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[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats 222 points223 points ago

He needs to bring on his show, all the women that he ranked higher than on Maxim's hot 100. Then rub it in their face. Look who's #69.

[–]gm4 102 points103 points ago

The top 20 is kinda wtf for me.

[–]Allaphon 26 points27 points ago

I love how many comments are carefully dissecting the "fairness" of a Top 100 Women list that features Colbert in one of the spots. Yeah I think whether Kristen Stewart deserves #15 or not is one of the smaller issues here.

[–]strangeclouds 111 points112 points ago

Agreed. I don't think Kristen Stewart deserves her spot at all.

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points ago

You do realize that the top 20-30 spots are bought by their agents right?

The maxim 100 is a list designed by the magazine to bring in money not only from magazine sales but also from the people on the list. You'll notice that inside of the top 20 are generally young stars (Olivia Munn, Kristen stewart, Scarlet johanson) or returning stars (Charlize Theron).

If it was a truly " who are the 100 most attractive people in hollywood" list then you would actually see someone like jennifer lawrence in the top 5 until she hits 50 or hits a 50 year old while drunk.

Just realize that the debate people have about who should and should not be in the top 20 is a debate they want you to have (They being the stars agent).

[–]strangeclouds 74 points75 points ago

I had no idea! Makes sense though EDIT: Olivia Munn's jump from 96 a few years ago to 2 is a bit suspicious.

[–]Pottersville 2 points3 points ago

Judging from her history, she fucked someone to get there.

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 31 points32 points ago

That's highly subjective. I could probably think of 100 people I find hotter than Jennifer Lawrence.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Thats why I said someone "like" Jennifer lawrence.

I don't care who you find attractive or not, the top 20-30 are not the 20-30 hottest people in hollywood they are the ones in most need of a PR boost.

[–]vastad 7 points8 points ago

Mila Kunis needs a PR boost? Really?

Can't be because she needs it. More like whoever used her in a show or product wants the PR boost and are doing it indirectly.

Bar Rafaeli makes no sense. Unless it is a PR boost pointed towards something that has nothing do with the consumer and more to do with who decides who will be the face of next season's swimwear line.

[–]HonestTrap 9 points10 points ago

Maybe we should do our own list

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

It's a popularity contest. Not a beauty contest. Colbert getting spot 69 should already make that very clear.

[–]alcakd 20 points21 points ago

Speak for yourself, as a heterosexual male I find Colbert insanely attractive as a female.

[–]Odusei 15 points16 points ago

[citation needed]

[–]RouseHouse1013 11 points12 points ago

[PROOF]

[–]Odusei 15 points16 points ago

Well shit, I stand corrected.

[–]PenisFlyTrap 7 points8 points ago

Olivia Munn has an agent? He must be a man of great patience...

[–]aPandaIsNotASandwich 9 points10 points ago

From the stories I've overheard from G4 staffers, I'm surprised he hasn't hanged himself yet.

[–]Aethys 15 points16 points ago

Care to share some of them? You've intrigued me.

[–]turdburglersc 7 points8 points ago

she claimed a panda in fact was a sandwich

[–]Thekaiser316 6 points7 points ago

omg please tell us storieesss.

[–]Enterice 2 points3 points ago

top 20-30? #85 seems like it might have cost a few bucks lol

[–]Apostolate 9 points10 points ago

I can confirm this based on this picture:

http://i.imgur.com/cnSal.jpg

[–]MrMono1 1 point2 points ago

Meh.

[–]highchief 9 points10 points ago

Jennifer Lawrence is not one of the top 5 most attractive people in hollywood, not even close.

[–]cunt_eatwood 9 points10 points ago

.... according to you.

[–]OrangeAndBlack 0 points1 point ago

Actually it was fan voted, that'd why it's so bad

[–]Khaze 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you're not guilty of this, but I think people just like to feel superior by saying Kristen Stewart isn't really hot, because she's been in stupid movies.

I can't count the number of comments from suspected neckbeards about her being plain, unattractive, or even only mildly pretty. The girl is beautiful, regardless of her facial expressions and acting ability.

[–]strangeclouds 5 points6 points ago

I just plain don't find her attractive, I've never seen her act so I couldn't judge on that part.

[–]ItsaGDtravesty 9 points10 points ago

Kate Upton at #39 is a god damned travesty

[–]king_krimson 20 points21 points ago

somethin about her face creeps me out

[–]epicwinfield 6 points7 points ago

Agreed

[–]InterwebCeleb 1 point2 points ago

Amen.

