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[–]WilsonsWarbler 40 points41 points ago

Those Reddit meetups get a little out of hand...

[–]sayaaahhh 210 points211 points ago

Bwahahahahahahaha... Waitasec... Oh, thank God that wasn't me.

[–]SeductiveBacon 40 points41 points ago

If it's not you and it's not me then...Ooohh no.

[–]hinduguru 36 points37 points ago

Must be TIR

[–]vxx 13 points14 points ago

I don't think so, I can't see a rope around his neck.

[–]Breathing_Balls 8 points9 points ago

I doubt he would take it that far over this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He was having a mental breakdown, people were sending him death threats and watching him get into the state he's in now with popcorn in their hands.

He now only posts in Spanish for some reason.

[–]theytook-r-jobs 1 point2 points ago

Asian TIL?

[–]Onestring 9 points10 points ago

...stands up I broke the dam.

[–]SeductiveBacon 10 points11 points ago

No, I broke the dam.

[–]JDreioee 6 points7 points ago

I broke the Dam!

[–]flytaggart1 8 points9 points ago

Spartacus!

[–]Glasweg1an 3 points4 points ago

Tiger Woods!

[–]Nyrb 2 points3 points ago

I am Zorro.

[–]yourmydinner 5 points6 points ago

And my axe!

[–]TwoThirteen 1 point2 points ago

No, I broke the dam!

[–]reverend-spooner 54 points55 points ago

Good Guy Douche Bag - Posts embarrassing photo on Reddit; Censors face.

[–]Pratty77 12 points13 points ago

This. And when draws on someone who is passes out, he avoids the face

[–]danE3030 4 points5 points ago

Do we really know that, though?

[–]emo_kakyo 4 points5 points ago

and gives him something to throw up in

[–]g0_west 8 points9 points ago

It looks like a bucket of warm water with his hand in it to me. Jokes on him if it is, though - he will get a piss soaked couch.

[–]SquashJ -1 points0 points ago

Can't recall couch, -safe-.

[–]austin123457 5 points6 points ago

As strange as it might be that guy looks ALOT like me.... I was scared for a second.

[–]Nine_Inch_Nailed_IT 5 points6 points ago

Same, that guy looks to be a bit heavier than me, but still looks very alike, and with my habit of passing out when drinking it could well have been me

[–]RUSTLES_YOUR_JIMMIES 8 points9 points ago

You cared for a second. Try harder next time.

[–]austin123457 2 points3 points ago

Son of a bitch..

[–]b0ts 1 point2 points ago

Austin ftw

[–]quietmasturdebater 56 points57 points ago

Is that, is that chewed gum in his armpit?

And that's a pretty good foreveralone face for something that I'm assuming was unplanned.

[–]thefourthhouse 21 points22 points ago

The original thread says it's a post-it note. What it reads is unknown.

Another one of life's great, unsolvable mysteries.

[–]VinRayd 9 points10 points ago

Probably a girl's number... oh yeah, never mind.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 334 points335 points ago

It's funny because he's fat.

[–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 102 points103 points ago

It's funny because of the size of the puke bucket.

[–]J3arc 38 points39 points ago

Thats the warm water so you piss Yourself bucket. The torturers were cruel.

[–]RUSTLES_YOUR_JIMMIES 71 points72 points ago

and the cream cheese in his armpit!

[–]BroXplode 24 points25 points ago

90% of reddit

[–]goinhamkittens 30 points31 points ago

I guess that I'm part of the lucky 10% without cream cheese in my pits.

[–]DionneD 26 points27 points ago

You're the 2nd person I've noticed on this thread identifying that yellow thing in his armpit as cream cheese. That looks nothing like the cream cheese that I'm used to seeing. Is the rest of the world really in on some kind of yellow cream cheese that I've never heard of?

[–]Breathing_Balls 9 points10 points ago

You are right. I thought it part of a post-it note that had been ripped off after being forced to take place between his pits.

I am sure the note would have said something like "Insert penis here ->" or similar.

And yes, you are right. The rest of the world is on some sort of mad, soft, milk-based product.

[–]ninja_snail 5 points6 points ago

it kinda looks like Juicy Fruit gum!

