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[–]thekingofnarwhals 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY

[–]dr_section8housing 1 point2 points ago

You wouldn't even need to waste time with a knife to get the nutella

[–]sneeze_and_fart 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that my first reaction was, "How can I use these sexually?"

[–]boxcycle 0 points1 point ago

I know sliced bread exists. I know it does. But the feeling of Nutella slipping through my fingers... well, frankly dear it's hard to resist.

[–]DickHole_Hair 0 points1 point ago

Nutella is the reason these exist.

[–]reh888 0 points1 point ago

These are just an accident waiting to happen. And then another accident waiting to happen a minute later when I forgot I bit myself and got hungry again.

[–]74rex -1 points0 points ago

Is that Neil Patrick Harris on the box?

[–]englishdouspeakit -3 points-2 points ago

WATER, FIRE, AIR AND DIRT
FUCKIN' MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?????
AND I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCIENTIST
Y'ALL MOTHA FUCKAS LYING
AND GETTIN' ME PISSED