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r/spacedicks (imgur.com)

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[–]Nibirue 75 points76 points ago

I had a serious case of "skeptical baby" face before i finally clicked this one...

[–]Ooyeah 5 points6 points ago

My finger hovered a good minute before I clicked.

[–]Mambodius 3 points4 points ago

Wait, you guys aren't subscribed to /r/spacedicks?

[–]mightyenano 4 points5 points ago

Yep, that was one regrettable click. Now to clean my history and my eyes.

[–]Ooyeah 0 points1 point ago

I only recently found out about this reddit. A coworker was telling me about it, although he has never been there himself. I refuse to click.

[–]mightyenano 1 point2 points ago

Good on you, man. Good on you. The first picture you see is literally a man spewing feces upward into the air. It's pretty bad and only goes downhill from there.

[–]ply447 0 points1 point ago

He almost got me, i had to burn my old hard drive and get a solid state drive so no moving parts feel like breaking from it like last time.

[–]BigBisMe 2 points3 points ago

I clicked too fast and had a second of 'ohshitohshitohshit'. I was greatly relieved.

[–]Bebop613 180 points181 points ago

Read it in the black woman's voice from the drake and josh tv show.

[–]Garbagio 15 points16 points ago

I read it as a black woman.

[–]penrose_exit 15 points16 points ago

mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm

[–]robin5670 7 points8 points ago

Oh my god me too! No way!

[–]penguinplatypus 39 points40 points ago

So did I.

[–]MyCoolYoungHistory 111 points112 points ago

I think of her as Shirley from Community nowadays.

[–]OmegaArcadia 29 points30 points ago

So do I.

[–]duvakiin 18 points19 points ago

i need oxygen to survive.

[–]OmegaArcadia 23 points24 points ago

HA HA HA! PUNY MORTAL!

[–]ChunkIsAwesome 19 points20 points ago

Drake and Josh Was the Shit

[–]subway28 9 points10 points ago

Drake Bell had a sad tweet awhile back saying it wasn't that successful, and icarly did a lot better it was sad if anyone can find it.

[–]ChunkIsAwesome 0 points1 point ago

How the actual did that show do better than a show about two step-brothers that come to think of themselves as legitimate brothers? That show was fuckin' great.

[–]zxcv73 9 points10 points ago

One day you'll grow up, watch it again, and think 'how did I ever like this shit?' That's when you'll know...

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 1 point2 points ago

I watched it again recently. Nope. Still the shit.

[–]ghostsnipercw 0 points1 point ago

If anything i would say it gets better with age.

[–]woahmygawd 2 points3 points ago

I rely on a complex solution of crude oil, battery acid, carrots, and a human heart.

[–]SmokeyBones92 6 points7 points ago

I believe it is from bad boys 2.

[–]saintheels 1 point2 points ago

Tv store right?

[–]jrey83 3 points4 points ago

Didn't realize I did the same until I saw your comment.

[–]aryst0krat 5 points6 points ago

Queen Latifah, here.

[–]movingon11 0 points1 point ago

Same.

[–]Zippy5454 1 point2 points ago

I read it in Gabriel Iglesias's black woman voice

[–]shizzy1427 0 points1 point ago

It's meant to be read as a black woman from Bad Boys II.

[–]agile52 0 points1 point ago

Don't tell me what to do!

[–]Nissespand 0 points1 point ago

Fixed: Reddit in the black woman's . . .

[–]_galaxy_ -1 points0 points ago

reddit

[–]likeadog 39 points40 points ago

I've seen this picture numerous times, but it always makes me laugh

[–]drawingdead0 9 points10 points ago

I, too, enjoy this picture. I hope it doesn't start going away because of the repost police

[–]Mizzikiel 8 points9 points ago

Should've been Shirley

[–]Shippage 4 points5 points ago

I'm about to tell something that might blow your mind but Shirley on community is not the only black woman in the world.