[–]Breathing_Balls 12 points13 points ago

I thought you said Juicy Fruit bum.

NSFW butt tasteful.

[–]ninja_snail 8 points9 points ago

I don't regret clicking on that link!

[–]wkrausmann 1 point2 points ago

Nice photo. I almost feel bad for any woman who has to dig pomegranate seeds out of her ass crack.

[–]Spineless_John 1 point2 points ago

LITERALLY

[–]Cobruh 2 points3 points ago

and an omelet

[–]ninja_snail 1 point2 points ago

That's a small omelet!

[–]pizzatime 2 points3 points ago

It looks like a foamy ear plug.

[–]Mateo2 2 points3 points ago

Maybe...except you need friends to draw on you while passed out.

[–]calibur_ 1 point2 points ago

Roommates do not have to be friends.

[–]subtly_irrelevant 85 points86 points ago

And because he will die early due to health issues. Too far?

[–]RUSTLES_YOUR_JIMMIES 61 points62 points ago

and he has a black square for a face!

[–]AiKantSpel 10 points11 points ago

i think he's dead already

[–]mitotajc 7 points8 points ago

Dude

too soon

[–]economaster 16 points17 points ago

And... Wait, wont most of use die from "health" issues?

[–]zeppoleon 12 points13 points ago

D I A B E E T U S

[–]shoebob 13 points14 points ago

D I A B E E F U S

[–]StarlightN 9 points10 points ago

Cream cheese? I thought it was an earplug. Don't ask me why. Maybe because his fat armpit was making so much noise, I don't know..

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

An earplug? It should be a butt plug. Don't ask me why. Maybe because of the vast array of extensions that can extend from ones ass, I don't know..

[–]Citizen_Bongo 0 points1 point ago

I looks like a post it note to me...

[–]T____T 1 point2 points ago

I think it gum!

[–]randalflagg 1 point2 points ago

I think it post it note!

[–]Blackmaths4tj 4 points5 points ago

It's funny because his arm is in the puke bucket

[–]RedBarclay 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was a bowl out of which he was eating popcorn.

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[–]Jjunior130 32 points33 points ago

[–]leftabitcharlie 27 points28 points ago

[–]toomanynamesaretook 6 points7 points ago

I love this so very much.

It just makes very no sense words together are just trains.

[–]VastDeferens 1 point2 points ago

Was this from Lord of the Rings?

[–]leftabitcharlie 6 points7 points ago

Gimli's primary school photo.

[–]Glasweg1an 3 points4 points ago

Scary

[–]Nihilius 6 points7 points ago

Gonnae no dae that.

[–]Glasweg1an 4 points5 points ago

How no?

[–]Nihilius 4 points5 points ago

Just, gonnae no.

[–]Sandaholic 5 points6 points ago

ohh catsama bin meowdin?

[–]sweetambrosia 22 points23 points ago

Wut

[–]Rabble_Arouser 35 points36 points ago

He feels his boner, bro.

[–]VastDeferens 1 point2 points ago

I like how that guy is grimacing.

[–]LadyCheeba 1 point2 points ago

I can't tell if he's happy or sad about this.

[–]feeblemuffin 3 points4 points ago

and you're funny because you state the obvious and post face off images.

[–]tye342 0 points1 point ago

Remeber that time we almost went to space camp

[–]alokococoa 7 points8 points ago

Looks like a typical /r/gonewild post.

[–]eifersucht12a 66 points67 points ago

The horrifying reality is somebody probably fucked that fold.

[–]happyCuddleTime 62 points63 points ago

You have a strange sense of reality.

[–]Breathing_Balls 6 points7 points ago

No, this is a strange sense of reality.

[–]123ada321 15 points16 points ago

wat

[–]hinduguru 3 points4 points ago

what's in his armpit?

[–]fuckshitwank 14 points15 points ago

It's a post-it note that says to not worry about the splooge in the fold.

[–]Glasweg1an 3 points4 points ago

Tourettes is a terrible affliction.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Tourettes is a terrible fucking affliction cunt, meowww.

[–]makemejelly49 1 point2 points ago

What you did there. I see it.

