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[–]TheHag 41 points42 points ago

Damn, this guy doesn't even wait, he just rips it right off the front page. No fucks given.

[–]MaleFlibbertigibbet 95 points96 points ago

This is literally on the front page right now. http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/vivdz/i_came_as_fast_as_i_could/

[–]VicePresidente 35 points36 points ago

Plus the title for this one is laaaammmee

[–]mahler9 10 points11 points ago

Seriously... When you hear your name getting called you emerge from water as a polar bear? Give me a break.

[–]magictoenail 4 points5 points ago

But that's what I always do when my name is called

[–]themightymagikarp 1 point2 points ago

Hellooo, ladies! ;)

[–]StewieBanana 12 points13 points ago

This is actually quite terrifying.

[–]machzel08 10 points11 points ago

Smart, go for the top comment

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That was my comment...

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

Heh...yeah, that was the joke.

[–]Threedawg 4 points5 points ago

Not everyone is subbed to gifs...

[–]xenoph2 -2 points-1 points ago

Newfags Newer users don't care to tag with [x-post from gifs] or the like anymore. That would mean the loss of some sweet-sweet karma...

[–]JaggedPussyTeeth 6 points7 points ago

We aren't on 4chan.

[–]Kennethnoisewasser 17 points18 points ago

with a username like yours you could have fooled me.

[–]xenoph2 -2 points-1 points ago

Fixed it for you.

[–]machzel08 -4 points-3 points ago

Good thing it isn't the same subreddit, otherwise this would be a repost. O_o

[–]littlemonster1618 9 points10 points ago

oh really? when people call your name you look to see who it is? Wow, thats pretty hilarious.

[–]ainesey 23 points24 points ago

RRRREEEEEPPPPOOOOOSSSSTTTTT

[–]abstrusejoker 22 points23 points ago

[–]DisapointedZoidberg 11 points12 points ago

[–]abstrusejoker 6 points7 points ago

[–]Thekaiser316 7 points8 points ago

Lol damn you have balls to repost that fast.

[–]MutantSharkPirate 2 points3 points ago

so this is the new gif to grace the front page every 2-3 hours? i figured we were still on the girl in headphones one

[–]casmafen 1 point2 points ago

you deserve to be punished. Took a great post and embraced it as your own. Then proceeded to make it absolutely atrocious

[–]southcmft 1 point2 points ago

Now the reposts are only 2 hours apart.

[–]gravey727 1 point2 points ago

Re-re-re-re-re-re-repost!

[–]fuckbitchesgetpolio 3 points4 points ago

Idiot

[–]Tails94 2 points3 points ago

STOP UPVOTING THIS POST JESUS

[–]JoeDusk 0 points1 point ago

I really wonder if the people who upvote these posts EVER read the comments, fuck them and fuck you midgetfury

[–]SilentBreezy 0 points1 point ago

Now you had to know this wasn't going to work out well for you

[–]leex0 0 points1 point ago

Mfw someone tries to make up a witty title to repost a .gif but it doesn't make any sense and is dumb. :|

[–]Greg636 0 points1 point ago

[–]redditorrrrrrrrrrrr 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the Michael Phelps commercial where he gets out of the pool for subway

[–]Klaent 0 points1 point ago

Terrible title bro, sry.

[–]LegitMonkey -1 points0 points ago

Not when there's somebody near you with the same name!

[–]Soccer21x -2 points-1 points ago

Is it just me? Or does it have six claws?

[–]Kevinism66 -5 points-4 points ago

O0o0h it's the juggernaught bitch