[–]SharksCantSwim 7 points8 points ago

Tell that to this guy: http://imgur.com/PKTrC

[–]scubadee1 6 points7 points ago

ALRIGHT. I'M HERE TO FIND OUT ONE THING.. WHO SENT MATTHEW LILLARD TO R/SPACEDICKS

[–]ajm2298 7 points8 points ago

R/Spacedicks doesn't need Jesus, it needs to be killed, killed with fire.

[–]SharkMan4real 10 points11 points ago

I went straight to the comments because I was to scared to click it

[–]Downvote_Me_Prease -3 points-2 points ago

*too

[–]rakki9999111 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if going along with name or epically stupid.

[–]Downvote_Me_Prease -2 points-1 points ago

*stoopid

[–]rakki9999111 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]bigmeetchlarryhoover 4 points5 points ago

Mhhhmmmm, AMEN SISTAH!

[–]beccamarieb 0 points1 point ago

This is my new everything.

[–]rauf107 5 points6 points ago

WOW. I was drinking a tea with a some nice cookies and decided to click on r/spacedicks for the first time. Didn't expect THAT.

I'm not going there anymore.

[–]DutchBlitz 14 points15 points ago

can someone tell me whats on /r/spacedicks? or that some unspoken rule on something we can't do, I want to know but I'm terrified to find out

[–]2thDKer 47 points48 points ago

Anything and everything fucked up is on /r/spacedicks. Death, gore, weird sex stuff, Carlton from the fresh prince of bel air....you name it, it's their there.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 35 points36 points ago

does this make me a bad person?

[–]2thDKer 15 points16 points ago

Impressive it what it is.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 31 points32 points ago

I got banned for posting this,

warning: really fucked up pictures

[–]JShabs 15 points16 points ago

Well done

[–]dr_funkenberry 7 points8 points ago

I was already logged in, so this startled me quite a bit.

[–]2thDKer 2 points3 points ago

You're a sick bastard.

[–]markex 2 points3 points ago

I WORSHIP YOU, ALL MIGHTY WIZARD

[–]trikillr42 2 points3 points ago

my god! the things i've seen from this link have left me slightly disgusted yet wanting more...

[–]analsplinters 3 points4 points ago

Fuck that. I'm not logging into Facebook. Upload to imgur and get back to me.

[–]Shippage 7 points8 points ago

All it does it link to your Facebook profile.. Woosh

[–]ProffyC 2 points3 points ago

You're missing out.

[–]duvakiin 1 point2 points ago

but how?

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

Wait.. Am i supposed to log in and then it does something like show me my profile picture?

[–]liam_lifad 5 points6 points ago

Do an AMA

[–]3030threat 0 points1 point ago

How did you do it?

[–]markex -1 points0 points ago

I bet what you saw was especially horrifying zing

[–]GandTforme 15 points16 points ago

... it's their WHAT?!?! WHAT IS IT?!??

[–]2thDKer 3 points4 points ago

haha good call.

[–]DutchBlitz 2 points3 points ago

sounds horrible

[–]woahmygawd 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD NOT CARLTON! CHILDREN, SHIELD YOUR EYES!

[–]trikillr42 1 point2 points ago

I just went there, and they have a great community of over 14 billion subscribers! Clearly, aliens have invested in that subreddit.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 30 points31 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Ex6dJ.png

[–]zetversus 11 points12 points ago

Astronauts with sour personalities.

[–]JShabs 6 points7 points ago

I went on and clicked on link one link. It was a dude dick inside a dogs mouth while saying here's your scooby snacks. I NOPED pretty fast.

[–]structurer 5 points6 points ago

This are not scooby snack.

[–]JShabs 2 points3 points ago

I know........

[–]Shockum 4 points5 points ago

Just know what is seen, cannot be unseen.

[–]jackryan1310 2 points3 points ago

rainbow of dicks is all i have heard.

[–]DutchBlitz 2 points3 points ago

ah, that makes sense

[–]Nick700 2 points3 points ago

People go there to act like they're hardcore.