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[–]TrustyGuy 11 points12 points ago

3 pairs of tits that were drawn that night and they were all fucked. Also a friend came out to us that night, I wish he had picked a different way, it really ruined the evening.

Fat folds were fucked, and someone coming out ruined the evening? Am I missing something?

[–]ImpeccableJames 3 points4 points ago

I want to downvot only because you should never be bummed that a close friend decided to trust you enough to come out to. You sir are not a gentleman but your on reddit so you must be a scholar. But still fuck you.

[–]DRo_OpY 0 points1 point ago

As long as it's disease free, I'll fuck anything when I'm drunk

[–]thadood2 101 points102 points ago

Hoping for karma by drawing a Forever Alone guy on your overweight friend who has his hand set in a bucket of water in hopes that he'll piss himself in his sleep?

This guy needs to find some new friends soon.

[–]NixonsGhost 12 points13 points ago

I believe that is a puke bucket, and he passed out drunk.

That makes him fair game.

[–]Rhakan 13 points14 points ago

That makes him fair game.

Only if his shoes are still on.

[–]thadood2 8 points9 points ago

he passed out drunk.
That makes him fair game.

Based on what, exactly? My circle of friends seems to have missed the part where you treat your inebriated friends cruelly and post pictures of it on reddit for meaningless karma.

[–]neyvit 8 points9 points ago

I think you are taking this a little too seriously. Some marker on the body that can easily wash off, and no one will see once he puts on a shirt is not "cruel." And that's obviously a puke bucket - which was nice of his friends to put there.

Shaving his eyebrows would be cruel.

[–]GTUD 1 point2 points ago

Yea, except now the guy is on the internet.

[–]Carolus_Rex 31 points32 points ago

If your friends passes out, you draw on them, that's the rules.

[–]jimaug87 4 points5 points ago

or stack shit on them. I much prefer the leaning tower of embarrassing objects.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Based on the fact that reddit is mostly white. In the words of Dave Chappelle: "You can't pass out around white people"

Cus they'll do some borderline gay shit while you're out

[–]dman8 17 points18 points ago

Fat people = One of the few groups that it is still politically correct to make fun of

[–]thadood2 31 points32 points ago

Being politically correct and being cruel assholes are two different matters altogether.

[–]soupbrah 2 points3 points ago

You are one of those people that want to encourage fat people to not lose weight. You are the scourge of America.

Is quitting smoking hard? Is quitting hard drugs difficult? Are we going to start a new heroin acceptance movement or encourage people to be okay with their cigarette habit?

[–]ther3ddler 0 points1 point ago

What does being overweight have to do with it? It's not like they targeted him because he's fat, they just used the fat as a tool for their fucking around. The guy probably fell asleep with his shoes on or fucked up something before he fell asleep. The picture doesn't tell the whole story bucko.

Also you forgot the gum under his armpit

[–]R34C7 2 points3 points ago

Depends on the group dynamic IMHO... I think posting on the internet took it too far regardless.

[–]SmartAssX 12 points13 points ago

Can we get visual confirmation hes shoes are indeed on for this to be a legal defacement?

[–]JFMechdude 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! Another redditor who knows the proper protocol for drawing on a drunk dude's face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's not his face, it's his side-boob-fat

[–]mastadean86 3 points4 points ago

LOL.... More upvotes than most ACTUAL boobs....

[–]kaniblu 3 points4 points ago

still fappable

[–]Mockingjay 68 points69 points ago

No, this isn't funny. This is mean.

[–]utigeim 28 points29 points ago

Yea... we don't have any context but this looks like bullying, and they posted it on the internet too. Not cool.

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[–]TarBarrel 13 points14 points ago

Be right back. Gotta bully myself.

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

Give us a shout if you need assistance.

[–]postmodgirl 1 point2 points ago

Masturbation isn't the same as bullying. You will never get donations! NEVER!

[–]the-knife 12 points13 points ago

Male friendships are weird sometimes, this very well might not be bullying, but male teasing.

[–]utigeim 2 points3 points ago

This is true, he may just laugh it off and think nothing of it, but without more context I'm not laughing.

[–]STXDakota 7 points8 points ago

Yeah but I'm pretty sure for the kids doing it it wasn't that mean. As a former fat kid I know that this guy will feel absolutely terrible about himself after this, but in general nobody else but him will actually care.