[–]snubdeity 10 points11 points ago

Seriously that made me wtf so hard.

Kate Upton's toes are more attractive than some of the girls in front of her.

And I for one actually think Kristen Stewart is attractive, but calling her hotter than Kate Upton is the worst lie since Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.

[–]NikeJacket 1 point2 points ago

They need more dragon blood on that list

[–]CocoSavege 9 points10 points ago

There are several instances of pure wtfery. Ok, I don't know a bunch of the names on there but some of them are just... random.

  • Kirsten Stewart (#15) > ScarJo (#17)? That doesn't make any sense at all.

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt (#20). She's not that cute, she's more than a little Sarah Jessica Parkerish + diet. Her profile isn't that good, what's she done lately? Ghost Whisperer is her biggest recent thing? Weird.

  • Elisha Cuthbert (#34). Similar to JLH above. I've never thought Cuthbert was that cute, especially compared to other peers on the list. Her profile ain't all that either. I figure she may land a role as 'pseudo hot mom' in 10 years in a MOW or something. And she'll be happy to get it. (Alright, I checked, she's in a show in the third season. Good for her.)

[–]1stOnRt1 37 points38 points ago

I agree with your comment about Kirsten Steward being misplaced.

But I greatly disagree with your comments about Jennifer Love Hewitt and Elisha Cuthbert.

Just because they have not done much work recently (Even though they are both currently in successful series at the moment), Not currently acting would not make them any less brilliantly sexy.

The proof is in the pudding

[–]bharatpatel89 18 points19 points ago

the girl next door will always have my heart

[–]destroy-demonocracy 12 points13 points ago

My word, it's almost as if people have different opinions...

[–]Valrek_Machines 23 points24 points ago

Jennifer Love Hewitt (#20). She's not that cute

But boobs

[–]CocoSavege 12 points13 points ago

If this is true, how come Hendricks is #70something?

Cuz Hendricks is all sorts of Coco-wants-to-die-happy-asphixiated-in-vast-tracks-of-natural-land and JLH is silicon globule ick?

Hendricks boobs > JLH Boobs by like a bajiilionbajillioneleventy

[–]Valrek_Machines 13 points14 points ago

JLH's boobs aren't silicon. :( But yes, I agree, Hendricks' boobs rock.

[–]feyo 4 points5 points ago

I always have to think of Jimi Handrix if anybody is just saying "Hendricks" and following that Im confused for a few seconds about why people like Jimi Hendrix boobs so much.

[–]snoharm 16 points17 points ago

Ah yes, Jimi Handrix. Singer of such hits as "Faxy Lady" and "Porple Hose".

[–]milacekraise 1 point2 points ago

Because Christina Hendricks is fairly unattractive. She just has big tits.

[–]whycantiholdthisbass 3 points4 points ago

You raise a valid point, my good scholar.

[–]rooneymara 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. Nicki Minaj is fucking repulsive as well. No Rooney Mara eh?

[–]ydoug 6 points7 points ago

Why the hell do you put Lois Griffin on maxim? She's a cartoon...

[–]KAYAWS 5 points6 points ago

JWOWW is 74... wow

[–]sykoman21 13 points14 points ago

That picture of olivia wilde doesn't look like her at all...

[–]Squifferz 19 points20 points ago

Was about to come here and say that. Looks way way way too Photoshopped. Picture here for the lazy.

[–]Srkillzalot 14 points15 points ago

thats not the face I fell in love with.

[–]Cobruh 4 points5 points ago

[–]Srkillzalot 5 points6 points ago

[–]Buscat 9 points10 points ago

What in the blue blazes is the wife from family guy doing in there?

Colbert, I can understand..

[–]lagspike 7 points8 points ago

olivia munn #2?

without hating on her cause of g4, that's bullshit

[–]not_a_Dr 9 points10 points ago

I'm just here to remind myself to come back later...

[–]noseonarug17 9 points10 points ago

And here's the comment that will bring you back

[–]not_a_Dr 6 points7 points ago

God bless you, I completely forgot!

[–]usofarsenal 1 point2 points ago

i sure do hope i remember as well.

[–]sargeantb2 2 points3 points ago

did you?

[–]BarkingTurtle 10 points11 points ago

How can Kristen Stewart be ranked hotter than Scarlett Johansson?

[–]bac0nBre4th 6 points7 points ago

Kristen's spot must have been bought off by her agent.

[–]cuntxo 2 points3 points ago

That's interesting. I didn't realize they could do that.

