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[–]TheVGamer 396 points397 points ago

And reddit is the irresponsible cameraman recording for karma?

[–]I_Eat_My_Own_Feces 116 points117 points ago

Truer words have never been spoken

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[–]Deathwave88 112 points113 points ago

Reddit: Ok, we're live in 3... 2...

4Chan: Done! I call it the rage comic.

4chan:

  • Frame 1: Me walking down the street all liberal happyface.jpg.

  • Frame 2: Suddenly a wild nigger appears, I'm like "hello friend".

  • Frame 3: "Fuck you cracka" me getting raped*

  • Frame 4: FFFFUUUU.jpg

Ebaums: HEY GUYS LE RAGE COMIC WE MADE CHECK THIS OUT

4Chan: what.. no, we

Ebaums: LOL U JELLY!!!

4chan: Ok, fuck ragecancer, we need a new thing.

suddenly...

/r9k/: Oh man I am never getting laid. I'll be forever alone.

makes foreveralone.jpg

/b/:

Walking up to girl

"hi, mind if i rape your asshole".

get pepper sprayed

"FUCK YOU NIGGER".

Nigger here foreveralone.jpg

Ebaums:

  • Frame 1: Le walking in park.

  • Frame 2: Suddenly le wild gf appears.

  • Frame 3: Le are you cheating?

  • Frame 4: I'm like le jackiechanface.jpg then

  • Frame 5: shes all like le FFFFFFFUUUUU.jpg

  • Frame 6: foreveralone.jpg le end xDDD

4chan: Fuck. FUCK. Ok, we need a new thing again.

Deviantart: Here's Trollface.jpg

4Chan: Cool, good job deviantart

Ebaums:

  • Frame 1: Le walking in park.

  • Frame 2: Suddenly le wild gf appears.

  • Frame 3: Le are you cheating?

  • Frame 4: I'm like "YESIM CHEATING"

  • Frame 5: LE TROLLFACE.JPG

  • Frame 6: then shes all like le FFFFFFFUUUUU.jpg

  • Frame 7: foreveralone.jpg le end xDDD

Ebaums: FUCK YOU 4CHAN STOP TAKING CREDIT WE MADE TROLLFACE

9gag: LOL 4CHAN JELLY MAD LELELELELE

9gag:

  • Frame 1: Le at work.

  • Frame 2: Suddenly le wild boss appears.

  • Frame 3: Le are you working?

  • Frame 4: I'm like le okayface.jpg

  • Frame 5: le NO IM NOT WORKING TROLLFACE.JPG

  • Frame 6: hes all like le FFFFFFFUUUUU.jpg

  • Frame 7: LE FIRED, LE DERPINA DUMP ME

  • Frame 8: foreveralone.jpg le end xDDD 9gag watermark

4chan: This shit really rustles my jimmies... Hey, wait, that could be a thing!

9gag: LE JIMMIES RUSTLED BRO? LOL 4CHAN JIMMIE RUSTLED CAUSE STOLE MEME LOL

9gag:

  • Frame 1: Le walking in internet.

  • Frame 2: Suddenly le wild 4chan appears.

  • Frame 3: Le monkey face?

  • Frame 4: then 4chan all like le FFFFFFFUUUUU.jpg

  • Frame 5: JIMMIE RUSTLED FACE

  • Frame 6: le end xDDD 9gag watermark

4chan: Niggers

9gag: ...

4chan: Yes, niggers.

[–]twenty-four 27 points28 points ago

Did you type all that out!?

[–]jbrand1 9 points10 points ago

[–]Tehkaiser 1 point2 points ago

Fucking barney...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Done well.

[–]1199 5 points6 points ago

You can tell by the captions. "4chan, bitch"? REALLY?

[–]garysnail123 265 points266 points ago

"4CHAN, BITCH" ruined it.

[–]Schroedingers_gif/fit/ 171 points172 points ago

The whole .gif ruined it.

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[–]fondlemeLeroy 4 points5 points ago

No, no it would not.

[–]edwardlrs 6 points7 points ago

What did he say?

[–]fondlemeLeroy 49 points50 points ago

Something about Leonard Nimoy fucking a coconut.