[–]throwsuperaway 47 points48 points ago

this guy will feel absolutely terrible about himself after this

... that's what makes it mean...

[–]Frogtech 4 points5 points ago

Maybe this isn't funny for you but it is for me.

[–]zeppoleon -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha all the fatties on reddit are getting all butthwurt. Downvote me all you want fatties!

[–]zombiebarbie 4 points5 points ago

I find this mean and not funny.

[–]rayw512 3 points4 points ago

Aaaaannddd.....this is why you don't pass out in front of white people

[–]sporkwobbler 1 point2 points ago

...and the bucket seals the deal.

[–]zedrugjew 1 point2 points ago

Whats wedged in his armpit?

[–]olygimp 1 point2 points ago

what is in his armpit?

[–]s00p3r 1 point2 points ago

No, I think as long as he wears a shirt to work, he should be ok.

[–]maraculous 1 point2 points ago

At least he has a boot bucket.

[–]Majackal 1 point2 points ago

Meh

[–]TheLeagueGloryy 1 point2 points ago

Whiteboy Wasted

[–]bossferatu 1 point2 points ago

Funny again..

Repost repost repost

[–]VastDeferens 1 point2 points ago

This is "best man at my wedding" type of shit.

[–]Super_Dork_42 1 point2 points ago

Um, is it weird that that couch and those pants look familiar to me?

[–]ShoilentGrin 7 points8 points ago

Note to self: Never drink with white American youth.

[–]Kieroshark 1 point2 points ago

It makes me sad I had to scroll down so far to find this reference. :P

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 7 points8 points ago

He needs new friends.

[–]Adultery 8 points9 points ago

this dude needs better friends that won't draw on him

[–]Frogtech 5 points6 points ago

How can you say that? Maybe the fat kid thought is was a hilarious joke and they prank each other all the time.

[–]KleurenPrinter 4 points5 points ago

This shit is funny until it happens to you.

[–]texacer[S] 5 points6 points ago

[–]blink0r 3 points4 points ago

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[–]taldor 6 points7 points ago

Doing shit like this to someone is not cool. And i'm finding it on the front page? Wtf reddit. ಠ_ಠ

[–]eifersucht12a 3 points4 points ago

At first I thought "they just drew on him". Then I thought of the connotations of "let's draw on the passed out fat kid", then I thought, as a "fat kid", if I'm willing to take my shirt off around somebody it means I'm comfortable with them up to and including their jokes and pranks.

Then I tossed all my logic aside and admitted there's no way that's all this poor guy dealt with. He appears to have gum in his arm pit and his arm in a bucket of god knows what.

[–]chudontknow 4 points5 points ago

Go with your first thought. Gum is there yes, but not mashed into a mat of hair, rather gently placed at the opening of his pit. I believe the bucket is strategically placed to catch all the vomit that will be spewing from this kid. These are his friends, they blacked out his face.

[–]NixonsGhost -1 points0 points ago

Drawing on drunk passed out people is not cool?

It's rule number 1 at any party.

[–]thePROJECTION 11 points12 points ago

That's the second rule.

The first is never fall asleep at a party.

[–]chudontknow 1 point2 points ago

"never fall asleep at party with shoes on" this was our rule when we were younger. If you were passed out with shoes off, then you meant to go to sleep and you were off limits. If you pass out with shoes on, well then you were probably too drunk and passed out without intention, generally on a couch in front of people. Drawing, stacking things, etc is fair game. I think the gum in his pit might be much, but it doesn't look like it is smashed into hair.

[–]reagan2016 2 points3 points ago

I have the weirdest fat rolls right now.

[–]andygarciascuzin 3 points4 points ago

That's the worst sideboob I've ever seen.

[–]DRo_OpY 1 point2 points ago

Haven't you been to wal-mart?

[–]Peeweedan9 3 points4 points ago

First thought: Hah! That guys got boobs and awesome friends. Second thought: His arms probably in a bucket of hot water giggle

[–]Grepthall 18 points19 points ago

It seems more likely that his arm is in a bucket of his own vomit. And his friends are jerks.

