How I feel when I open the jar without my boyfriend's help...

Sternenplasma · 2 months

Nice! Thats the german comedian "Martina Hill". She is famous for acting like Heidi Klum (with her very high pitched voice). Here is a video of them both.

She also has his own show called "Knallerfrauen" (hard to translate, something like awesome/amazing/incredible woman)

Edit: Better video.

helicalhell · 2 months

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CatZombies · 2 months

Same gif, different day.

JUST_GIVE_IT_A_TRY · 2 months

You feel like pegging your boyfriend?

Renix · 2 months

If I see this one more time.

Revenesis · 2 months

3rd freaking time in the past like 2 days.

dragon144 · 2 months

I'm sorry but this was just posted yesterday. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vgxk8/how_i_feel_after_i_just_aced_a_test/

Raneados · 2 months

See this new gif?

We're gonna repost it with different titles!

REPOST IT INTO THE GROOOOOOOUUUNNNNND

braxis684 · 2 months

It's so funny when you repost this gif with an alternate title, omg.

MTLKareem · 2 months

I swear this was on the front page yesterday.

dominikfry · 2 months

How does opening a jar deserve this kind of dance?

swae · 2 months

3 TIMES IN 2 DAYS

AtomicTacoCanada · 2 months

I for one welcome our dominative female overlords.

apop99 · 2 months

How the fuck did this get here again?

MauiWowieOwie · 2 months

Stop. Posting. This.

Over. And. Over.

tripleplayj · 2 months

Repost within a day...

Stuffyz · 2 months

I browse reddit once or twice a day, i go through about 3-4 pages of posts... I have never seen this before. FFS, stop complaining about reposts, if you can literally catch every single repost... you're spending too much time on here.

crappuccino · 2 months

I opened this jar without you. Here, bury your face in my crotch.

Oh, and watch while I repost this gif.

pokemontrainerjoey · 2 months

fucking repost

skeetchosaurusrex · 2 months

kinda like dancing at a club...

oliveyoutoo · 2 months

Jeez, at least give it a week before you repost.

TurboNoobie1994 · 2 months

X-post from /r/gifs FTFY

NowNowGuys · 2 months

The title makes no sense at all.

ca990 · 2 months

Flip the genders and I bet this doesn't make the front page of /r/funny.

AlphaRedditor · 2 months

I got a pickle jar, care to assist?

whenthepawn · 2 months

this makes me feel terrible because I had a cork to get out earlier, and in the end I actually could not do it without my boyfriend's help. I worked at that son-of-a-gun for about 5 minutes EDIT to say the kind you pull out. I know how to work a corkscrew

madarapt1 · 2 months

Thats sexual assault right there

Berkbelts · 2 months

That you sexually assaulted him?

Doxep · 2 months

I wish this would end with a giant slap in the face for the girl, like it would probably end with reversed roles.

MathewMurdock · 2 months

Damn she is pretty hot.

sockmybuttcheek · 2 months

where was the nudity

davidzysk · 2 months

what is this from? sauce?

Vivaciousqt · 2 months

3rd time in 3 days i've seen this gif, fuck me.

DavisJ3608 · 2 months

Oh, god, I totally needed that. This amuses me to no end.

Loloharqia · 2 months

Female version of the Bachelor's Handshake.

Illadelphian · 2 months

This was literally just on the front page yesterday.

Tacquila · 2 months

That's an awesome gif! Where's it from?

WagsHD · 2 months

I ain't even mad.

vadergeek · 2 months

Are your hands really that weak?

theTezuma · 2 months

How is this not sexual assault?

NiteLite · 2 months

Sounds like he should slightly unscrew the top of jars more often.

brettaburger · 2 months

sexual abuse/rape is so funny when the victim is male!!!!

[deleted] · 2 months

If this gets to the front page one more time then that proves all redditors have alzheimer's.

GarrMan · 2 months

Yah, yah. When she does this it's funny, but when I do it, I go to jail. Double standard people!

lion_queen · 2 months

I have literally watched this 9 times, and haven't stopped laughing the whole time

A2Aegis · 2 months

So, you molest your boyfriend every time you open a jar?

crazyhero · 2 months

This is a perfect example of sexual assault on a man.

toughluck1 · 2 months

Sure, when a girl does that its fine. When I do it, all the sudden it's rape and sexual harassment wrapped in a nice little lawsuit.

Daedalus256 · 2 months

How is this nsfw?

MMMMMdericious · 2 months

and the best gif ever award goes tooooo....

ihopethatdogeatsurgf · 2 months

i fucking love this gif. it is quite possibly my most favorite thing on the internet.

Nullvoid123 · 2 months

Since I have an slow ass Internet connection, the gif loads up slowly, and I have to say that it is ⁿ times funnier in slow motion.

Dremux · 2 months

Hmm, Pandora started playing Marilyn Manson's mOBSCENE when I opened the link... I think it fits.