[–]crazymuffin147 4 points5 points ago

who the hell thinks Selena Gomez is hotter than kate upton?!

[–]bentmachine 2 points3 points ago

selena looks like she's 10

[–]neutroscape 6 points7 points ago

You answered his question, albeit in a roundabout way

[–]awsomeshadows 5 points6 points ago

Look at 79. KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]ddnc 44 points45 points ago

[–]Ferg8 22 points23 points ago

And again, the video is not available from my location.

I live in Canada GOD DAMNIT! IN CANADA! Not in fucking Afghanistan!

[–]Onotix 6 points7 points ago

What if people in Afghanistan can see it?

[–]Ferg8 7 points8 points ago

ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

[–]fermata_ 5 points6 points ago

Here it is, for Canada! You can watch all of the Colbert Report from The Comedy Network.

[–]JesseJaymz 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if you guys changed the name to America Jr. LIKE WE ASKED!!!

[–]amalgamatedchaos 1 point2 points ago

One of my favorite episodes of his this year. She's so personable in interviews.

[–]bac0nBre4th 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[–]AFSundevil 88 points89 points ago

I don't know who is more attractive in this gif. My dick is very confused.

[–]TheCyberGlitch 127 points128 points ago

[–]CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY 19 points20 points ago

Hot Palestinian + good chicken every time

[–]developerjoe 7 points8 points ago

That is my favorite episode.

[–]adventurrre 3 points4 points ago

perfect

[–]lakerfan91 1 point2 points ago

Would you say you're Conflicted?

[–]Deziire 16 points17 points ago

No matter what she does, it's fucking hot

[–]Esper17 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, Colbert is amazing.

[–]Howard_Campbell 95 points96 points ago

[–]gymboy07 57 points58 points ago

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

[–]gymboy07 1 point2 points ago

touche

[–]wtfisdisreal 362 points363 points ago

I watched this a few times before I realized Colbert is even in this gif.

[–]MananWho 13 points14 points ago

Are you wearing an eyepatch?

[–]jpthehp 6 points7 points ago

...you don't browse reddit wearing an eyepatch?

[–]Ravek 4 points5 points ago

I use a monocle.

[–]wtfisdisreal 6 points7 points ago

...yes

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 291 points292 points ago

HEY GUYS, I AM HETEROSEXUAL TO THE LEVEL OF TEMPORARY AND PARTIAL BLINDNESS! SERIOUSLY, SO STRAIGHT

upvote this comment if you're not gay too

to the left

[–]Thick-McRunFast 28 points29 points ago

STRAIGHTNESS LEVEL: SO

[–]EricFaust 11 points12 points ago

RULER STRAIGHTNESS: LEVEL

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 6 points7 points ago

I AM ALSO NOT GAY

[–]ifyourheadexplodes 35 points36 points ago

God I don't even know why I bother browsing Reddits besides circlejerk if everyone down votes the one actually good joke in this thread.

Edit: holy fuck that guy got a lot of upvotes. You had to be there man. There were things man. They were poppin outta the ground man.

[–]catmoon 41 points42 points ago

Wait, so this isn't /r/Circlejerk? I'm literally so confused right now I don't know how I typed this, literally.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 35 points36 points ago

THIS

[–]jpthehp 17 points18 points ago

Ctrl-F THIS, WAS NOT DISAPPOINT

[–]warox13 19 points20 points ago

L I T E R A L L Y

[–]number420pencil 2 points3 points ago

I would never leave reddit if circlejerk posts like this were in all threads.

[–]circlejerkisleeking 1 point2 points ago

RELEPHANT USERNAME ! RELEPHANT USERNAME! REDDIT ENHANCEMENT SUITE! RON PAUL FOR KING IN THE NORTH 2012 lordjew van cuntfuck

[–]thenewiBall 299 points300 points ago

I watched this a few times before I realized Olivia is even in this gif.

FTFY

[–]MosquitoSenorito 199 points200 points ago

[–]spankymuffin 124 points125 points ago

Nothing gay about falling in love with Stephen Colbert.

This is Reddit after all...

[–]PeopleAreStaring 29 points30 points ago

He is on Maxim hot 100.

Number 69

giggles

[–]spankymuffin 19 points20 points ago

How the hell is Christina Hendricks only #77?

Her right boob alone could cover the #1 and #2 spots...

[–]AdmiralSkippy 11 points12 points ago

They're obviously fucked in the head. Miley Cyrus is 68, putting her hotter than Colbert and Hendricks.

