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[–]kennisaurr 30 points31 points ago

And the actual pieces that you move from space to space shall be little cats and narwhals.

[–]gingerjoyce 15 points16 points ago

It's pretty good, only i expected the jail to be /r/spacedicks

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

Yes. The standard monopoly pieces were getting old. Narwhals. Bacon. Cats. Reddit Alien. That's what should be in our game

[–]Greater_Omentum 23 points24 points ago

Dibs on Nyancat. Every time. 5ever.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Forgot about that!

[–]UpcomingFriend 2 points3 points ago

If you can supply the hivemind and circlejerk cards I'm in!

[–]naveenr 0 points1 point ago

or spacedicks

[–]Jwisniewski8 10 points11 points ago

they should make this a reddit game or something

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

That would be cool. r/redditgame maybe. Have it be a flash game online that you can play with your reddit friends I would love that. :)

[–]kabab2 10 points11 points ago

Trying to read the spaces in my phone is rage inducing, 90 degree turn, troll phone, oh let me flip that upside down for you do you can't read it

[–]namith 3 points4 points ago

Try reading it on a desktop.

[–]derek2016 1 point2 points ago

Do a handstand on your desk. That'll work

[–]Nabonidus3 7 points8 points ago

Where's spacedicks?

[–]ThisIsMyCouchAccount 12 points13 points ago

In my favorites?

[–]starwarscreature -4 points-3 points ago

FUCK YOU!

[–]Saviado 4 points5 points ago

All my want

[–]obvious_bot 4 points5 points ago

Poor DAE, trapped between nsfw and sex.

[–]feelergauge[!] 0 points1 point ago

Appropriate.

[–]Narkolepse 14 points15 points ago

There's no r/atheism. That shit dominates my front page when I view r/all.

[–]Fraen 9 points10 points ago

Step 1. Get Reddit Enhancement Suite

Step 2. Blacklist the words Atheism, Atheist, Christian, Religion.

Step 3. Enjoy /r/all as normal.

[–]exclusivegirl 9 points10 points ago

unsubscribe...

[–]Narkolepse 5 points6 points ago

You can't unsubscribe from r/all... it shows everything.

[–]exclusivegirl 0 points1 point ago

no unsubscribe from r/athiesm

EDIT: if u do unsubscribe, it from your r/all.. try it.

[–]Narkolepse 2 points3 points ago

Ohhh, I didn't know that. Thanks. How can I make /r/thelastairbender stop showing up now too? I KNOW I'm not subbed to that.

[–]exclusivegirl 0 points1 point ago

Someone might have subscribed you to it.. Go to it and if ur sub'd then the button will just show unsubscribe.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

Use Reddit Enhancement Suite to filter out specific subreddits from r/all.

[–]mahaugher 0 points1 point ago

From r/atheism....

[–]Nigger_is_a_Bad_Word 4 points5 points ago

Go look at /r/all right now and tell me there aren't things on there that you're unsubscribed from. There's a difference between someones frontpage and r/all

That goes for you, exclusivegirl, as well.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Quite seriously, this isn't all that bad of advice.

Every time an atheist teen gets antagonized, it's not like you'll be viewing jack else on your r/all.. Took me two kids before I decided that just because it's my belief, doesn't mean I give a shit about all the whiney brats that can't stand organized religion and think it's the world's greatest problem.

I subbed first world problems instead & I still get more realistic problems than your parents being illogical or Christian..

[–]ObliviousDerpMaster 1 point2 points ago

Right? Angry teens who're still at the stage where they know everything and must spew their "vast knowledge" of atheism across Reddit.

Or worse, their first year of college.

Go to the real world and see how much you think you know you damn kids.

[–]The_G0pher 4 points5 points ago

Yeah there is. It's each of the Circle Jerk spaces.

[–]XxRaceBoy24xX 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit. I need to find and buy this.

[–]dreinn 2 points3 points ago

This is neat, though /r/gonewild and /r/dae should be switched. Keep all the sex together.

[–]katekim717 2 points3 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]jeffha3 3 points4 points ago

Oh man, I hope he gets an unmistakeably defined bruise and everyone thinks he got cockslapped by Superman!

[–]HappyHappyMatt 2 points3 points ago

I do not think this is the link you think that it is.

