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[–]cinebox 160 points161 points ago

Now you're advertising with portals!

[–]bakonslayer 44 points45 points ago

Damn! I was gonna do "Now you're thinking with posters!"

[–]Tjofte 5 points6 points ago

It's in Copenhagen. I feel proud being a Dane today!

[–]ThePoonHunter 9 points10 points ago

It's kind of hot anyways

[–]ConstantlyConfuzed 1 point2 points ago

That moment when you think up a really good comment only to see that someone else has already posted it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Big_Choad 5 points6 points ago

Le problem solved.

Really?

[–]HeroDiesFirst 57 points58 points ago

You see a fail, I see a woman so long she's about to lap her own body.

[–]aceoftrachs 39 points40 points ago

I'd pay a few bucks to see a woman lap her own body.

[–]bjbyrne 8 points9 points ago

I'd buy that for a dollar

[–]flytaggart1 3 points4 points ago

Robocop!!!!

[–]bjbyrne 5 points6 points ago

Bitches, leave!

[–]MidnightTalker 1 point2 points ago

Dick Jones is wanted for murder.

[–]HeroDiesFirst 0 points1 point ago

I would too dude, I would too.

[–]LaziestUsernameEver 13 points14 points ago

I install billboards. Even though this particular one would be tough to screw up like that, I can honestly say that I have hung 16x60ft vinyls upside down and driven away only to realize it when I go to get the approach picture from the road that we show the customer.

[–]Turnip_Blaster 5 points6 points ago

You should do an AMA. It sounds like an interesting job.

[–]diffeomacx 0 points1 point ago

Seconding Turnip_Blaster here. You should do an AMA.

[–]Gorkymalorki 8 points9 points ago

Meh. Close enough.

[–]Journalisto 6 points7 points ago

It's a magic trick. You know ... where they cut the woman in half.

[–]Jrodkin 3 points4 points ago

And then glued her on a little wrong...

[–]John_um 6 points7 points ago

You're absolutely right. No one should use the term "fail" in 2012.

[–]blueGOLDeagle 5 points6 points ago

I thought we passed the phase of win/fail

[–]JaddyD 12 points13 points ago

You're either looking at her hips, her boobs, or her face anyway. None of these have been disturbed.

I'll allow it.

[–]diffeomacx 0 points1 point ago

If the pieces were put one beneath the other, it would be the optimal arrangement to gaze all that stuff (and the legs, why do you hate legs) with minimal eye movement, allowing you to cycle around a bit.

Dear feminists: it's called the male gaze and it objectifies women in a way that doesn't actually impose or abuse any power. Get used to it, or get used to burqas.

[–]The_Real_Mills_Lane -4 points-3 points ago

How many times must I tell people this is my ring and I'm the one who makes the rules....and by looking at this picture....Ill allow it...now lets get it on!

[–]desquibnt 12 points13 points ago

If there's anything I hate, its the use of the word "fail" by itself to describe something.

[–]bobskee 2 points3 points ago

You see a "Fail." I see an advertisement that successfully held your attention.

[–]ahmnasa 2 points3 points ago

Tricot Gina

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

We'll fix it in editing.

[–]luxanderson 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a Photoshop success, however.

[–]udoobu 1 point2 points ago

IL.FA [FIXED]

[–]harrypotterseyebrow 1 point2 points ago

no i think this is just in style now... some sort of gay new york thing

[–]kowalski71 1 point2 points ago

Unless they meant to do that and this is postmodern or something like that.

[–]kaysea112 1 point2 points ago

Or did they. Would you have noticed this ad if it wasn't messed up?

[–]jrey83 1 point2 points ago

The magician forgot to put her together the right way.

[–]TouringMedal2 1 point2 points ago

You had one job!

[–]Early70sEnt 1 point2 points ago

My letter to the billboard company would have started out like this... "paying for that. I'm not"

[–]rauf107 1 point2 points ago

Only one job...

[–]seanrm 1 point2 points ago

He/She had ONE job..!

[–]Mister_Perfect 1 point2 points ago

I dunno, seems like it may work better than a normal add, I can just imagine the conversation now:

"Hey did you see the billboard on _____ street? ____ company really messed that one up eh?"

"ya but her top was like so cute! Let's go shopping"

"okay and then after let's have a sleepover, make out and have a pillow fight"

"okay!!"

...

I need to go outside

[–]benm127 1 point2 points ago

You had one job....

