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[–]part_of_me 53 points54 points ago

I shit you not, my mom used to sign stuff Mommy. The school would phone to tell her that I'd forged her signature and she would reply "Nope, I did that."

[–]thegoodendedhappily 22 points23 points ago

Your mom was one cool troll (I mean that in the nicest way possible)

[–]MrTroon 16 points17 points ago

And by nicest way possible he means that she did a wonderful job in the mines of moria scene where she fucked Frodo up with that spear.

[–]part_of_me 1 point2 points ago

she did lots of other stuff. she thoroughly enjoyed trolling my teachers and the administration in general --- and scared the shit out of them in person, so i generally got away with any/everything because they didn't want to deal with her.

[–]LynkDead 4 points5 points ago

Actually this is genius. If you tried to forge her signature they'd call her anyways. She knew what was up. Brilliant.

[–]LearnedHandy 2 points3 points ago

My father would do that shit to me. He'd sign "My dad" hand it back to me, smile, and leave for work with the biggest grin.

[–]part_of_me -1 points0 points ago

my mom and your dad might've gotten along nicely.

or...been in a constant war for biggest troll behaviour.

[–]Ebake09 6 points7 points ago

Wasn't this posted yesterday?

[–]cdmike70 -1 points0 points ago

It has been repeatedly in the past week.

[–]HotTubThomas 11 points12 points ago

Reposted. a lot.

[–]thejennadaisy 2 points3 points ago

[–]Nathan1520 29 points30 points ago

I think you made 400 accounts and upvoted this to shit.

[–]Nathan1520 2 points3 points ago

And now I expect you to use the same 400 accounts to downvote me to shit, also.

[–]AAlexanderK 9 points10 points ago

That would be.... Actually amazing if you had 400 Downvotes.

[–]Yeahsuree 2 points3 points ago

I once tried to forge my dad's name and ended up misspelling it. I was not a smart boy.

[–]commandodude1265 0 points1 point ago

What'd your dad say when he found out?

[–]Lksarchitecs 7 points8 points ago

Looks like something 9gag would like

[–]bstormy 4 points5 points ago

Its shit like this reddit... how does this get to the frontpage? Twice.

[–]Space_Bungalow 1 point2 points ago

It helps if the caption doesn't look like it's screaming "SEEMS LEGIT" in your face

[–]SquareinaBox 2 points3 points ago

What if his mother's name was actually Mom?

[–]SpookyMelon 2 points3 points ago

What if the date was actually today?

[–]mod101 1 point2 points ago

I used to find something that my mom had previously signed and put it underneath to copy the signature, I was quite crafty i guess.

[–]heavenlyhedgepig 2 points3 points ago

If I have kids I'm gonna sign their school forms in scrawly handwriting. Future troll mum.

[–]Singlenotion 1 point2 points ago

seems reposted.....

[–]nexustk5 0 points1 point ago

Is this really all I have to do, repost all day?

[–]RavageZergling 0 points1 point ago

Other than the fact its a repost... Only 3 ellipses (periods) should be used.

[–]Engagedeye 0 points1 point ago

Did the same damn thing in second grade, bitch wouldn't let me go outside for recess.

[–]squirrel45399 0 points1 point ago

I now must do this to my child

[–]austin13ftw 0 points1 point ago

My mom once signed a form for a trip when I was 15 "Evil Bitch" and then laughed for twenty minutes when the school called.

[–]LeGatorSpank 0 points1 point ago

My handwriting is so good, that I wrote my friends notes for years. Not signatures, entire notes. With signatures, of course. I can't believe I never charged for that.

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking stupid

[–]marler92 0 points1 point ago

I once had a classmate named Jimmy back in Middle school have a a friend sign his permission slip... He signed it Jimmy's Mom

[–]TheFlickeringSon 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I Mom, can confirm that I did in indeed sign this letter Today.

[–]Bacontron -4 points-3 points ago

OH GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

ITS NOT LIKE THIS IS AN OLD REGURGITATED JOKE OR ANYTHING

HAHA TOTALLY NOT LAME, OLD, AND OVERUSED

[–]gheost 3 points4 points ago

Wat

[–]jrocboi 2 points3 points ago

I like your type. People that set the standards as to what is funny and what isn't

[–]Bacontron 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man I appreciate that

[–]notfamousguy -3 points-2 points ago

2 legit 2 quit? I'll just leave

[–]Terance99 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]Hamstadam -1 points0 points ago

My dad used to sign things as various historical figures. One time a teacher asked me why Hitler had signed my permission slip.

[–]benjetta96 -1 points0 points ago

Seems like a repost......

[–]telaranrhiod -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]jhustla -1 points0 points ago

I can only imagine how many calls I'll get when I do this to my kids.