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[–]8-bit_d-boy 17 points18 points ago

ALTERNATE TITLE:

"Birgirpall flies for real."

[–]Maxables 2 points3 points ago

B-burger... Pail? Big-ear pal.

No, wait, uh...

[–]wortelcake 2 points3 points ago

[–]cbfw86 1 point2 points ago

Birjeerpahl

FRENCH
BUT HOT

[–]stfm 8 points9 points ago

I don't make the boop rules

[–]UTC_Hellgate 22 points23 points ago

Just the tip.

[–]Redfoo 11 points12 points ago

Just for a second.

[–]ecant004 2 points3 points ago

Just to see how it feels.

[–]adoltswimmer 1 point2 points ago

[–]delarye1 0 points1 point ago

I came to say that. :( Have an upvote.

[–]FramingHips 8 points9 points ago

Haha. Came.

[–]SgtSloth 1 point2 points ago

everyone came to say that.

[–]Efanito 12 points13 points ago

In other news, your mom's dildo has arrived.

[–]Hamshanks 5 points6 points ago

[–]Drunken_Sincerity 4 points5 points ago

Yes. Yes you did.

[–]IAmTheWaller67 2 points3 points ago

Tickle tickle!

[–]Unknown_01 2 points3 points ago

Aviation attempts fornication.

[–]StrangenessandCharm 2 points3 points ago

My boyfriend at night

[–]Cgkfox 7 points8 points ago

This title gives me expectations and when I open the link I'm always disappointed. YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EXPECT IT TO BE FUNNY.

[–]growlingbear 3 points4 points ago

It's in /r/funny! It's not supposed to be funny!

[–]3p1cs4uce 4 points5 points ago

I too, laughed so hard i cried and felt a little ashamed. What a simple picture to cause such a reaction. Awesome sauce. Upvote for you.

[–]sparx483 5 points6 points ago

Facebook Notification:

Global Airlines poked you. Poke back?

[–]noodles22 2 points3 points ago

Wrong hole!

[–]kameelyan 1 point2 points ago

[–]izik32 1 point2 points ago

"hey larry, where's the forklift?" "forklift? it's over there by the baggage loader."

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

That's not gonna fly.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 1 point2 points ago

That's the beginning of the movie Airplane lol

[–]method18 2 points3 points ago

"c'mon baby, just the tip..."

[–]njuty 0 points1 point ago

Forgot to set the parking brake.

[–]iDirtyDianaX 0 points1 point ago

Should've been titled "just the tip"

[–]Spaturno 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens when building poop.

[–]nathan1942 0 points1 point ago

Just the tip...

[–]FuzzyRarity 0 points1 point ago

Agreed

[–]__HiPpOpOtAmUs_ 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard I fell off my bed...I think I have a concussion

[–]tonnez 0 points1 point ago

And that's what anal is without lube

[–]Grimgnight 0 points1 point ago

"Hey man, pull in here! I gotta stop for a cup of joe!"

[–]ConnerMK 0 points1 point ago

Nerd3 flew that plane.

[–]publius4 0 points1 point ago

You're right. You did.

[–]brennons 0 points1 point ago

As an Aircraft structures mechanic this makes me cringe. So. Much. Work.

[–]skeetskeetwatergun 0 points1 point ago

i think laughing at all was more than you should have

[–]facelessace -4 points-3 points ago

There are people that will defend reposts to the death because it's "new to" them. This, friends, will be one of those times. FUCKING REPOST YOU WORTHLESS FUCK! HAVE SOME INTEGRITY.

[–]drdavidphd 0 points1 point ago

I'm with you brother. This shit has been cycled through reddit, facebook, pinterest, etc. more times than estrogen has cycled through Justin Bieber. WE ARE THE FUCKING REPOST POLCE! WE EAT DOWNVOTES FOR BRUNCH, SO BRING IT ON, FUCKERS!

[–]facelessace 0 points1 point ago

Did we just become friends?

[–]drdavidphd 0 points1 point ago

Yup!

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P -1 points0 points ago

I fucking hate that title every time I see it. Funny pic, cancer title.

[–]thehumblenachos -1 points0 points ago

cough cough REPOST! cough

[–]sflbest -1 points0 points ago

Repost?

[–]rlyns55 -2 points-1 points ago

You reposted this way harder than you should have.