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[–]red321red321 237 points238 points ago

my boner was annihilated in a matter of seconds

[–]JohnAbruzzi 6 points7 points ago

Whoosh

[–]JediMasterEvan5 13 points14 points ago

Boom

[–]Lottanubs 26 points27 points ago

Squirt

[–]Boring_Machine 12 points13 points ago

Clang

[–]Username20x6 7 points8 points ago

Thank you 'mam!

[–]Killbunny90210 -2 points-1 points ago

BIFF!

ZOT!

[–]brogus 1 point2 points ago

It just keeps flipping back and forth..I'm so confused!!

[–]stargoslaby 212 points213 points ago

Scared the crap right out of me.

Luckily I was browsing Reddit on the toilet...

[–]themightymagikarp 28 points29 points ago

Dude, you could totally use that as a weapon against intruders. You're like your own poop machine gun.

I'm getting downvotes. I'm just saying, if I were breaking into a house, it's be pretty effective in making me nope right out of there.

[–]Imagine_This 19 points20 points ago

Home Alone 4

[–]Hounmlayn 20 points21 points ago

Home Alone number 2

[–]FishBonePendant 2 points3 points ago

You obviously never saw Home Alone: Taking back the house. I indeed cried at that horrible piece of shit.

[–]Ripuhh 63 points64 points ago

Alternatively, this.

[–]AndrewP7 7 points8 points ago

Man, I was honestly expecting Nigel.

[–]HairlessSasquatch -3 points-2 points ago

Why does everyone expect me to be in gifs?

[–]The-Night-Forumer 0 points1 point ago

What is it?

[–]Ripuhh 0 points1 point ago

Same girl (I can't think of her name) except it switches to some unspecified person with a :D face

[–]Lawlmylife 1 point2 points ago

That's not Oprah...

[–]Ripuhh 0 points1 point ago

OR IS IT

[–]Lawlmylife 0 points1 point ago

No...it's not.

[–]Ripuhh 0 points1 point ago

okay

[–]Dorfus -3 points-2 points ago

It was a good effort, but it just seems two-faced to me.

[–]Releasethedreadknot 42 points43 points ago

Say it again, Valar Morghulis...

...Farewell Arya Stark

[–]SphericalArc 79 points80 points ago

[–]Aldaris456 105 points106 points ago

Will someone please edit it so the second face is Nigel Thornberry? You would be amazing if you did

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[–]MousseauEX 26 points27 points ago

Now edit that so it's Nigel Thornberry...

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[–]MousseauEX 13 points14 points ago

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

[–]zekerep 0 points1 point ago

Your doing the Lord's work son.

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[–]red321red321 8 points9 points ago

that's what katy said

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[–]MousseauEX 8 points9 points ago

Now edit that so it's Nigel Thornberry...

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[–]monkling 9 points10 points ago

[–]anusbaguette42069 11 points12 points ago

SMASHING

[–]Aldaris456 3 points4 points ago

Beautiful.

[–]hallowedsouls 2 points3 points ago

Now can you do it with the Aphex Twin face?

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[–]hallowedsouls 2 points3 points ago

I await your flawless work of art.

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[–]Saber_is_dead 1 point2 points ago

Chris Cunningham would be proud of you too

[–]higgledespits 0 points1 point ago

He's one of my heroes, his work is stunning. Genius use of visual effects and general brainpower. Him and Aphex Twin go together perfectly.

[–]hallowedsouls 0 points1 point ago

You're my new internet hero. Take my upvote and my respect.

[–]higgledespits 0 points1 point ago

takes a bow

[–]mh6446 0 points1 point ago

Can you edit it so it's Nigel Thornberry?

[–]CosmicEngender 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this close enough already?

[–]darkneo86 1 point2 points ago

Stupid question that has taken me till this moment to ask...what program is used to edit .gifs like that?

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[–]TLUL 2 points3 points ago

Why is it deleted? (Commenting here because I get the feeling it was you who made it)

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[–]TLUL 1 point2 points ago

Any chance you could repost it? I never got to see it, and that made me very, very sad. It was the one thing I came to the comments looking for.

[–]thepineapplearmy 5 points6 points ago

first thing i thought of

[–]Asturias2789 6 points7 points ago

/r/NigelThornberry

You're welcome.

[–]iamkush 1 point2 points ago

Oh god why. Why can I never have an original thought to myself? Reddit, you are scaring me.

[–]CaptinCrunchies -4 points-3 points ago

Came to post this

[–]D3PyroGS -5 points-4 points ago

Did not leave disappointed.

[–]kezza596 16 points17 points ago

oh my fuck

[–]Thydamine 16 points17 points ago

Oh your fuck indeed.