[–]bl00dyg33k 7 points8 points ago

[–]TheCrownedWolf 58 points59 points ago

Not to mention there are female posters here as well.

[–]Beanbaker 74 points75 points ago

Rules of the internet #30

There are no girls on the internet.

[–]Vulpis 24 points25 points ago

But there are gay men.

[–]englad 10 points11 points ago

I didn't even know who he was until I found reddit

[–]gruffalos 14 points15 points ago

I don't get the downvotes... He isn't on any English/British TV at all, why is it a bad thing to not know of him?

[–]KaziArmada 2 points3 points ago

You guys don't get Comedy Central? That's...sad.

Check The Colbert Report's site. You MIGHT be able to watch the clips on it..and by clips, I mean EVERY EPISODE EVER.

If that doesn't work, find an American proxy. You will honestly enjoy it...the man is hysterical. Same for Jon Steward on the Daily Show.

[–]englad 1 point2 points ago

I don't either, never even heard him mentioned until reddit. He isn't exactly popular here, nobody knows him

[–]Escobeezy 4 points5 points ago

[–]DoubtsEverything 1 point2 points ago

Doubt it.

[–]strangeclouds 9 points10 points ago

My eyes are torn between sexy and funny. This gif is literally the ultimate dilemma.

[–]walking_away_ 7 points8 points ago

I would like to meet a girl who actually does that when they are aroused. Cause I've never had the urge to that when turned on.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 110 points111 points ago

[–]Hoodstomp36 49 points50 points ago

I do that every morning in the mirror

[–]mikeorelse 46 points47 points ago

I do it when I'm bored.

[–]James_Arkham 123 points124 points ago

I really want boobs...

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

If male, just get really fat.

[–]DukeSpraynard 47 points48 points ago

Fat guy here: this is true.

[–]mikeorelse 30 points31 points ago

True for me, too.

My original comment is much less hot now, isn't it?

[–]tHeSiD 12 points13 points ago

No its still hot! We both can have fun with our man boobs! wanna meet up?

[–]mikeorelse 6 points7 points ago

...yes...

[–]jpthehp 0 points1 point ago

[–]floridalegend 5 points6 points ago

I do this with my balls.

[–]killerabbit37[!] 2 points3 points ago

[–]milacekraise 8 points9 points ago

She looks two cup sizes bigger in this image. I am confused.

[–]dbcification 14 points15 points ago

Context?

[–]SometimesATroll 74 points75 points ago

Boobs.

[–]cflatjazz 13 points14 points ago

Seriously though....I really want to know the context of this. Because Olivia Wilde is hilarious.

[–]ajv570 18 points19 points ago

It's from the April 2012 iPad edition of British GQ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LuuboK-704#t=13s

[–]WorseThan50Hitlers 42 points43 points ago

After Olivia reminded Stephen than she ranked higher on the Maxim Hot 100 than him (him 69, her 5), Stephen claimed he's a better actor and challenged her to an "act-off". They were prompted to act out several emotions, one of them being "aroused".

[–]blackmarketdolphins 40 points41 points ago

He's taking about the gif. Nice of you for helping though.

[–]fripletister 22 points23 points ago

Wrong context.

[–]cflatjazz 10 points11 points ago

Oh yeah I meant context of the boob jiggle gif. I saw the Colbert episode...it was hilarious.

[–]KissesWithSaliva 11 points12 points ago

"I'm Olivia Wilde, and welcome to the GQ Comedy Issue."

[–]MAJORpaiynne 42 points43 points ago

Wilde was a very good guest on the show. watch the entire interview, it is one of the best

[–]DukeSpraynard 51 points52 points ago

No video link? Reddiquette, redditeers!

[–]greiger 4 points5 points ago

I can't watch the Colbert report link in the UK. :(

[–]Bananarine 8 points9 points ago

All for reddit, and reddit for all!

[–]iaido22 1 point2 points ago

Thank you very much

[–]cssher 8 points9 points ago

I think that's a bit of an overstatement. The Lawrence Krauss interview on Thursday was awesome

[–]absparekh 1 point2 points ago

Both were good. It was a good week for interviews all around; Jon Stewart had three outstanding guests with Denis Leary, Steve Carell, and Bassem Youssef. Carell in particular was brilliant. I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed during an interview

[–]amalgamatedchaos 1 point2 points ago

I concur. She should be a reoccurring guest on his show as Dennis Leary is on TDS.

