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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 29 points30 points ago

FUCKING REPOSTS
EVERYWHERE

[–]Calvinator56 8 points9 points ago

SO MUCH REPOST!!!

[–]bsting82 5 points6 points ago

How original of you.

[–]Norbert_the_Narwhal 5 points6 points ago

I've seen this one so many times...

[–]leetheproducer 1 point2 points ago

Again?

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

Open the container like a pouch. Tap the bar inside the pouch to remove loose debris. Bite into it with your lips past the biting zone. No more crumbs.

[–]aephoenix 1 point2 points ago

My preferred method is to break it into bite-sized pieces before you open the wrapper, and then use a very controlled open to keep all the crumbs at the other end.

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

If you tear the container along the way the flap folds, it makes a very nice container, the pouch I was referring to, for the crumbs. Grab the flab with the fold's loose edge to the left, with your right hand, hold firmly at the top corner of this fold (your thumb should be on the inside of the fold) and move your hand to the right so that it tears from the top-spiky-part right in the center of the width and peels away smoothly. Continue the tear down the center of the package and onto the other side if you have difficulty extracting the innards.

[–]TearTea 0 points1 point ago

You need like a bowl to eat this shit.

[–]goodguygregor 0 points1 point ago

Keep it in the pack, smash the piss out of it, open the pack and pour in to your yogurts.

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[–]IISpadezII 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, I have never seen this on reddit. First time I havent seen a repost before I guess...

[–]Sazabi00 0 points1 point ago

That's not very nice! Those crumbs have feelings, too! You shouldn't be fucking crumbs!

...how do you fuck crumbs, anyways?

[–]danish_hole 0 points1 point ago

Urethra.

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago