The cheesy humor gets me all the time.

marshalton · 2 months

reminds me of this

JUST_GIVE_IT_A_TRY · 2 months

Taxi! Why are you floating?

ChrisIsKinky · 2 months

Reminds me of this.

soapinthepeehole · 2 months

I love waving at people hailing cabs. High fives if I'm on my bike. It may not be original, but I'm still entertained.

Embrocate · 2 months

This one always gets me: http://i.imgur.com/xG5Nd.png

therealdohr · 2 months

"PULL OVER!"

"No, it's a cardigan. But Thanks!"

~Dumb and Dumber

daeger · 2 months

Apparently, Richard Nixon was once a taxi driver.

potatoshaveme · 2 months

Why is Hosni Mubarak driving a taxi?

GuantanaMo · 2 months

Happened to me, just reversed. A few weeks ago - I was out drinking with some friends - we were just crossing the street when some taxi driver shouted "taxi!", we were quite confused. I automatically answered "pedestrian!", before I recognised him as my brother-in-law, who happens to be a taxi driver.

unplayed · 2 months

Was I not the only one expecting a joke regarding cheese?

Take42 · 2 months

Wow this was an inside joke with a friend and I for the longest time. It's a thing? It's a thing!

eddanger · 2 months

Came expecting cheese pun.

Was disappointed.

TheTroopper · 2 months

Post! Comment!

Kiangel · 2 months

I work in retail, and people so regularly come up to me and just say things like "felt" or "bells". I wish so desperately I could say things like "dragon" or "tornado" to make the customers learn some manners. It's funny and frustrating at the same time. Damn you customer service!

JDMcWombat · 2 months

"Can I have a coffee, black?"

"Can't you see I'm talking, white?"

Special_Guy · 2 months

bitch thinks its a taxi, clearly its just a guy going to work in his vintage Hackney carriage, she is all profiling n shit.

Legitdoctor · 2 months

Who calls for a taxi in what looks like a suburban neighborhood? Seriously, Who?

namesrhardtothinkof · 2 months

What did batman say to robin when they got in the batmobile?
Get in the car!

chursh · 2 months

I am actually a cab driver and when I am driving around in the car but i'm not actually working I will do this. People don't like it much.

itsaysimheretoreddit · 2 months

I was really hoping this would be a joke about cheese...

ihoca · 2 months

this was also tried in a tv series in turkey, we all thought it was the screenwriter who had the original idea. turkey fails badly again.

cpnHindsight · 2 months

Similar way to deal with traffic cops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cnD2LBtvv0

churika · 2 months

PULL OVER!

NO IT'S A CARDIGAN BUT THANKS

PhilosophicFruitFly · 2 months

Takes a while to master the Kraft of cheesy jokes.

EmpressFawnette · 2 months

I'm hammered and just had a lengthy laugh because of this. Thank you.

weshallrise · 2 months

I used to be a cabbie. I've done this to people on more than one occasion, just for lulz!

[deleted] · 2 months

Donkey!

drehoh177 · 2 months

I would do the same thing if I was driving around in my black unmarked sedan and someone yelled taxi at me:P

VaguelyCondescending · 2 months

"BESTIE?" Ugh, Nothern California, amirite guys?

strayadvice · 2 months

Reminds me of Hardy telling Laurel (who's playing Hardy's butler): "Call me a cab". Laurel doesn't get it. Hardy says again "Call me a cab". Laurel then says "You're a cab".

Rikkoe · 2 months

reminds me of when i was about 17 or so.. my friends and i were crossing this bridge that was being worked on at the time and prohibited pedestrians for the time being. I for the longest time have felt that the word "pedestrian" sounded like a type of religion. well during said crossing of the bridge at around 2AM a man yelled out at at us "No pedestrians!" without skipping a beat I retorted "No im Christian!!" and tried not to die laughing with my friends..

Jyggaleel · 2 months

Relevant

rotidder4lyfe · 2 months

I always do this. When people call my name, I simply return the favor and call their name.

Silverjackel · 2 months

Lold way to hard at this.

Dudemanbroski · 2 months

Hmmm, the car wasn't a taxi... He should have called her a nurse.

poopy_pains · 2 months

'Cept the concept of the person offering the ride and the person asking. One must throw out the entire concept that the person offering the ride is doing so for money, and the participant offering to pay for a ride is again willing to pay. Then if one does so (throw out the concept of money in lieu of a society strictly based on the concept of simply helping another individual -- not such as the HOV conundrum of today, this is again both parties profiting -- this is strictly an act of sociopathic behavior. Shirley you know this.

killyourmusic · 2 months

oh, that crazy ronald reagan.

thesquarepeg · 2 months

Came here looking for jokes about cheese. Oh well . . .

sschudel · 2 months

I was working as kitchen staff at a traditional Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day when an obviously inebriated lady ordered some fish and chips. My buddy delivered her food and the following transpired:

Lady: This is ten dollars!?