[–]Stanjoly2 2 points3 points ago

As a wise Science teacher once responded,

Me: "is it hot?"

Teacher: "Touch it and see."

[–]RiNgO70 2 points3 points ago

Body mutilation, genital mutilation, bestiality, death, gore, maggots in uncomfortable places, and rectal prolapse fetishes. Oh, and they all worship Carlton from the fresh prince of bel air.

[–]marleyminerva 1 point2 points ago

You forgot that they really like saying "FAGET."

[–]Omfoltz 2 points3 points ago

Fagetaboutit!

[–]Ze_Carioca 2 points3 points ago

It is basically /b/ on Reddit.

[–]kleban10 4 points5 points ago

What disturbs me about /r/spacedicks is not so much the content, but their community.

[–]jpyyz 5 points6 points ago

I just clicked /r/spacedicks for the first time. I.....I....need marijuana like right now.

[–]ply447 0 points1 point ago

Marijuana won't help, you need to do bath salts.

[–]De_vinchy 3 points4 points ago

I'm atheist and I still agree with this.

[–]GatoEnMisPantalonez 2 points3 points ago

I'm afraid to ask but why do people say "faget" so much in that sub? is it supposed to be funny?

[–]rakki9999111 1 point2 points ago

How do you know they say that? ಠ_ಠ

[–]GatoEnMisPantalonez 1 point2 points ago

curiosity got the better of me. browsed a bit, saw a dick in a dog's mouth and got out of there real quick.

[–]rakki9999111 0 points1 point ago

shudder. a reasonable excuse i suppose.

[–]beckzilla 2 points3 points ago

I just clicked this without thinking, then while it loaded realized the title and thought "what have I done!?". Thankfully just a meme. Dodged a bullet there.

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 2 points3 points ago

Gosh darn it stop using mean words.

[–]FurbyTime 2 points3 points ago

Look, even if you're an atheist, who the fuck hates Jesus enough to send him to SpaceDicks?

I mean, that's not even anti-theist, that's just being spiteful to someone.

[–]Omfoltz 0 points1 point ago

C-c-c-carlton!

[–]VulpesVel0x 10 points11 points ago

WE DON'T NEED JESUS, FAGET. WE HAVE OUR GLORIOUS CARLTON.

[–]Sexy_Pitbull 1 point2 points ago

WELL LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE A FELLOW FAGET

[–]Dragonfire138 -1 points0 points ago

OP IS FAGGOT

[–]Sexy_Pitbull 3 points4 points ago

FAGETRY AT ITS BEST

[–]kronox 0 points1 point ago

i dont know why i upvoted this comment stream.

[–]Bx32 1 point2 points ago

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGET

[–]ohgeorge 0 points1 point ago

GREETINGS FELLOW FAGET.

[–]CowboyNinjaD 1 point2 points ago

Relevant...

[–]MisterFlibble 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5YL2NfXf34

[–]rogue780 1 point2 points ago

I still haven't been suckered into going there.

[–]pherydust 1 point2 points ago

Okay, so I've been on Reddit for a little bit and have seen r/spacedicks references too often. Today, I FINALLY decided to look it up. All I can say is- WHY THE HELL DID I GO THERE? There should be a warning or something when you sign up! 0_0 shudder

EDIT: shudder

[–]jman4291 1 point2 points ago

i actually had a large black woman say this to me today, awesome

[–]Ice_Wrath 1 point2 points ago

I don't think even Jesus would go there.

[–]AmiableGuy 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

  • This is original

  • It is funny

  • It isn't something that has been reposted 20 times

  • It isn't comedy that would only appeal to 15-year-olds

You are a good man.

[–]Zwilt 1 point2 points ago

Up voted to 1337 votes :D

[–]ruinedme[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]ohgeorge 1 point2 points ago

SORRY WE ACCEPT CARLTON AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

[–]ABullDogMom 3 points4 points ago

Buddha could not even get these people to Nirvana.

