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[–]SpermWhale 8 points9 points ago

I smell restraining order in the air.

[–]apkatt 0 points1 point ago

I smell a letter-combination of some sort...

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

While we're on the subject of bad ass tattoos

Edit: might be slightly NSFW

[–]Wethequeens13 8 points9 points ago

NSFW. PEOPLE, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. YOU WILL REGRET IT!

[–]Flopsey 2 points3 points ago

Ya know, before the internet I would probably have gone my entire life without seeing a picture of a tattoo of an octopus coming out of a man's ass

[–]LadyoftheWood 0 points1 point ago

I think that man had a vagina

[–]Flopsey 1 point2 points ago

Well, I just looked at it a second time, but this time really closely. So thanks for that. To be honest I wasn't entirely sure what was going on up in there. But, yes, upon way too much evaluation I do believe you're correct, but not positive.

[–]LadyoftheWood 1 point2 points ago

Your original comment made me look twice, just returning the favor.

[–]Flopsey 1 point2 points ago

How did mine make you look twice?

Also, I'm not sure about your name. I don't think a proper lady would view that twice.

[–]LadyoftheWood 0 points1 point ago

Because I clicked the link, saw your comment, thought "I reeeeally thought I saw a vagina, I think I would remember seeing a penis and balls," then had to check to make sure.

Psht, I'm a lady, I just happen to be very curious, and a bit of a nerd.

[–]Flopsey 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I see. I couldn't make much out. My own thought process was along the lines of, I think that's an asshole, but why does it look like that, which direction is it laying? Dear lord I need to stop looking at this.

Being on reddit makes saying "I'm curious and a bit of a nerd" redundant.

[–]LadyoftheWood 1 point2 points ago

Lmfao, yea, you're right.

[–]theslowkid 0 points1 point ago

It's a starfish you dolt. A chocolate starfish. Get it?

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't I listen to you?

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

Curiosity, man. I'm so sorry it got the best of you.

[–]Secret4gentMan 0 points1 point ago

so glad I decided to scroll down and read the rest of the comments before clicking the link. Bullet dodged.

[–]Avalanche87 0 points1 point ago

Really shoulda heeded this warning

[–]the_shape[S] 0 points1 point ago

touche.

[–]ballscuntshit 0 points1 point ago

Gave you an upvote just based on your user name

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, ballscuntshit.

[–]mike_dogg 0 points1 point ago

It's way less effective the second time it's posted...

[–]RaoulDuke92 0 points1 point ago

For some reason he reminds me of this guy

[–]Shelbz 0 points1 point ago

oh no

[–]Melissapants 0 points1 point ago

He scares me....shudder.

[–]mrpoopfeast420 0 points1 point ago

You guys are making fun of him for the wrong reason. He named his daughter Miley Cyrus

[–]VirginsAreSlutsToo 0 points1 point ago

neuter him. now.

[–]serafina32 -1 points0 points ago

Why?!

[–]occupymylefty 0 points1 point ago

Thug Life.

[–]calvaradonet 0 points1 point ago

this is beyond words creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]rippininnl 1 point2 points ago

.... White People .....

[–]itsnick137 4 points5 points ago

As a white man I find that....oh fuck it. You're right. ....white people.....

[–]occupymylefty 0 points1 point ago

.... Black People ....

[–]mrpineapplehouse -1 points0 points ago

While we're on the subject of bad tattoos

FTFY

[–]TrMark -1 points0 points ago

/r/badtattoos just found it.