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[–]Quarter_Centenarian 440 points441 points ago

Either way, he got her wet.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 202 points203 points ago

I'm much more interested in the "after" photo.

[–]leonoc[S] 776 points777 points ago

[–]casmafen 389 points390 points ago

props to the girl. If that happened to me I don't think I'd be smiling for another picture

[–]stillalone 59 points60 points ago

I remember being in a party where a single drop of beer flew off my glass and landed on this girls dress and she freaked the fuck out.

[–]Wayfarer21 62 points63 points ago

same here. every girl freaks out when I spill something on them. something about "using protection"

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 34 points35 points ago

relevant username

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 225 points226 points ago

I think it depends on how drunk I am.

[–]feureau 64 points65 points ago

I really need to get that boob job. I can't even get an erection, let alone masturbate to myself...

[–]BakulaSelleck92 11 points12 points ago

I'm trying to figure out why this comment is here.

Edit: Got it... Kinda

[–]hinduguru 20 points21 points ago

it takes practice

[–]IRasterbateToMyself 7 points8 points ago

And on how drunk everybody else is.

[–]fahadsadah 5 points6 points ago

Perfect Reddit couple right there!

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

Props to the op for actually coming through with an after pic

[–]worldDev 25 points26 points ago

every time this is reposted, OP will have it. It's the Karma whore double tap, get both link and comment karma in one.

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[–]theultimatepixel 4 points5 points ago

No...that is the 4chan version. This is reddit. It should say: Dear Diary today OP Delivered

Edit: Removed comma and period because the image does not contain it.

[–]wolfmansteve 14 points15 points ago

Girl surrounded by dudes all of a sudden gets wet... I've seen plenty of movies to know where this is going.

[–]i_am_law 22 points23 points ago

They fix the cable?

[–]Deeds2 1 point2 points ago

[–]blaghart 1 point2 points ago

And I was waiting for her to pull a matrix and dodge it all.

[–]Homletmoo 1 point2 points ago

She may be smiling, but you can see the anger in her eyes.

[–]killahcortes 1 point2 points ago

yeah she's def a champ

[–]duvakiin 13 points14 points ago

OP delivers! hot dog!

[–]hellgrind666 13 points14 points ago

What about the "During" photo?

[–]the_underscore_key 2 points3 points ago

Damn it! even with a second pick I can't figure out whether I know the girl or not! this is infuriating. Also since this is a repost I can't ask OP to tell me where this happened via PM, which would pretty much confirm....

To be honest though I think it's just a look-alike

EDIT: also, see replies, OP did not repost on purpose, knows some of these people

[–]skylarbrosef 2 points3 points ago

I think she just has one of those faces, cause I'm getting the same feeling.

[–]leonoc[S] 7 points8 points ago

It's not an intentional repost. It came from a friends photos on Facebook. It was taken at a Commerce ball in NUI Galway. Apologies for the repost anyway, I had no idea.

[–]keblab 8 points9 points ago

knew these lads looked irish..

[–]the_underscore_key 3 points4 points ago

Understood; reposts happen. Thanks for following up. I can now confirm I do not know the girl in the picture, as I am American, but shit she looks a lot like a girl I know

[–]kael13 19 points20 points ago

White people look like other white people. Who'da thunk.

[–]wildekat 1 point2 points ago

One look at this photo and I knew those lads were Irish.

[–]Learned-Hand 2 points3 points ago

Slappa de bass mon!

[–]DriveByStoning 5 points6 points ago

I remember the original thread. I think that girl said it was at some graduation party in Ireland.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 7 points8 points ago

A little lower.

[–]Obliza 154 points155 points ago

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[–]GeekyJessica 1 point2 points ago

Why is she the only one smiling at the camera in the exact same way in both pics? She looks like the Travelocity gnome or something.

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[–]nubbled21 62 points63 points ago

Dude. That's over...

[–]lonjaxson 28 points29 points ago

[–]rtu1587 6 points7 points ago

That guy in the blue shirt on the left seems to be saying, "Noooooooooooooooo!"

[–]SuperShamou 10 points11 points ago

It seems that he's saying "Nooooooooooooooo!", but in reality he's saying "No" in a pitch 4 octaves higher.

[–]rtu1587 1 point2 points ago

Haha. Ya. I just picture him seeing it all in slow motion.

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 1 point2 points ago

Start of a brazzers movie.

[–]rcktkng 73 points74 points ago

And just like that, the last girl left.

[–]bearasauras 55 points56 points ago

It took me a while to figure out why the guy on the left look so familiar.

[–]uhoh_spaghettios 2 points3 points ago

The guy next to him -- where's his banjo?

[–]asain-skiier 31 points32 points ago

Bland?

[–]djf4 25 points26 points ago

Her?