[–]TwoThirteen 3 points4 points ago

That vomit is probably warm. A classic double-whammy.

[–]Peeweedan9 2 points3 points ago

ahhhh. That almost makes me kinda sad now. Thanks. It's all fun and games till you're wearing your own puke.

[–]Saerain 1 point2 points ago

How does that fold even... is he missing ribs, or is that not as deep as it looks?

[–]anyjungleinguy 1 point2 points ago

Don't know why people are assuming he was targeted just because he was the fat one.

If anyone passes out, regardless of who it is, you're going to have a bad time. It's called banter.

Oh and, only bring drawn on? Consider himself lucky, it could have been much worse.

And at least they gave him a bucket and turned him on his side.

If he really is the only one in the group that's always 'targeted', which I doubt, then yeah, he's got cunts for friends.

But otherwise? Deal with it.

[–]kespin 2 points3 points ago

That's so mean.

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[–]TheWomboCombo 1 point2 points ago

Fat or not fat. You pass out like that you get tagged. He will probably feel bad about it but friends will laugh and joke for a day or two and then forget about it. If anything he should feel part of the group. Plan his attack and retaliate.

[–]Unicumber_seacorn 0 points1 point ago

Is that gum in his armpit?

[–]Jordanxburton12 0 points1 point ago

Is that Cameron ross

[–]sasha_fierce79 0 points1 point ago

Is that a hand print on his lower back?

[–]SkateboardG 0 points1 point ago

Is that....is that gum in his armpit?

[–]lol_beans92 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Cheerio in his arm pit?

[–]TheFloridaSniper 0 points1 point ago

It's not NSFW worthy.

[–]nick_gallegos 0 points1 point ago

The throw up bucket really helps to balance the feng shui in this picture. Two thumbs up.

[–]VanillaFever 0 points1 point ago

That looks like my friend Dan Rust... In fact the resemblance is uncanny.

[–]GracieLikesGirls 0 points1 point ago

Honestly he got off so easy. He could have had his shoes on, then he would have tasted ball sweat for a week.

[–]sgt0pimienta 0 points1 point ago

he's got a rolled up post it in his armpit.

[–]ata10 0 points1 point ago

whats that under his armpit?

[–]themightytaco 0 points1 point ago

That might possibly be me, I have those exact same pajama bottoms but I don't remember last time I blacked out on a couch like that. plus the back of the head looks pretty much like mine...

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point ago

What are those red spots near his waistline?

[–]meiotta 0 points1 point ago

really didn't need to see that this morning

[–]chevyb 0 points1 point ago

This should be on GW haha

[–]mattmedik 0 points1 point ago

That's horrible

[–]Scyevil 0 points1 point ago

OMG MY EYES!

[–]alwaysforgets 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god that's so funny and so fucking mean!

[–]r0x0rm4n 0 points1 point ago

I'm at work. Yeah, I clicked it. /thuglife

[–]SexyShrimp 0 points1 point ago

Apparently I hate my job.

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

Best laugh I've had all day. Is he drunk? because I see a bucket right next to his head.

[–]InfiniteSource 0 points1 point ago

Why is there a condom in his axilla? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mechanism_of_Injury 0 points1 point ago

You like side boob? How about... TWO side boobs.

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

It's good because somehow he drew it on himself

[–]sizeby 0 points1 point ago

Is his hand in a bucket of warm water?

[–]pelican1 0 points1 point ago

What's in his armpit?

[–]duckduckmooses 0 points1 point ago

His names not Levin is it?

[–]sfcjohn 0 points1 point ago

You made the poor guy piss himself too. Evil, just evil.

[–]Rainturtles 0 points1 point ago

I'm more interested in the gum in his armpit

[–]Kurigauth 0 points1 point ago

SIDEBOOBS

[–]GodzillaDeathFart 0 points1 point ago

Armpit cheese :D

[–]phantasmicwhimsy 0 points1 point ago

dick move.

[–]brittneyeng 0 points1 point ago

This should have a million upvotes.

[–]Patrick___Star 0 points1 point ago

I had to think about if this was me or not for a minute.

[–]Saw_What_U_Did_There 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong to make this my computer background? It makes me laugh everytime I see it.