[–]KingSourDiesel/vg/ 8 points9 points ago

fucking liar, he posted a video of moot humping a chris-chan body pillow.

[–]corpsefireNL 0 points1 point ago

oh god I need dis

[–]Nickolo3/mu/ 2 points3 points ago

I like his song about hobbits.

[–]maybelying 0 points1 point ago

But was it a European or an African Leonard Nimoy?

[–]jonnielaw 8 points9 points ago

From the 4chan "too cool for school" perspective, yes you're right.

But to the casual observer (this is reddit, after all), it completes the context.

[–]uhwuggawuh 72 points73 points ago

9fags

who the fuck cares? once again, OP is a faggot.

[–]aikoaiko11 10 points11 points ago

[–]hiienkiuas 56 points57 points ago

Half of posts in r/4chan are about 9gag, why?

[–]FluorescentDildo 72 points73 points ago

Because /r/4chan is just reddit, and redditors talk about 9gag a lot.

[–]gentlebot/mlp/ 21 points22 points ago

Gimme a break. The only time I see incessant pissing and moaning over 9gag is here. No other big subreddit even comes close.

[–]impossiblyirrelevant 14 points15 points ago

/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu bitches about 9gag way more than /r/4chan does. Don't know if you'd consider that a "big" subreddit but yeah.

[–]bloodwrage 31 points32 points ago

I'd consider you a faggot for actually going to that shithole.

[–]TheWorldEndsWithCake 3 points4 points ago

Which makes sense since f7u12 is 100% les memes, many of which go directly to 9gag. How dare they take content from another site and bastardise it!

[–]i_will_touch_ur_nose 116 points117 points ago

....no.

[–]Battlesheep 52 points53 points ago

It's missing the part where 9gag retaliates with their own gore raid, and 4chan starts fapping to it

[–]432/3/ 13 points14 points ago

If you honestly believed that 9gag attacked 4chan with pictures of gore, and don't realise someone made that up, then you're a fucking retard, im sorry.

[–]kragmoor -1 points0 points ago

yeah, they just ddos'd their own website when they raided us there was no gore

[–]Yin_Yang 0 points1 point ago

So you're saying 9gaggers know how to post on 4chan?

[–]WolfInTheField 74 points75 points ago

I like how, whatever you post on r/4chan, the comments will all have the same message: fuck the main post. No matter how many times we upvoted it.

Also, 4chan's jimmies are way too easily rustled, lol. Bunch of kids stole our memes? SHIT NIGGAH THIS MEANS WAR

[–]boredcanadian 97 points98 points ago

Ever look around on reddit? 4chan has jimmies of steel compared to these people.

[–]Cabbage_Vendor 16 points17 points ago

"these people"? Considering you posted pics of your dogs and seem to frequent that shithole called fffuuuuu or w/e it's called, you're just as much a redditor as the rest of the people on the site. Reddit has its purposes, has decent subreddits and has shit ones, something which happens in every online community. 4chan can be just as bad as reddit, so stop acting like one is so great and the other is terrible, both have their moments.

[–]icewhisker 10 points11 points ago

i liked when you stalked her comments

[–]boredcanadian -1 points0 points ago

You seem to have misinterpreted what I said entirely.

4chan fucks with people for fun and sometimes in retaliation for being fucked with.

Reddit acts like they're somehow above reposting, like theft of content from another site is something to be abhorred, and then turn around and post shit stolen from 4chan, facebook, various comics, deviantart, etc.

They act like 9gag is somehow the worst thing in the world because some of the shit ending up there is shit from here, which is usually in turn taken from other places on the internet. I make a concious effort to not make reposts, to only post original shit. Not like on 4chan, where I participated in picture dumps of reactions, /x/ related pictures, and other such things.

The difference between 4chan and reddit is 4chan wallows in its own shit and admits to not having much originality, while redditors act like they are the origin of everything on the internet and get mad when told otherwise. TL;DR lrn2read newfag

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This person speaks truthfully!

[–]WolfInTheField 0 points1 point ago

That really depends on where you go. This place is pretty damn huge.