[–]biggmclargehuge[!] 24 points25 points ago

egg?

[–]KingZuul 23 points24 points ago

What, is she funny or something?

[–]atorger1 20 points21 points ago

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

[–]daddydata 9 points10 points ago

Not vomit. I'd say it's her lucky day.

[–]vxx 38 points39 points ago

The funniest part is, that she is the only one in the picture who didn´t realize what is going to happen.

I bet someone tries to catch the glass and punches her into the face by mistake.

[–]deztructable 15 points16 points ago

Yes, a mistake...

[–]Narcoleptico 56 points57 points ago

That is the Jewiest bunch of Jews that ever Jewed.

Source: I'm Jewish.

[–]We_Are_The_Romans 14 points15 points ago

Not Jewish, most definitely Irish. I'm not saying that the two are mutually exclusive, just that I've never personally met an Irish jew.

[–]leapfrogdog 40 points41 points ago

I have. he was a policeman. whenever he arrested someone he'd say, "Irish Jew in the name of the law."

[–]AbusingVitaminK 4 points5 points ago

Right? First thing I thought was, "Wow, lots of Jewish people."

Second thing I thought was, "I wonder if they're from [my hometown]."

[–]maddcovv 2 points3 points ago

ZBT?

[–]Karnickel 299 points300 points ago

  • funny: check
  • cute girl: check
  • OP delivered after photo: check

up to the frontpage with you.

[–]ipn8bit 211 points212 points ago

Repost: Check

[–]V4refugee 65 points66 points ago

from like 2 years ago. I think I have seen all of reddit.

[–]topplehat 43 points44 points ago

Back to Digg now, I guess?

[–]geneusutwerk 23 points24 points ago

Nope, slashdot. The cycle must continue.

[–]JCorkill 4 points5 points ago

[–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago

You don't die, this time.

[–]xenoph2 4 points5 points ago

Can't be more than 1.5, I've been around for that long.

[–]servohahn 8 points9 points ago

Ten months.

However, this is reddit so it's definitely been reposted for than once.

[–]09wefpfpf 16 points17 points ago

[–]Subrotow 5 points6 points ago

Would you rather all reposts be banned? Or would you rather ban all repost that you have seen? I don't understand in commenting on a repost saying it's a repost. Enlighten me. Please.

[–]gburnaman 12 points13 points ago

Whiny people in the comments - check.

[–]rotzooi 3 points4 points ago

People whining about whiny people in the comments - check.

[–]DisturbedForever92 3 points4 points ago

People whining about people whining about whiny people in the comments - check.

[–]lfancypantsl 1 point2 points ago

(People whining about)3 whiny people in the comments - check.

[–]Jorgemeister 4 points5 points ago

no boobs required?

.... Every one and his monkey gets to the front page now...

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[–]ShriveledRaisin 40 points41 points ago

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 29 points30 points ago

I remember my first beer.

[–]Ijustneedonemoretry 21 points22 points ago

I don't ,but that's part of the drinking thing.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 7 points8 points ago

I remember the first, but the eighth is a bit fuzzy.

[–]asskickingjedi 5 points6 points ago

"When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was seventeen."

[–]bubba_shubba 1 point2 points ago

thanks, Steve Martin.

[–]agency_panic 1 point2 points ago

That was so funny, I almost fell off my dinosaur.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 16 points17 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things girls at our parties

[–]joeldavis 2 points3 points ago

If a simple accident scares off someone, I think it's best you let them put themselves as far away from you as possible and just consider yourself lucky that's all that happened.

[–]Asophis 1 point2 points ago

Story of my life.

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[–]joeldavis 5 points6 points ago

Might want to use the smudge tool to fix the back of his neck so it doesn't have that awkward shading and pixelization. Also, I think he's too tall to be staring at her tits (which I think is the idea), you might have to shrink him down a little more to get the angle right. I'm not sure the picture would be worth looking at after that much editing but that's just what I think it'd take, cause right now he's just staring into her eyes.

Also, the big thing is to put some of that background back into it, cause right now he has a black cape of some sort.

Just my two cents. They're canadian pennies though, so you may just throw them in the trash.

[–]Tmctmctmc 2 points3 points ago

[–]The_Irishman 2 points3 points ago

Workaholics

[–]Lipton-T 2 points3 points ago

This is really old.

[–]DrizzleFoSnizzle 2 points3 points ago

Uh oh... Surprise Bukkake!

[–]WiteLite 2 points3 points ago

There is so much derp in this picture.

[–]awesome_dog 2 points3 points ago

This really needs a Brazzers logo.

[–]Journalisto 21 points22 points ago

Ridiculously photogenic about-to-get-wet girl.

Edit: see me getting ridiculed below.