[–]Lalalala484 1 point2 points ago

Her body is ready.

[–]irishwinolf 16 points17 points ago

You had one job.

[–]ZeeHypnotist 53 points54 points ago

Why do people feel like this comment should apply to everything that has a mistake?

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 27 points28 points ago

because they like to annoy you

[–]sheepyowl 14 points15 points ago

They have one job.

[–]Shellface 0 points1 point ago

He is the sole purpose of our existence.

Hail ZeeHypnotist!

[–]Black_Apalachi -1 points0 points ago

Because I can barely comprehend how one would even make this mistake.

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[–]zebrawarrior 1 point2 points ago

señor buzzkill

[–]Raumulin 0 points1 point ago

Damn, beat me to it....

[–]draMadi17 4 points5 points ago

Let's look at our billboard!

Edit: I do not know how to post gifs. My comment is bad, and I should feel bad.

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[–]mahaugher 6 points7 points ago

We need more people like you.

[–]ScotteeMC 0 points1 point ago

Something something gods work.

[–]Yourquoteinapornmeme 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

LOL! I get it because it should be the other way.

[–]casmafen 0 points1 point ago

dude it's not wrong. just an advertisement for the new human centipede flick

[–]Trollatio_Caine 0 points1 point ago

Maybe this was for David Blane's new show.

[–]nerd_with_no_fedora 0 points1 point ago

I bet she's a freak in the sac. Or anywhere for that matter, seeing as she's a two piece human.

[–]sevlemeth 0 points1 point ago

it's an asshat! she's wearing her ass as a . . . oh forget it.

[–]hollanes 0 points1 point ago

"All right guys, looks good! Let's call it a day and head home!"

[–]jorge22s 0 points1 point ago

How? I mean so much money invested to send shit down the toilet

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

How? I mean so much 
money invested to send 
shit down the toilet

[–]rosts 0 points1 point ago

Is this from the Swedish farm Borås?

Edit: Oops, saw the spelling. Swedish company, but in Norway or Denmark.

[–]FairFight 1 point2 points ago

Danish spelling :). Probably in Copenhagen.

[–]agissilver 0 points1 point ago

denmark for sure. Bælte gives it away.

[–]saj1jr 0 points1 point ago

That backwards look is so sexy.

[–]titzftw 0 points1 point ago

Or is it reverse advertisement?

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

How much for just the lower half?

[–]failspy 0 points1 point ago

They'll just say it's an attempt at 'modern art'.

[–]2slowam 0 points1 point ago

My dream date is the left half. Just the left half

[–]tomblifter 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that the chick from Suits?

[–]RedSnt 0 points1 point ago

[–]ba14 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you meant stage right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

8/10 would still bang.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Aw man. I thought the title said flail. :/ I wanted to see a cool flail.

[–]CinnabarPekoe 0 points1 point ago

Fish head. DEFINITELY going with fish head.

[–]T0PHER911 0 points1 point ago

One job.

[–]ACESHIGH10203 0 points1 point ago

ilFa?

[–]bootzatpitt 0 points1 point ago

did that come out at half time

[–]subgradient 0 points1 point ago

this is mad toroidal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You had one job.

[–]CaseyJ242424 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting a weird David Copperfield vibe.

[–]MEAT_PLOW 0 points1 point ago

I would consider it a win. I for one would have never seen this ad if it had not be put up in an incorrect manner and as a result posted to reddit.

[–]Ninja_Spike 0 points1 point ago

Don't make fun of her! The "Comically Funny Disease where you have legs on your head" (Scientific Name) is no laughing matter!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

now you're advertising with portals

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly http://imgur.com/U0ClI

[–]mbull544 0 points1 point ago

I guess no one noticed the smiling pole between her boobs?

[–]calamormine 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, someone send Billy behind the TV to adjust the H-Hold.

[–]stuckinsuburbia 0 points1 point ago

Her ass is so nice she just wanted to check it out herself.

[–]shadowseller91 0 points1 point ago

Good Girl Model puts head closer to vagina so you can stare at both more easily.

[–]mboro19 0 points1 point ago

In america we read left to right. You're only making things easier.

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

i just had to post this in response http://imgur.com/U0ClI (sorry that all i have to work with is paint)

[–]godin_sdxt 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on you. They're really advertising magic show props.

[–]helicalhell 0 points1 point ago

I'd tap that, no issues.

[–]beno2367 0 points1 point ago

or art?