DrinkDrano · 2 months

I didn't see this gif in the last two days so this was still funny to me.

AdmiralSkippy · 2 months

And that's when you get her number.

blbblb · 2 months

if that happened to me, it would be the highlight of my life.

PUSHTONZ · 2 months

I'm gonna tighten every lid as tight as I can tonight.

My gf thanks you.

webrizy · 2 months

Haha yeah, I have one of these and my BF claims that is the biggest threat to our relationship.

deathsnuggle · 2 months

Was listening to electronic music when I clicked....made it so much better

GuyWithFace · 2 months

Does this mean I get to repost my comment and harvest the sweet, sweet karma?

corporatehuman · 2 months

Never saw it before. People that complain about reposts need to take a break from reddit. Makes everything...sweet

Matyre · 2 months

Best way to open a jar is to hit the edge of the lid on a bench so it gets dented in breaking the seal.

SWEGEN4LYFE · 2 months

The trick is to open it quickly. Open it like it's a venomous snake that you have to grab by the neck.

outofthewoods · 2 months

Get this. It changed my life. Well, the part of my life that involves opening jars, anyways.

JonBanes · 2 months

My father taught me a simple technique to opening stubborn jars. Breath in deeply, and then breath out as you are exerting the force on the jar. As his sensei once said 'how do you expect to accomplish this task if you do not breath?' (said 'task' was unrelated, but he applied the rule universally).

It seriously works. Try it.

farhangbeh · 2 months

That escalated quickly...

dober88 · 2 months

You ask us to ignore your bodily functions, we ask you to let us open the jar.

MineLoller · 2 months

Raped in ten seconds.....

Pelican_Fly · 2 months

This is why I tighten all the jars in the house habitually.

co2gamer · 2 months

Why is this tagged as nsfw?

NekroSound · 2 months

That person in the background stops and takes a picture.

serosis · 2 months

Advice to all the ladies; take the jar, turn it upside down, slap the bottom of it moderately hard with the heel of your palm, open jar.

But that's just for unopened jars. You're on your own with the stuck lids.

Muziq_16 · 2 months

nice.

ussoldier239 · 2 months

HEY GUYS! Guess what? Now this gif is gonna get used for fucking EVERYTHING!

i_like_cake897 · 2 months

What is this from? I love this. Edit: Looked down, saw answer.

gH0o5T · 2 months

Worst title ever.

quintuple_mi · 2 months

this made my day, just thought i would share that

p3x447 · 2 months

What monumental achievement!!! Congratz!!

DonaldsPizzaHaven · 2 months

yup, you are one special lady.

Throwawaychica · 2 months

OMG this is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!

Fraen · 2 months

Sweet, twice in one week!

marler92 · 2 months

Source? (please be a movie! That would be a good movie to see)

vpovio · 2 months

I have gone through approximately 15 pages of shit to find this post. Please tell me what is this gif from?

xlaxplaya · 2 months

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niemassacre · 2 months

Just curious - I know everyone here hates reposts, but isn't posting, for the hundredth time in a thread, that the content was on reddit a few days ago just as bad?

keyree · 2 months

Hit the top going around the rim with the back edge of a knife. EZ PZ.

TheBeelzeboss · 2 months

Personally, this is my all time favorite gif/caption.

SkaTSee · 2 months

Damn. If some chick did that to me... we'd be having sex. In the park.

Qzy · 2 months

Can we agree that if you repost a top-post within 48 hours, you'll just have to be shot?

Syondi · 2 months

How many times is this going to be posted this week, it's literally been posted for the past three days under a different name, I wouldn't really be phased if it was a repost just once, but every day?!?

MutantSharkPirate · 2 months

god dammit. stop posting this fucking gif i mean jesus fucking christ, it's on the front page in like 4 different places. its an advertisement for something stupid, some girl does something a boy would do in a fantasy world and BOOM "oh hey reddit, this is my interpretation of the gif this user just interpreted from when this user interpreted the gif from when this other user interpreted something different from when this user interpreted it! karma please!" i mean fucking christ, why do i waste my time here

zenyman64 · 2 months

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bigstinkyniggerdick · 2 months

Wow you feel on top of the world for opening a jar without your boyfriend? That's the most dependent thing I've ever heard. If he broke up with you, would you regress to a five year old and lose your self-identity?

legoman_86 · 2 months

Seriously?

MrLOLsteveLOL · 2 months

You're a cunt.

subtly_irrelevant · 2 months

You da man!

snipsnip · 2 months

How I feel when some girl acts like she can't do anything without a guy's help and that it's some sort of special occasion when she does menial stuff like opening a jar: ಠ_ಠ

afterdoom · 2 months

Your repost is bad and you should feel bad.

RogerBoris · 2 months

we got enough of this gif, can u stop now already

funny

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