Buddy: No, that's fish and chips. Ten dollars looks like money.

Everyone within ten feet laughed and the woman walked away without another word.

brokendimension · 2 months

That's punny

10010101 · 2 months

Loke

LurkingAsian · 2 months

I remember sharing this on facebook and get a comment of that in rage comic form claiming it was the original one. ಠ_ಠ

caroline_reynolds · 2 months

I'm a supervisor at a university saferide service, and students try to flag us down all the time, even though you have to call in for a ride. We also have people who vomit in our cars, throw things in our cars, stalk our drivers...crazy stuff. But then there's fun people too, I've made several good friends just because I drive them places so often.

We have an employee newsletter and I put this illustration in it last month. For drivers, it's comic gold.

TetrisKingFISH · 2 months

Future hover taxi.

raabbasi · 2 months

As a taxi driver, I approve.

EbolaNoodles · 2 months

I was expecting a joke about cheese, am I right, yea?

DISREPUTABLE · 2 months

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!

scaremyselftosleep · 2 months

you would love MAD

Elfeki · 2 months

Looks like something my mom would share on Facebook.

hungry-ghost · 2 months

we gave a lift to a friend of a friend one night and he said, "let's yell abuse at people." that wasn't our thing at all, but then he wound down the window and proceeded to yell, "abuse! abuse!"

[deleted] · 2 months

A reply from a cabbie that's NOT a malformed, mispronounced swear word? Are we in Hootyville Junction? Be still my beating heart!

[deleted] · 2 months

A reply from a cabbie that's NOT a malformed, mispronounced swear word? Are we in Hootyville Junction? Be still my beating heart!

dayb4august · 2 months

Oh the British...

Crazybonbon · 2 months

Funny

daemon14 · 2 months

This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

OnlyUses20Letters · 2 months

Imgur! "Weirdo!" ... That hurts.

sexbobomb91 · 2 months

That does not really look like a taxi to me.

hawks0311 · 2 months

I came expecting a joke about cheese

tikidreq · 2 months

If superman and flash were to race around the world, who would win?

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

NokiaPhone · 2 months

That's a knee slapper

EdibleAutopsy · 2 months

The driver is on the wrong side of the car.

zitforceone · 2 months

Better title:

"The pedestrian humor gets me all the time."

Tanks4me · 2 months

That was so corny, I could have started an ethanol refinery.

JonnyBigBoss · 2 months

I lol'd.

Anuiran · 2 months

I don't know why, but I laughed.

toafer · 2 months

reminds me of half baked:

"janitor? janitor?"

"what is it scientist?"

GiraffeKiller · 2 months

This made me laugh like a chubby rich kid. Thank you.

easycumeasyhoe · 2 months

Call me maybe. "hi maybe"

novelty_string · 2 months

You're a cab?

I don't get it, this joke is almost as old as jokes. How the hell did it make it to the front page? Should I post "why'd the chicken", or "I just flew in from Pittsburgh" to get some easy karma? Or is reddit being trolled somehow?

beetrootpickle · 2 months

That made me laugh well too much. Ha ha ha

[deleted] · 2 months

Me and my best friend buy this greetings card for everything. I don't doubt that she'll buy me it for my wedding and i'll buy it for hers

Lucky_Striker · 2 months

This joke was made by Dutch cartoonist Hein de Kort 20 years ago as "Taxi" ---- "Fat woman". link to picture.

ravia · 2 months

I drive a taxi, and I'm often tempted to wave enthusiastically at people who are waving "enthusiastically" at me.

lection · 2 months

Does anyone actually call out "taxi"?

This happens all the time in movies, but I've never seen it occur in real life.

kipz0r · 2 months

It reminds me of a cartoon in the 90's in Holland, made by Hein de Kort. It's very crude, but that is how he draws.

caption sais "Taxi!", "Fat woman!". Somehow it makes it funnier if the woman is fat.

plutPWNium · 2 months

This is a stupid picture

JewBoySandler · 2 months

Why did I read the title as "Chuck-E-Cheese Humor gets me every time."

tripinbalz · 2 months

I asked a bartender to call me a taxi once. He turns to me and says "Ok.. You're a taxi." I was hammered and thought it was hilarious at the time.

Spants23 · 2 months

Is this england? It must be england....

arobben · 2 months

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Nikebrad · 2 months

HWWWOAH! Front page!? Awesome, thanks guys!

Aframe95 · 2 months

NOT FUNNY

snare123 · 2 months

Is that Mr Bean?

gibdaddyo · 2 months

My favorite part of reddit is thinking something like "wtf why is that floating" and then clicking and seeing the public has already noticed.

Teamwork!

RecreationalRedditor · 2 months

Reminds me of:

BUTTSCRATCHERRRR!!!!

lukeisopinionated · 2 months

Hey guys here's this. Copied the top comment of my post with the exact same title. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p0n7i/the_cheesy_humor_gets_me_all_the_time/ Reposting taken to a new level.

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