[–]zeuslovespie 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, people already beat me to the portal joke.

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

You're a bit new here. Instead of "fail" we say "you had one job."

Keep this in mind next time you post.

[–]izzels[S] 1 point2 points ago

little late, but: ok, thanks for the tip. (and i've kinda noticed that after about 10 "you had one job" comments)

[–]88amazing88 0 points1 point ago

you had one job. ONE JOB

[–]new_abcdefghijkl 0 points1 point ago

You had one job...

[–]theultimateone 0 points1 point ago

Did you know that some stores do this purposely to intrigue you, making you go into their store?

[–]eaglex47 0 points1 point ago

close enough

[–]connesy 0 points1 point ago

Is this on Københavns Rådhus (Copenhagen City Hall)?

[–]RedSnt 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's the city hall as that spire doesn't look like anything on the pictures when searching for picture of it on google. Red bricks an copper roofing is widely used on old buildings in Denmark, but an ad this large means it has to be from some of the larger cities like Århus or København (Doubt it's from Odense).

[–]Ashers132 0 points1 point ago

il.Fa

[–]adikid89 0 points1 point ago

You had one job!

[–]alchemist23 0 points1 point ago

You had one job!

[–]Hugfangi 0 points1 point ago

yeah, it's truly a failure that the name is covered by those trees

[–]Notemy 0 points1 point ago

If you are an alien that doesn't know what a human is supposed to look like, you shouldn't be able to get a job like that.

[–]Asabetyyy 0 points1 point ago

he had one job

[–]pipettes101 0 points1 point ago

mission accomplished.

[–]TheOriginalMyth 0 points1 point ago

What a strange idea.... Ill allow it

[–]Aframe95 0 points1 point ago

FUNNY

[–]Brando2600 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't they realize they would have a problem after putting up the first one?

[–]Lemon_Square 0 points1 point ago

At very, very first glance, I thought a bunch of spiders were crawling up the left side of the bill board.

[–]avicenna90 -1 points0 points ago

sweden

[–]RedSnt 0 points1 point ago

You missed by 50 kilometers.

[–]dried_up_waterparks -1 points0 points ago

I'm just waiting for someone to photoshop two portals on either end of this.

Paging aperture labs.

[–]circuzninja 1 point2 points ago

wait no longer http://imgur.com/U0ClI

[–]Mantis05 -1 points0 points ago

I'd still hit it.

[–]phliuy -1 points0 points ago

well...they put her face, her hips, and her boobs right next to each other. I'm fine with that.

[–]The_Mosephus -1 points0 points ago

they just put the best parts closer together.

[–]Saigon8n8 -1 points0 points ago

Stupid danes...

[–]Armpit-Vagina -2 points-1 points ago

The tree at the bottom left makes it look like the words are written in Z̶̨̮̝̲̞͊ͪ̈a͍̜̬͉͓͉̦̥͒̊̿̅̐l̥̝̩͛͛͟g̏͆ͥ҉͚̖͉ǫ̷̫̟̀ͣ̃̊̽ͯ̀ ̞̠ͥ́̐͑̑̽͟ͅt̝̻͖͖̻̃̈́̊ͭͧ̂̇ę̧̥͖̼͕̉ͨ͘ẍ͇̠͍̖̥͌ͪͮ͡͡ṫ̮͙̜͖̙͔̻̙̒̌̃ͩ̇ͨͅ.̯̝͓̦̹ͦͮ̄̋͋̔͊̉

[–]unoriginally_generic -2 points-1 points ago

caption nailed it.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd -2 points-1 points ago

Viral marketing: successful

[–]kingcolex -2 points-1 points ago

Id still tap.

[–]animator01 -3 points-2 points ago

Thinking with portals.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

I wish I was on the street when they unfureled that.

I'd yell "Well done, slow clap welllllll dooone."

Then I'd explain I'm from the internet.

[–]Choking_Smurf -3 points-2 points ago

Fail ? Or just modern art ...

[–]mpfootball -3 points-2 points ago

You had one job....

[–]Elmonotheczar -3 points-2 points ago

You had one j-

Dammit, play me off keyboard cat!

[–]Hyperian -3 points-2 points ago

YOU HAD ONE JOB STEVE

[–]TigOlBitties95 -3 points-2 points ago

GODAMMIT JOHNSON!! YOU HAD ONE JOB!!

[–]asldkfououhe -5 points-4 points ago

not necessarily. not necessarily at all you fucking nerd