[–]TheBeaverCleaver 16 points17 points ago

[–]BillThePenguin 12 points13 points ago

Was expecting Nigel Thornberry, left disappointed.

[–]Dremux 5 points6 points ago

Well, thank you for showing me my new night terrors for the next few weeks...

[–]Peanutbutterkellytim 28 points29 points ago

That actually scared the shit out of me

[–]Foley1 4 points5 points ago

Was expecting a Nigel gif.

[–]rrichardjames 3 points4 points ago

Needs more nigel.

[–]Draeg 10 points11 points ago

I see your double face, and raise you this.

[–]ceph8 1 point2 points ago

The only one worth upvoting.

[–]Diemac 3 points4 points ago

That was disturbing..

[–]telfman123 3 points4 points ago

I should learn to not browse Reddit on my phone just before I go to sleep :(

[–]TheAmazingJewishFrog 4 points5 points ago

I like the Nigel Thornberry version.

[–]Ross1210 3 points4 points ago

This is like a before/after of once I enter a relationship.

[–]Alcohol_Intolerant 7 points8 points ago

Oh! It's been a long time sine I've seen this mov- NOPE.

[–]Myepicness 2 points3 points ago

What movie?

[–]Alcohol_Intolerant 10 points11 points ago

Princess Diaries 2. That's where this scene is from.

[–]occipital_spatula 2 points3 points ago

Princess Diaries

[–]hinduguru 9 points10 points ago

I didn't wanna sleep anyway

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

This makes you lose your sleep? ... cute :)

[–]acelluloid 2 points3 points ago

What's this from an Aphex Twin video?

[–]Wondering_Wandering 2 points3 points ago

[–]allied14 2 points3 points ago

I was hoping for Nigel.

[–]frankhorriganlovesto 2 points3 points ago

[–]lotrlove 1 point2 points ago

you just, that, not cool, scary shit man, nightmares,

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting Nigel Thorberry.

[–]Yaheee 2 points3 points ago

*Saturday night; Sunday morning.

[–]Derpswayla 2 points3 points ago

I laughed my ass off

[–]squidcakes 2 points3 points ago

[–]especially_unspecial 6 points7 points ago

They call this the boner-confuser.

[–]Lamar_Scrodum 4 points5 points ago

r/ WTF has officially traded all content with r/Funny

[–]HkS-exotics 4 points5 points ago

she's been aphex twin'd

[–]cineroc 1 point2 points ago

i must use the bathroom...nevermind

[–]Phlexonance 1 point2 points ago

where's that from?

[–]rushmountmore 1 point2 points ago

I pooped.

[–]lasertimepewpew 1 point2 points ago

Face magic from across the seas!

[–]SuspiciousLamp 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that scared me.

[–]DraugrMurderboss 1 point2 points ago

Smashing.

[–]cyale4 1 point2 points ago

Someone should do it with the pic where she has no eyebrows.

[–]Jedimastert 1 point2 points ago

Nigel this?

[–]Dizfunky 1 point2 points ago

I haven't laughed as hard as I just did in a while.

[–]cheesefalcon 1 point2 points ago

I admit this is one of the first 10 times I ever lolled here.

[–]REkTeR 1 point2 points ago

addictive

[–]xemphire 1 point2 points ago

The other face should totally be Bugs Bunny.

[–]icescoop 1 point2 points ago

The first face is a bit hard to fap to

[–]putmydickinit 1 point2 points ago

You know what I'd like to do!?

[–]Shukrat 1 point2 points ago

This is horrifying.

[–]wendellwins 1 point2 points ago

Bhahahahaha this is awesoeme. lawlz

[–]Waff1es 1 point2 points ago

smashing face is needed.

[–]Esc4p3 1 point2 points ago

Wait guys... I think it might be shopped.

[–]CosmicEngender 1 point2 points ago

I'm impervious to this because I've never found her attractive.

[–]nutellachicken4 1 point2 points ago

scary.

[–]SovietAmerika 1 point2 points ago

smells like a repost

[–]Indy1204 1 point2 points ago

I was just about to go to bed. Thanks.

[–]Spamsational 1 point2 points ago

this needs to be fixed with Nigel Thornberry face instead. It's free karma if you post it again!

[–]TheBuddhistBastard 1 point2 points ago

And now I know how it feels to shoot hot tea out my nose. Much obliged.

[–]eam1188 1 point2 points ago

good thing i'm an insomniac.

[–]mikelouth 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting Nigel Thornberry.

[–]dirkandersen 1 point2 points ago

This was going to be the last post I read edited bed...

