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[–]Tobymooiweerhond 36 points37 points ago

I'm a girl and I use to do this to guys in bars to show my dominance.

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 14 points15 points ago

We should go out drinking together sometime.

[–]GenOmega 10 points11 points ago

[–]darthnuri -4 points-3 points ago

I think that means you're a woman.

[–]TinyTeddy93 29 points30 points ago

i see what you did there :)

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

shut up meg

[–]shroomprinter 6 points7 points ago

Pfffft.

[–]FishBonePendant 3 points4 points ago

Meg

[–]shroomprinter 5 points6 points ago

Pfffft.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]shroomprinter 4 points5 points ago

quietly pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftt

[–]Smiley007 1 point2 points ago

MEG MEG MEG MEG MEGGGGGG!!!!!!

[–]shroomprinter 0 points1 point ago

PFFFT PFFFT PFFFT PFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[–]vxx 18 points19 points ago

Source?

[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

This, posted last time, is the closest I got.

[–]gullis187[S] 0 points1 point ago

yup, this gif has been on the frontpage of /r/funny 3-4 times over the weekend, it had to be done :)

[–]THE_IRISHMAN_35 1 point2 points ago

Every time i see this i die laughing.

[–]Minhtyfresh00 2 points3 points ago

what is the source...?

[–]bigsid22 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if the gif would be as funny if they traded places

[–]blargh456 1 point2 points ago

its from a german TV Show on the Channel Sat 1 called Knallerfrauen

[–]austomagic 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this like 4 different times.

[–]Vecoronado 1 point2 points ago

I'm confused...do you feel dominant like the woman or submissive like the man?

[–]Capaz04 -1 points0 points ago

Lol

Sometimes reading just pays off.

[–]flamingflipflop 0 points1 point ago

As a girl, This is fucking sexy.

[–]crazyhero 1 point2 points ago

As a man, this is sexual assault

[–]Alliedgamer 2 points3 points ago

I cried with laughter on that.

[–]herp_derpenstein 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.. you feel like an overzealous female who humps random strangers?

[–]erikcasey 0 points1 point ago

Do you not feel that when it happens to you?

[–]Sneerglaw 0 points1 point ago

what is this from?

[–]theshadymisfit 0 points1 point ago

O the irony

[–]241410 0 points1 point ago

Nobody ever does that randomly to me :(

[–]crazyhero 0 points1 point ago

This is sexual assault

[–]tracerghost00 0 points1 point ago

This is being milked so damn much....

[–]THE_ARTYST 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT. I was watching tv and a commercial playing the party rock anthem came on and right as he started slapping his ass the drop to the chorus came and it fits perfectly. Play the two together now. It's awesome.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't mind if that exact same thing happened to me

[–]Austin199610 -1 points0 points ago

Made my day :)

[–]serafina32 -4 points-3 points ago

Soo...you feel like a hooker?

[–]sirblastalot -1 points0 points ago

Hookers get paid.

[–]GraveDigger1337 1 point2 points ago

he got paid with karma

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying -1 points0 points ago

[–]thepic -5 points-4 points ago

overusedgifception...