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[–]jimb3rt 19 points20 points ago

What the fuck are these rocks everyone is talking about?

[–]fishbiscuit13 9 points10 points ago

I think it started with a chunk of malachite that someone posted and people just started posting anything they thought looked interesting and was rockish.

[–]jimb3rt 6 points7 points ago

Oh right i remember the malachite. That was pretty awesome.

[–]Zepp777 4 points5 points ago

You mean the fortress of solitude for ants

[–]ajsparx 1 point2 points ago

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

[–]jimb3rt 0 points1 point ago

Yes... yes...

[–]VintageOctopus 11 points12 points ago

People are upvoting rocks now? They must be takes off sunglasses STONED!

[–]jimb3rt 0 points1 point ago

[–]MiniDonbeE 2 points3 points ago

They're minerals, but reddit thinks they are rocks.

[–]KogiBeef 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Marie

[–]Clone8034 6 points7 points ago

We were up voting minerals

[–]AlphaRedditor 2 points3 points ago

Why not Scruffy?

[–]Acatforme 2 points3 points ago

Yep

[–]redshirt55 2 points3 points ago

Or you could just, you know, downvote the rocks.

[–]Beaumont21 6 points7 points ago

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!

[–]cstonerun 4 points5 points ago

Ah, the obligatory "why not zoidberg?". Thanks for covering this one.

[–]Beaumont21 1 point2 points ago

Crustaceans are the new rock!

[–]panther55901 8 points9 points ago

I'm sorry, but is anyone else tired of this meme? It's dreadfully awful imo.

[–]ewbrower 10 points11 points ago

I like Zoidberg because it consistently tells me when a meme has run its course.

[–]Gadolf_Shmitler 3 points4 points ago

Fuck all posts like this

[–]popdoll 0 points1 point ago

i'll tell you why

[–]RelevantComics 0 points1 point ago

Rocks?

[–]Shawtaay 0 points1 point ago

Are gems also acceptable?

[–]tehdonut 0 points1 point ago

i recently learned that those are minerals not rocks.

[–]Skreech2011 0 points1 point ago

They are fucking minerals damn it!

[–]Parkerkillian 0 points1 point ago

THEY'RE NOT ROCKS, THEY'RE MINERALS!

[–]teslarules 0 points1 point ago

Must Upvote..... Cannot resist

[–]CunningDroid 0 points1 point ago

Why Zoidberg?

[–]shrilltit 6 points7 points ago

....looks around Why...not Zoidberg?

[–]jbergste 0 points1 point ago

John Zoidberg, A mollusk we all can trust.

[–]RunningBearMan 2 points3 points ago

In the words of Mr. Zoidberg, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

[–]dogstarchampion 0 points1 point ago

This meme has sucked since its existence. Thanks for carrying on the tradition.

[–]ThePlunge -1 points0 points ago

I love this meme so much. Whenever something goes on to long and I get tired of it I feel like one of these pops up, and since zoidberg is one of my favorite characters on Futurama, nay, ANY ANIMATED SHOW EVER I must upvote!

[–]Helpful_Old_Man -1 points0 points ago

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

[–]bassplayinboy7 1 point2 points ago

I think you commented on the wrong post.

[–]SWEATY_BALL_SACK 1 point2 points ago

He's old, he probably got lost.

[–]Dayanx -1 points0 points ago

Good news, everyone! I read that in his voice.

[–]Gokias -2 points-1 points ago

This is the dumbest meme when used like this.

[–]zemmiala -1 points0 points ago

Minerals not rocks who cares if there in rocks because there still fricken minerals!