[–]DarthAngry 0 points1 point ago

These aren't the droids he's looking for.

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[–]KayTheMissingno 0 points1 point ago

I wondered the exact same thing. Thats one of my favorite subreddits

[–]ObservantTooth8 0 points1 point ago

That would be jail in normal monopoly.

[–]littledingo 1 point2 points ago

Throwing money at my screen, why dont I have one of these yet?

[–]Diablo1421 1 point2 points ago

Where is r/trees?

[–]DarthAngry 1 point2 points ago

Bottom middle. An ent can never find the droids he's looking for.

[–]Diablo1421 0 points1 point ago

Never..... :|

[–]Locclo 1 point2 points ago

Wait, no aww or spacedicks on there?

[–]ShadySam 1 point2 points ago

THIS BOARD IS NOT BRAVE, WHERE IS SAGAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[–]feelergauge[!] 1 point2 points ago

Somebody has to get busy and make the cards for the center.

[–]anAccountUntaken 1 point2 points ago

TIL about /r/humor And fffuuuuuuu or whatever SUCKS and should not be that far up the board. I can enjoy a rage comic, but that subreddit is filled with the LAMEST teenagers and preteens.

[–]TJ1497 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for the truth finally being said!

[–]BigReid 1 point2 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]bigjuss 1 point2 points ago

I say switch down vote with spacedicks

[–]ArmaniDiamonds 0 points1 point ago

Do Want!

[–]subaruftw 0 points1 point ago

I'd buy it

[–]Ebake09 0 points1 point ago

If they made this, I would buy the shit out of it.

[–]TheShiz123 0 points1 point ago

that needs to be for sale at my local walmart right now

[–]wolfman975 0 points1 point ago

where i can i buy this wonderful thing?

[–]outlawcountry 0 points1 point ago

mother of god...

[–]ballscuntshit 0 points1 point ago

So what would building houses and hotels be?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm...maybe reg reddit for houses and reddit gold for hotels

[–]Jwisniewski8 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that would be awesome

[–]Huele_Bicho 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at the 'Jail' ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]learnthetruthnow 0 points1 point ago

what's an upboat?

[–]ThisIsMyCouchAccount 5 points6 points ago

[–]feelergauge[!] 1 point2 points ago

What's a henway?

[–]forever_a-hole 0 points1 point ago

What IS a henway?

[–]feelergauge[!] 0 points1 point ago

www.henway.net

Disclaimer: I am in no way connected with this except that the link is in my browser history.

[–]GlassHouseResident 0 points1 point ago

Why closely?

[–]Scrabbydoo98 0 points1 point ago

I would so buy this! Maybe USAopoly would make it and sell it.

[–]candlejack303 0 points1 point ago

Why won't my disk drive accept my money so i can buy this? :-(

[–]feelergauge[!] 0 points1 point ago

Use your credit card.

[–]candlejack303 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant!

[–]Shadowcrow00 0 points1 point ago

I really expected Australia to be referenced somewhere on the top of the board

[–]Hale_Me 0 points1 point ago

It took me longer to turn my head so that I could read it than actually reading it

[–]0xbdf 0 points1 point ago

Clearly made by a Christian.

[–]OOprime 0 points1 point ago

I knew the orange properties were my favorite!

[–]simjanes2k 0 points1 point ago

Conspicuously missing:

Spacedicks, Politics, Aww, Atheism, Anything on the SFWporn network.

[–]stone111111 0 points1 point ago

dammit now i want to play monopoly...

[–]fliptonic 0 points1 point ago

After looking at the Down Vote section all I think of is this:

Can someone please redo some of the rage faces to make them the reddit alien? Would be kinda cool.

[–]ironworker3 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to look at closely when I turn my iPhone and the picture turns

[–]buddistpalm17 -1 points0 points ago

r/trees is third lowest?? dis bout some mah-fuc'n bu-shit... im disappoint

[–]unsuspicious_package -1 points0 points ago

where's spacedicks?

[–]drawingdead0 -1 points0 points ago

Shut up and take my money.

[–]Seanofthebread112 -3 points-2 points ago

Y HE HAVE NO R/ATHEISM? ಠ_ಠ