

[–]shwyman87 0 points1 point ago

That definitely works too. Gave me a fine chuckle

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

I read it as Ted Mosby's voice

[–]vlmodcon 1 point2 points ago

I think it's totally harmless to laugh ta this one all you want.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If you laughed at all you laughed harder than you should have

[–]EmeAngel 3 points4 points ago

dat repost. Oh well its a cute fluffy thing, I'll upvote. :3

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 6 points7 points ago

pardon my mistake. i did not see it before.

[–]perspire 12 points13 points ago

This sub alone has 2m subscribers, and there's literally tens of millions more visitors every month to reddit that don't ever sign up. It amazes me such a large community can have such a stick up it's ass regarding everyone not seeing the exact same things at the exact same times.

[–]charra 8 points9 points ago

Tell me about it. I see tons of posts that are new to me but there's always someone calling it a repost.

[–]casmafen 1 point2 points ago

For all we know there's a cat hidden underneath there

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 0 points1 point ago

A cat? Does that mean quadruple the upvotes?

[–]KineticBalls 4 points5 points ago

No, you need a rock.

[–]N53Nick 1 point2 points ago

i dont get it

[–]CarTamer 1 point2 points ago

Funny Funny. Only cat post I endorse

[–]Knale 2 points3 points ago

Thats...not a cat...

[–]CarTamer 2 points3 points ago

Now that I look at, it is a guinea pig

[–]Meowkit 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a guinea pig too.

It's actually a rabbit.

[–]loradey 0 points1 point ago

It's a lunatic!

[–]raivahn 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

was hoping for more...I didn't even crack a smile =\

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 2 points3 points ago

You need some joy in your life

[–]doedipus 0 points1 point ago

touch fuzzy, get dizzy?

[–]BeethovenFanatic 0 points1 point ago

Considering that humor is subjective, how could you possibly judge how hard you "should have" laughed? Just food for thought for those who constantly say this.

[–]ManaSpooky 0 points1 point ago

I laugh so hard every goddamned time.

[–]BradyHeretic 0 points1 point ago

I had a hard time telling exactly what it was at first :P

[–]mxwjg 0 points1 point ago

[–]drennanT 0 points1 point ago

I laughed for a solid minute, tried to comment informing of this fact, and then remembered the picture and laughed again.

I really need to grow the fuck up

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 1 point2 points ago

Growing the fuck up sucks

[–]hungryhungryhipbro 0 points1 point ago

Best username I've seen in a while: erpvert

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 0 points1 point ago

I like yours too

[–]Grimsrasatoas 0 points1 point ago

this is New England in the summertime

[–]freecandy_van 0 points1 point ago

I read this in the voice of Kyle's cousin Kyle (south park). Lolz were had.

[–]durkadu 0 points1 point ago

This is why I got my hair cut really short a couple days ago after not getting it cut since December. It's really curly and goes from normal to afro very quickly when it's hot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dagnabbit, where's the karmadecay bot when you need it?

[–]Araucaria 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, why was this ever bred? It would die outside of human care. From the Wikipedia page:

Since rabbits ingest their wool when they groom themselves, clipping their wool at least once every 180 days is considered a must to prevent wool block from occurring. A dietary supplement of papaya (from the vitamin section of the grocery store) in their diet helps wool to break down in their digestive tract. The wool swallowed by a rabbit cannot be coughed or vomited up, and will cause it to slowly starve to death as its digestive tract fills up with ingested wool; if left untreated, wool block can lead to death. It is widely held among serious Angora breeders that ample cage space to exercise and feeding fresh horse quality hay on a daily basis will help keep the wool moving through the system and prevent wool block. It is also widely held that feeding both bromelin from fresh pineapple and papain from fresh papaya occasionally will aid in breaking down the ingested wool (they are proteolytic enzymes), and aid in its passage through the rabbits' system. Other helpful tips for loose wool control include, giving the rabbit a pine cone to play with. They nibble them, throw them around, and they turn into a good wool catcher in their cage. When the pine cone is all nibbled or full of wool, replace it.

[–]d-crow 0 points1 point ago

repost but i dont care. all the upvotes for this smile inducing mammal.

[–]Mechanikal -1 points0 points ago

I was prepared to downvote, but laughed. So I upvoted.

[–]cheecheepong -1 points0 points ago

Will someone give the background to this? I can't seem to understand the reference/pun.

[–]award07 -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes my eyes start bleeding from reddit...mostly shit like this

[–]4DLine -1 points0 points ago

I thought I was going to be able to say some wet pussy joke. :c

[–]latarian -1 points0 points ago

What the hell does that mean "I laughed harder than I should have" where is the scale of laughing too hard at various things? I want to see it, it sounds really unfair.

[–]Renix -1 points0 points ago

I need to start reposting so I can have karma too.

[–]serosis -1 points0 points ago

Yep, that's a keeper.

[–]Asabetyyy -1 points0 points ago

lmao that was a crack up. it's never harder than u should have, it was probably the other way round ahah

[–]superwinner -1 points0 points ago

One can never laugh harder than one should.

[–]Zatveel -1 points0 points ago

I read this in a Stewie Griffin voice.

[–]haleybear -1 points0 points ago

where did you find this incredibly accurate depiction of my hair on humid days?

[–]CreepyCarbs -1 points0 points ago

reeeeeeeeeeeepoooooost

[–]whodeywant_flip -1 points0 points ago

got to be in Florida. girls we were out with last night kept saying the same exact thing.

[–]22masterPo -1 points0 points ago

what is the thing with saying: I laughed harder than I should have? what is the damn context of this sentence with this picture? Is it just a karma-whoring catch phrase?