[–]BlackQT/sp/ 1 point2 points ago

I used to like reading the comments here but man it smells like fucking summer

[–]85_B_Low 0 points1 point ago

I don't get why people care. Here's a thought, don't like 9gag, then don't fucking go there.

[–]WolfInTheField 0 points1 point ago

Exactly! And while you're at it, stop reposting their shit to circlejerk over.

[–]skakruk 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking serious?? If 4chan's jimmies were easy to rustle they would have killed 9fag for the fucking cancer they are. I do think 9fag should be raided everyday with the worst pictures the internet has to offer. Damn cancer.

[–]WolfInTheField 0 points1 point ago

6/10, not very refined, but I giggl'd.

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[–]Virindi_UO 7 points8 points ago

video to this gif?

[–]dhfgjdhfhddgfh 8 points9 points ago

back story to this video?

[–]captain__cookies 57 points58 points ago

This one kid was on his phone then another kid sat next to him started laughing and hitting him, so he hit him back, hit his head against a table and hit him with a chair.

[–]furtiveraccoon 14 points15 points ago

back story

I don't know if you understood...

[–]captain__cookies 62 points63 points ago

I'm really not sure how much more information you need. One of them was wearing a beige sweater and the other was wearing a navy blue sweater if that helps.

[–]DanTullis 7 points8 points ago

Does anyone know if this video is on YouTube?

[–]aedgar777 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.

[–]TetrisKingFISH 0 points1 point ago

sauce OP?

[–]iLuVtiffany/b/ 0 points1 point ago

Source vid?

[–]aDoctorOctopus 0 points1 point ago

I could feel his rage from here

[–]jazzy2424 0 points1 point ago

original link, please?

[–]abalonetomatoe 0 points1 point ago

I do like the part when the 4chan kid gently tucks his gameboy away before going berserk on 9gag.

[–]nightrunner_ks/g/ 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, this subreddit is turning into r/pics with a 4chan theme.

[–]nukefudge -3 points-2 points ago

ha ha

so much ha ha

you're a moron, op.

[–]Ocho8 -1 points0 points ago

the point being its two little kids in a slap fight.

[–]NoxiousNick -2 points-1 points ago

The reason a "relationship" even exists is because people keep posting about 9gag even when no one cares or wants to hear about them. People like you. fuck you OP. Just let it fucking go away.

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[–]NoxiousNick 0 points1 point ago

I hate the very idea of 9gag even existing. But it's Justin Beiber and Sarah Palin all over again, if everyone would stop going out of their way to say "HEY LOOK! EVERYONE LOOK! OVER HERE! HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY, LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT HE IS! OH YOU ALREADY KNOW?! WELL LOOK AGAIN ANYWAYS!" then we'd stop hearing about them.

[–]smokecat20 -1 points0 points ago

i like the part when he starts hitting him.

[–]PKrising24 -1 points0 points ago

I just went on 9gag for the first time. What. The fuck. Was that.

[–]TylerSupaflyDurden -1 points0 points ago

ender wiggin?

[–]phizzleout -1 points0 points ago

The guy in the back is Reddit.

[–]Dark69Slayer -1 points0 points ago

And while everyone argues there is a pedophile jerking off to the gif

[–]Big_Green_Piccolo -1 points0 points ago

Looks like 4chan and 4chan.

[–]tokerdytoke -1 points0 points ago

Reddit is the duchebag snobby know it all neighbor that no one likes.

[–]maximumderp -2 points-1 points ago

You sir, win my interwebz for the day. That was pretty good. I take it reddit was filming?

[–]ProstockAccount -2 points-1 points ago

This would be true if reddit went home and rolled a joint, smoked it and laughed at 9fag

[–]CaptainSombrero -3 points-2 points ago

Why the shit do people care about 9gag?

[–]frostbite305 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]garl_tsagan/tv/ 3 points4 points ago

tfw these tards don't recognize copypasta

What are you even doing here?

[–]thelastpuf -3 points-2 points ago

I pretty sure the only thing you do "extensively" is masturbate and as we all know masturbating isn't considered unarmed combat

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