[–]red321red321 2 points3 points ago

nope. westboro baptist church says god hates faggets so jesus definitely won't warm to spacedicks members.

[–]I_sometimes_lie 3 points4 points ago

Whenever I visit /r/spacedicks I like to pretend that I am watching hidden secret episodes of space ghost coast to coast

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

My favorite

[–]Adelphir 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for making me laugh while I'm sick with a 103 fever. I needed something to cheer me up.

[–]Adelphir 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck are people downvoting this. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Felarhin 0 points1 point ago

I think there's a gif of this somewhere....

[–]ManningQB18 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that the same Black woman who played Black Hitler in the smash hit Movie: The Movie?

[–]structurer 0 points1 point ago

No that's Oprah playing Precious playing Black Hitler

[–]Spence_in_Canada 0 points1 point ago

I think I almost agree with this statement...almost.

[–]markex 0 points1 point ago

or at least counseling

[–]coffedrank 0 points1 point ago

checked out spacedicks

got bored after about 1.5 minutes

try harder

[–]izzycmg 0 points1 point ago

Amen To that!!

[–]Rielos 0 points1 point ago

YASS!

[–]Feddie1791 0 points1 point ago

When I read this. The voice in my head read it in Monique's voice -__-

[–]Seanofthebread112 0 points1 point ago

r/atheism. *troll face

[–]marleyminerva 0 points1 point ago

Just went there for the first time. I..I'm gonna go watch a Pixar movie now.

[–]champ35640 0 points1 point ago

/r/MorbidReality (NSFL) You've been warned.

[–]thebrewcrew82 0 points1 point ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

[–]Boggster 0 points1 point ago

what about /r/beatingwomen

[–]masterlopan 0 points1 point ago

r/spacedicks proves there is no jesus.

[–]Lowntown 0 points1 point ago

This was the first thing today that actually made me laugh. Probably because I read it in the voice of Niecy Nash.

[–]CycoFiend13 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad I'm perfectly fine with /r/spacedicks?

[–]tbonejganja 0 points1 point ago

In order to click that link i had to go through the same process of wether the next fart im about to expel is in fact a fart and not a shart. Outcome was as expected, gave me a good chuckle.

[–]Chazington 0 points1 point ago

"I dont know what I was expecting". Was the first thing to come to my head when going on there. And also, here's a cure for it: http://eyebleach.com/ (NSFW)

[–]hobbsarelie83 0 points1 point ago

*Read the caption in Monique's voice

[–]JohnnyMcDoodle 0 points1 point ago

this should be an x/post to r/atheism... then watch the comments explode

[–]LeckMich 0 points1 point ago

I posted it on it a few days ago and didnt get as comments! :(((

[–]Grug16 0 points1 point ago

I've never been there, but I have heard from survivors that Spacedicks is a catch-all subreddit for the most obscene, vile, disgusting, and repulsive content possible.

[–]Cognoggin -1 points0 points ago

Rule 34 initializing...

[–]bscotty919 -1 points0 points ago

This was on that karmadecay. Nice try, OP.

[–]Tig_Ol_Bitties_ -4 points-3 points ago

Spacedicks isn't nearly as bad as people say. It's just gore and penises. You see it all the time in movies and porn

[–]RedditsKittyKat 5 points6 points ago

There's a huge difference for me when I see it on TV...knowing it's not real. When I see gore, death etc and know it's real, I honestly can't take it. Like people who love to watch Faces of Death movies... it makes me sick...but I can watch gory movies anytime.

[–]Tig_Ol_Bitties_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm the complete opposite. I get really uncomfortable watching gory movies but have no problem with real gore. Not sure why

[–]RiNgO70 0 points1 point ago

Except when they push their anus' out and make them touch.

[–]StepOfDub 0 points1 point ago

I have yet to see maggots in a penis, in a movie.

[–]Tig_Ol_Bitties_ 3 points4 points ago

You're watching the wrong movies

[–]I_LIKE_GIRAFFE_BONER 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

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