[–]iparga 51 points52 points ago

[–]DukeSpraynard 5 points6 points ago

Jimpers all up in here.

[–]strobeprobe 12 points13 points ago

stephen colbert is an institution.

[–]bluthru 1 point2 points ago

My grand idea: Stephen Colbert should be the next host of the Tonight Show. Not the character Stephen Colbert, but himself. He's got the charisma that Johnny Carson had.

[–]xWhackoJacko 26 points27 points ago

It was really hard to NOT watch Stephen. Hilarity > Hotness I guess.

[–]TheWayToGod 28 points29 points ago

I think we all know who wins.

Stephen, come claim your prize.

[–]Mentalseppuku 29 points30 points ago

Ewww it's sticky.

[–]Proxify 3 points4 points ago

when was this?

[–]BurgerMcChomp 3 points4 points ago

Tuesday night.

[–]Proxify 1 point2 points ago

thank you!

[–]1stOnRt1 4 points5 points ago

a brilliant and hilarious man in Stephen Colbert, and Olivia Wilde (in my humble opinion, to each his own and all that) my largest celebrity crush in the same gif.

Thank you very much

[–]mugglemaster 3 points4 points ago

Can i just get a .gif of only Olivia?

[–]owmyfreakinears 3 points4 points ago

During this part of the interview I noticed she kept looking at Stephen. Obviously Stephen gets her aroused.

[–]therock1219 3 points4 points ago

I have the most patriotic boner right now.

[–]ahaltingmachine 8 points9 points ago

I have the weirdest most wonderful boner right now.

[–]Fwopp 6 points7 points ago

[–]thebigbabar 1 point2 points ago

Holy hell, she is soo adorable!

[–]IIIIIBlakeIIIII 2 points3 points ago

Does anybody know where to find this with just Olivia Wilde...you know...for science.

[–]kungfuman104 2 points3 points ago

Ohmygod. Olivia Wilde <3

[–]lakerfan91 2 points3 points ago

[–]Perturbed_Goldfish 12 points13 points ago

My dick is diamond hard right now.

[–]ShakeNBakey 7 points8 points ago

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm?

[–]imnotlebowski[!] 6 points7 points ago

Colbert is fucking amazing. You could tell he was trying to hard of hold back bursting into tears laughing. Made ma laugh so hard

[–]Whimsicalbox 1 point2 points ago

Now I'm aroused.

[–]adhoov 1 point2 points ago

I knew when I watched this on tv that I would be able to find the gif here

[–]tehweave 1 point2 points ago

MY PENIS IS SO CONFUSED

[–]Veton1994 1 point2 points ago

I like how he made he laugh. Bad-ass motherfucker.

[–]CANADIANxPUNKx 1 point2 points ago

doesn't anyone think that we should take this GIF, and cut out sephen colbert and just leave olivia wilde in it?

[–]rikki_go_on 1 point2 points ago

Her reaction to seeing his face in the middle is the best part.

[–]soajao 0 points1 point ago

Its the second finger that got me

[–]lovetosuck_donuts 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe no one has mentioned #85. Lois Griffin... Anybody before her is just being made fun of now

[–]woah_rhombus 0 points1 point ago

Stephen looks like my old boss sitting in meetings. Nasty

[–]TheShop 0 points1 point ago

Dont know what feel to feel

[–]Sevii 0 points1 point ago

That was the funniest interview on the colbert report in a long time.

[–]HeyCarpy 0 points1 point ago

Stephen's going all red in the face. That's adorable.

[–]Snorgledork 0 points1 point ago

So why is finger biting a sign of arousal? Just wonderin'

[–]guesto 0 points1 point ago

Where is Stephen Colbert?

[–]Srkillzalot 0 points1 point ago

Can we get a gif with just her side?

[–]fr00bl3t 0 points1 point ago

WHO DO I STARE AT?!

[–]leontocephaline 0 points1 point ago

I've waited for this gif since as soon as I saw the episode. Thank you!

[–]BradOShizno 0 points1 point ago

Steven Colbert WINS!!!!!

[–]BeneBreadstick 0 points1 point ago

[–]lucidlife 0 points1 point ago

There is too much going in this gif. It's like an emotional car wreck

[–]Crankrune 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only who really doesn't like Stephen Colbert?

[–]ilikebreakfastcereal 0 points1 point ago

She looks like a cross between Anjelina Jolie and Megan Fox.

[–]lakerfan91 0 points1 point ago

You ended it right before the best part!

[–]sword_mullet55 0 points1 point ago

i knew this would end up on reddit.