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[–]ill_take_two 23 points24 points ago

Quaid...Quaid...start the reactor...free Mars...

[–]AnimatorSteve 5 points6 points ago

I got 5 kids to feed!

[–]Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid 3 points4 points ago

Get your ass to Mars.

[–]truthdemon 1 point2 points ago

Open your mind.

[–]AnimatorSteve 1 point2 points ago

See you at the party, Rictor!

[–]jilmbo 36 points37 points ago

When I saw the thumbnail I thought you forgot NSFW tag. . .

[–]subtly_irrelevant 3 points4 points ago

I don't know who's lady parts you've been looking at but I can assure you they're not suppose to be furry on the inside, or have eyes.

[–]Cromiell 7 points8 points ago

The most awkward afterboner.

[–]The_Mexorcist26 0 points1 point ago

DAT thumbnail

[–]SlugsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

Ass tampon.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 9 points10 points ago

This is the larval stage of the Wookie life cycle.

[–]KoRnyWayz 7 points8 points ago

This has never been posted before.

[–]caseycour 0 points1 point ago

accualy...

[–]Yourquoteinapornmeme 1 point2 points ago

[–]Yourquoteinapornmeme -3 points-2 points ago

[–]turtlekitty30 12 points13 points ago

Repost

[–]mvtsc2 8 points9 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Always watching you. 1com -5pts 1mo funny
Pickles burrows into the couch 181coms 1487pts 1mo pics
Keep pushing. I can see the head. 3coms 1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]mynameisIAIN 0 points1 point ago

Ah thanks I was getting in a bit of a kerfuffle as I couldn't work out if this was a repost or my brain was just trolling me.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 1 point2 points ago

Why do people who post just "Repost" always get upvoted. "Repost" has been posted many times before which would make this post a repost.

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 0 points1 point ago

I don't think reposting is a big issue when you see one on front page. Probably means there's a log of people who are seeing it for the first time, so we can probably not worry about it.

[–]HappyRainbowDashy 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, most couch cushions these days give birth to puppies almost daily.

[–]chalklady0 2 points3 points ago

Push, Mrs. Sofa, Push!

[–]sevlemeth 2 points3 points ago

Fluffy emerges from the depth of Narnia - to the smell of bacon. mmmm.

[–]Holy-Breadcrumbs 1 point2 points ago

Good morning, I have modified your sofa to your desired specifications, will you be requiring vibrating cushions today?

[–]TheCraterProject 1 point2 points ago

My dirty mind made the thumbnail so much funnier.

[–]Gowen123 1 point2 points ago

Dogfort come in! I have been caught! You were right it was a trap!

[–]Entropy_Greene 1 point2 points ago

Is that a shih tzu I see? If so mine does the same thing, so cute.

[–]Masochist_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

I like your couch.

[–]Madpony 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheSc2Mole 1 point2 points ago

Re-post bitch.

[–]ghostly1001 1 point2 points ago

Good heavens! that couch is nom noming that dog to death.

[–]poopsmgee 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god that's fucking precious

[–]JentlemanJack 0 points1 point ago

Sooeuuenn

[–]guard_press 0 points1 point ago

Tetsuo couch.

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

Bite the pillow...

[–]sol1869 0 points1 point ago

This the LOLiest dog photo I've seen on Reddit - it's mad!

[–]RussianFedora 0 points1 point ago

Lammy?

[–]robo2 0 points1 point ago

Stuck.

[–]DanielZeevi 0 points1 point ago

Soon ... this will be reposted again

[–]gam3rgirlskill 0 points1 point ago

actually this post itself is a repost

[–]SexWaffles 0 points1 point ago

This explains why I saw the couch pooping this morning.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

More like never.

[–]Count_Takeshi 0 points1 point ago

Heeeere's Johnny!

[–]nosKr 0 points1 point ago

more like help me

[–]ch00d 0 points1 point ago

The doggy is the couch's clit...

[–]swimshoe 0 points1 point ago

I think your chair is birthing a dog...Maybe you should finally get around to neutering your dog...For all those who don't get the reference.

[–]GreyouTT 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does that dog look like an ewok?

[–]theblackoutdetective 0 points1 point ago

"...as soon as I get through this cushion"

[–]Jesse36m3 0 points1 point ago

That thing is hideous.

[–]Hughtub 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

C3PO TURN OFF ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE DETECTION LEVEL

[–]demonicsoap 0 points1 point ago

I am pooping right now and find this to be quite motivational.

[–]Itwillendintears 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my 'ol lady bent over.

[–]chelchel323 0 points1 point ago

Why did you put your dog in the couch?

[–]Thyme_Machine 0 points1 point ago

Where's r/dogfort?

[–]Ialmostthewholepost 0 points1 point ago

Almost a goatse.

[–]EXAX 0 points1 point ago

The couch is about to give birth to a puppy! Push! I can see the head!

[–]coltwanger 0 points1 point ago

What the fuuuuuck! I think I have that couch :x!

[–]ScarfacedTyrant 0 points1 point ago

...the dog will suffocate. GET IT OUTTA THERE!

[–]Sillyberries572 0 points1 point ago

I was browsing and listening to the Time-Warp and opened this on the line "well secluded, I see all"... It made me happy because things.

[–]Yamz 0 points1 point ago

i wish i had couch pillows that big so i could shove my dog in there and force karma...

[–]DoodleBob88 0 points1 point ago

The internet ruined this picture for me.

[–]TrollMan64 0 points1 point ago

This should be a documentary. 'Leather sofa gives birth to dog'

[–]Aframe95 -1 points0 points ago

NOT FUNNY