[–]Quarter_Centenarian 6 points7 points ago

It's ridiculous when people spell "ridiculous" r-e-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.

[–]rotorbladesmoke 21 points22 points ago

Rediculous (adj.) That which has regained its diculousness.

[–]biggmclargehuge[!] 5 points6 points ago

redditculous

[–]Journalisto 3 points4 points ago

Sorry. I'm trying out a sliding keyboard on my phone.

[–]SnoLeopard 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I will never misspell ridiculous

I'll show myself out.

[–]Average_Joke 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this movie before.

[–]IDontShareMyUsername 1 point2 points ago

That guy looks like Adam from Workaholics.

[–]squeeeeenis 1 point2 points ago

Soo much is to be said about this.

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

looks like she's about to take a golden shower

[–]ArchScabby 1 point2 points ago

it's like Jimmy McNulty in his younger years.

[–]bigbadfox 1 point2 points ago

every guy is making an orgasm face...

[–]Wethequeens13 1 point2 points ago

All of the guys have the "I jizzed in my pants" face. She has no idea.

[–]a_giant_boobie 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, another engineering class party.

[–]eeno87 1 point2 points ago

Ah the college bar NUIG. Theatre of dreams!

[–]onlyforwriting 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, I feel like I know everyone in this picture. Where was it taken?

[–]ALFIECONKER 1 point2 points ago

you should x-post this to /r/perfecttiming

[–]OlasWalter 1 point2 points ago

Sees a picture of 1 girl surrounded by guys. Doesnt add a Brazzers logo. Reddiquette. Super Simple Stuff.

[–]CaptinCrunchies 1 point2 points ago

Brazzers

[–]ButtDouglass 1 point2 points ago

BRAZZERS.

[–]one00percents 1 point2 points ago

Extremely photogenic sheltered college freshman?

[–]AlphaRedditor 1 point2 points ago

She's in the middle of four guys having simultaneous orgasms. Of course she was going to get a little messy.

[–]Wet-Knee-Houston 1 point2 points ago

That is not a flattering photo of those dudes

[–]Rob9159 1 point2 points ago

Was this a Reddit meet up?

[–]spatchbo 1 point2 points ago

Total loose butt hole.

[–]67velle4u 1 point2 points ago

Jew convention?

[–]WGMindless 1 point2 points ago

Really? No Brazzers logo yet?

I'm proud of you, Reddit. You're making progress.

[–]Castit 1 point2 points ago

They look kinda british.

[–]knukklez 0 points1 point ago

Someone's sister isn't going to be happy after the bar mitzvah.

[–]makeshift78 0 points1 point ago

Better than vomit

[–]TheAngryGoat 0 points1 point ago

Is the uh oh for the drink, or the button that's about to burst?

[–]leDC600 0 points1 point ago

Party Foul.

[–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

You say uh oh, I say OH YEAH!

[–]DISREPUTABLE 0 points1 point ago

Impending Piss Cup of Doom makes me sad.....

[–]Adultery 0 points1 point ago

is there a subreddit for these kinds of pictures?

[–]pureskill 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least it wasn't some fancy dress she stole from her mom's closet. The stain might have forced her to make a deal with a somewhat nerdy guy, wherein she dated him in order to make him appear "cool" in exchange for a new dress. So yeah, there's always a bright side.

[–]Callmemithrandir 0 points1 point ago

She looks so serene. I want to warn her of her impending doom, and yet sadly, I can not.

[–]Sarkin 0 points1 point ago

highschoolparty.jpg

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

Wet T-Shirt Party!

[–]OccasionalPoster 0 points1 point ago

Uh oh is right, those guys are about to blow chunks on her

[–]ExplosiveGnomes 0 points1 point ago

I like where this is going.

[–]fake_user_meme 0 points1 point ago

the guy on the far left looks like he's about to put a dick in his mouth

[–]stealthcopter 0 points1 point ago

soon

[–]StPatrick923 0 points1 point ago

Could have been pig's blood, I guess. That would've gotten really bad afterward.

[–]serafina32 -1 points0 points ago

Well it was nice knowin that girl....

[–]Zapafaz 0 points1 point ago

The dude on the left looks like pac man.

[–]jds30 0 points1 point ago

That's a heroic last stand by the pink button...

[–]The_Floating_Bear 0 points1 point ago

Just looks like a gallery of awkward O-faces to me...

[–]trollaccountonetyone 0 points1 point ago

Someone please make a face swap of this with the guy in the blue tie .

[–]duvakiin 0 points1 point ago

those are some really great faces all around

[–]JackAceHole 0 points1 point ago

It's cruel to do that to her just because she didn't know that it is natural for women to bleed between their legs.

[–]HETKA 0 points1 point ago

I like how everyone in the picture sees what's about to happen, except for her. Too bad there's no after picture..