[–]amazingboy97 1 point2 points ago

"JESUS CHRIST!" ~Me

[–]thatmattperson 1 point2 points ago

I didn't necessarily want to sleep tonight

[–]fahdadatin 1 point2 points ago

I would pay to see a Nigel Thornberry version

[–]JayElric 3 points4 points ago

What the shit.

[–]burstonyamom 1 point2 points ago

I actually did LOL at this. Have a karma.

[–]cartzo 1 point2 points ago

that was funnier than it should've been.

[–]heyjude2010 1 point2 points ago

I remember when a girl I was following on tumblr made this. That's her, making a crazy face. I totally blew up and got thousands of notes. This was many months ago, I don't go on tumblr much anymore, and I follow like hundreds of teenage girls, so I couldn't tell you who it is. Still great stuff! Shame that it's been rehosted and stripped of its credit

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[–]PhotonMalaise 3 points4 points ago

No points for you.

[–]ANBU_Spectre 0 points1 point ago

AY GURL, AY.

[–]Plasmos 0 points1 point ago

"Oh hey, she's prett- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

[–]EpicGuard 0 points1 point ago

Somebody should redo this so it's two different Rowan Atkinson faces.

Edit: Forgot a ltter

[–]owlular 0 points1 point ago

I should have expected that. I didn't. But I should have.

[–]Galactic 0 points1 point ago

Man, she's a really good actress!

[–]Thatotherjanitor 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[–]frostedflakes890 0 points1 point ago

that's okay...I don't need sleep tonight anyway

[–]raylime 0 points1 point ago

as i clicked this, my boyfriend's hand went from towards-my-vagina to -covering-his-screaming-face. thanks for this, it was a great laugh.

[–]mitotajc 0 points1 point ago

Anne Hathaway of looking really terrible sometimes.

[–]HeadShotToTheKnee 0 points1 point ago

MAKE IT STOP!!

[–]CCECJHEMC 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently laying on my bed in the dark. Thanks for the nightmares.

[–]ramasule 0 points1 point ago

Can we get the image of her with no eyebrows? That is scary.

[–]PShireman 0 points1 point ago

I expected Nigel Thornbury.

[–]boom929 0 points1 point ago

That was horrifying.

[–]antag4123 0 points1 point ago

Ermergerd

[–]abray10 0 points1 point ago

i actually jumped...

[–]Piedude223 0 points1 point ago

Second face is A FUCKING HAGRAVAN FROM SKYRIM!

[–]dontkeepscore 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Nicholas Cage.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

If the gif has to tell me it's hilarious, it isn't. It's the same principle that applies to bargain bin comedy movies. If the description on the back includes the words "hilarious", "a laugh riot" or "hysterical", you're going to have a bad time.

[–]audersaur 0 points1 point ago

Funny story... I actually know the girl whose face that is...

[–]Bro-Kathy 0 points1 point ago

Best gif I have ever seen! a dollar to anyone who can top that

[–]Sleep790 0 points1 point ago

I woke my wife while looking at this. you are gonna have to explain what's so damn funny, because i cant stop laughing lol

[–]mcpocalypse 0 points1 point ago

Hello.

I am drunk and I find this hilarious.

[–]erichermit 0 points1 point ago

Why would you do this to me?

[–]chody55 0 points1 point ago

Prepare for this to replaced with Nigel Thornberry.

[–]monk33 0 points1 point ago

This would be hilarious if it was meant to scare me shitless

[–]Imthemayor 0 points1 point ago

God damn, that might be the most unexpectedly creepy things I've ever seen.

The more I look at it, the more weirded out I get..

[–]pollypix123 0 points1 point ago

I laughed a lot more than I should have at that.

[–]brohouzer 0 points1 point ago

It's 4 in the morning and I'm lying in bed using my phone in my dark room.

I just nearly shat myself in terror.

[–]XxHoytxX 0 points1 point ago

This scared the poo out of me

[–]Rivettsroad 0 points1 point ago

Don't do it, Harvey.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's sexy right there.

[–]piemaster1123 -1 points0 points ago

[–]raesweetp 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]edblings 0 points1 point ago

This should be in /r/WTF

[–]serafina32 -2 points-1 points ago

Hollywood makeup....reality!

[–]AlphaRedditor -3 points-2 points ago

This is a prime reason why you always have a sober buddy there to affirm your choice in women when drinking.

[–]Jpot -1 points0 points ago

holy shit what the fuck. [8]

[–]ZachNanners -1 points0 points ago

This belongs in r/WTF

[–]thegreatmisdirector -1 points0 points ago

This should be in /r/wtf holy shit

[–]GeneralGoot -3 points-2 points ago

Love it.