[–]Sodapotinski 0 points1 point ago

Just me, or does the guy on the left look like Pac-man?

[–]Benfclark 0 points1 point ago

I love how all their facial expressions are at the dividing line between party euphoria and just realising what's about to happen.

[–]pen_name 0 points1 point ago

Who is that girl? She looks really familiar.

[–]Theowl16 0 points1 point ago

I would love to see a before and after.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

Coincidentally, that's how reddit meetups are.

[–]Dakotaleek 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd at the dude in the background going "AWW SHIT"

[–]CuddleyFace 0 points1 point ago

She looks kinda like Julia Louis-Dreyfus

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

In less then a second her night is over but who can say they have a truly genuine picture of something like that happening to them... I'd say it's worth it. At least she's not a guy and her chances to get laid aren't diminished rather increased by the fact she's wet allover.

[–]CreepyUncleBeardo 0 points1 point ago

Did you just win the Super Bowl?

[–]mrsplackpack 0 points1 point ago

ahhh jewish kids

[–]98thRedBalloon 0 points1 point ago

Is the guy in the blue paisley tie James?

[–]AquaDooker 0 points1 point ago

she has no clue what kind of facial she is about to receive....one guy knows though lol

[–]sinferno 0 points1 point ago

I like how he is eyeing the drink like, i know what u bout to do fool.

[–]Of_Legions 0 points1 point ago

Lol sage.

[–]Akriyu 0 points1 point ago

Dat nose

[–]JackAintBlack 0 points1 point ago

I think I know these people.. the guy in the white shirt looks like my old neighbor and the guy with the bright blue tie looks like a guy that used to go to my high school...

[–]fondupot 0 points1 point ago

She has no idea.

[–]Gangstapantz 0 points1 point ago

there is a whole lot of jew in that room

[–]Rashidcakes 0 points1 point ago

It was worth it in the end.

[–]thenewpetriedish 0 points1 point ago

golden showers anyone?

[–]fergusp87 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter had sex...

[–]Micky-D 0 points1 point ago

All of the faces (except for the girl's) could be used for a face swap. They are all equally hilarious.

[–]Tommassive 0 points1 point ago

This is going to be amazing! I'll just wait...

[–]Mr_I_Know 0 points1 point ago

6 guys, 1 girl, 1 cup.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just how I like them. Drunk and unsuspecting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The guy all the way to the left is my good friend Donnie. Trying to get Donnie to come to Reddit, sign up, and receive his karma.

[–]da559 0 points1 point ago

All over her boobs... My hero!

[–]gemini86 0 points1 point ago

I like where this is goin...

All over her chest.

[–]BIGnateBIGpoppa 0 points1 point ago

i see NO reason for an "uh oh"

[–]itchyblood 0 points1 point ago

Irish boys.

[–]Xunae 0 points1 point ago

the 2 guys on the left look like they are about 3 seconds from spewing some bodily fluid on her.

[–]Sambasuper 0 points1 point ago

Dude on the far left looks like Joey Gaydos from School of Rock.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

6 guys crowding around one girl. This must have been taken at my undergrad university ... actually, she does look weirdly familiar ... or is she some celebrity or something?

[–]Sure_lll_Eat_That 0 points1 point ago

Wet t-shirt contest in 3...2...1...

[–]trublwithnorml 0 points1 point ago

If she's still smiling like that in about 5 seconds, I'd marry her.

[–]easyTRASH 0 points1 point ago

Uh oh..... He's gonna sneeze!

[–]LiberalAss 0 points1 point ago

i love how you can just see o fuck on all the guys faces

[–]Styrofoam_Cup 0 points1 point ago

For a second a thought it was a cup of glitter, thank god it was just beer/piss/whatever.

[–]nottooshabbyatall 0 points1 point ago

All I see is boobs.

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

The next photo could be entered in a wet t-shirt contest.

[–]giranda 0 points1 point ago

Ping, ping turkey's done

[–]vikingbean 0 points1 point ago

I kept looking for the brazzers logo then the "ahhh OK" hit me

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

That confident smile really makes it. "We're having fun and I look gooAUUGHGH!" and a "WHARRGARBL!" if you will.

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Noooooo. The beer.

[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

Man in the back just wants to watch the world burn.

[–]systemcode2 0 points1 point ago

Im more worried about the sausage fest she has going around her.

[–]SneakyNightman 0 points1 point ago

This picture seems to lack a certain logo from a particulary adult themed website.

[–]doofledoorf 0 points1 point ago

Im rather new to Reddit and I was shocked to see this... only bc I know these guys. This. Is. Weird.

[–]Hotcocomoco 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else wonders why ONLY the one girl? If you dont mind the intrugetion.

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

This picture also catches her titties saying, "Ha. our time has come."