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Pretty fly for a white guy (i.imgur.com)

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[–]MsInformed 639 points640 points ago

Ok I have been waiting a long time for this... I am the blonde in this photo. Here's another photo of me from that night.

[–]seamouse 80 points81 points ago

Teach me to dance.

[–]Eternity42Immensity 24 points25 points ago

Easily the best/creepiest comment on here.

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    [–]metarinka 120 points121 points ago

    dish the back story

    [–]MsInformed 185 points186 points ago

    We are a dirty dancing couple, we competed in dirty dancing competitions against other clubs in the UC system. My partner is actually a redditor as well, his girlfriend is just out of the shot.

    [–]lightheat 95 points96 points ago

    If this is a competition, why do all the people around you in the photo look horrified?

    [–]MsInformed 153 points154 points ago

    This isn't the competition, this is a dance party (kinda a fratty thing) and we decided to do some practicing. Pure class, obviously.

    [–]skakruk 111 points112 points ago

    TIL eating out is a dance move. Wtf, you were dancing???

    [–]dacookeymonsta 157 points158 points ago

    TIL I am an excellent dancer.

    [–]Likes2PaintShit 226 points227 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/FaEXL.jpg

    [–]swiley1983 19 points20 points ago

    Bush is def back I see.

    [–]Offensive_Brute 27 points28 points ago

    Its called Obama now.

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            [–]towmeaway 21 points22 points ago

            There are trillions of videos on the Internet, and the one of you two dancing is ... where?

            [–]MsInformed 84 points85 points ago

            The competitions have a no camera policy. People get kicked out for videoing. I WAS planning on being president but I guess that's dashed thanks to OP. New life plan.

            [–]towmeaway 9 points10 points ago

            No, you're well positioned now to be the President of the People's Revolutionary Party. Here is your VP, or competition, depending on how you play it.

            [–]MsInformed 8 points9 points ago

            He could be my first lady...

            [–]fatfrost 22 points23 points ago

            you are my new favorite person on Reddit.

            [–]metnightowl 17 points18 points ago

            I'll ask the obvious: what are your respective SO's thoughts on this?

            [–]MsInformed 55 points56 points ago

            His SO is completely fine with us dancing together, and we're all close friends. We're not in college any more though so we don't dance much any more.

            My ex wasn't impressed, so I didn't dance while we were together.

            [–]douglasg14b 23 points24 points ago

            My ex wasn't impressed, so I didn't dance while we were together.

            I must applaud you on your willingness to not do something if it distresses your SO.

            [–]MsInformed 15 points16 points ago

            This may come as a surprise but I'm no saint.

            [–]douglasg14b 2 points3 points ago

            haha

            Though, it is still nice to hear about something like that. The consideration, I enjoy it when I see compromise and consideration between couples.

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                [–]Teleportingsocks 13 points14 points ago

                Was he actually eating you out in this picture?

                [–]MsInformed 16 points17 points ago

                No, just dancing.

                [–]drooperman55 3 points4 points ago

                This is much better than most AMAs I've read. Nice work. But I'm kinda disappointed to learn it was just dancing, not muff diving.

                [–]MsInformed 3 points4 points ago

                Thanks! Sorry to disappoint, we're just too classy for that!

                [–]prettymuchattheend 31 points32 points ago

                Ok I have been waiting a long time for this.

                http://i.imgur.com/3zm39.gif

                [–]suteneko 1 point2 points ago

                You know, I'm glad you came in because no one in this thread seemed to be acknowledge the sheer athleticism involved. How long can you hold that for?

                [–]WindsAndWords 6 points7 points ago

                So wait, you're saying that's not what I think it is?

                [–]BeLegendary 9 points10 points ago

                This requires more proof!!

                [–]MsInformed 74 points75 points ago

                What do you want me to do, send you a scratch and sniff?

                [–]iaccidentlytheworld 13 points14 points ago

                Maybe a pic of you holding a sign with your name on it? Shoe on head?

                [–]MsInformed 42 points43 points ago

                Alright well, here's me with short hair again, and here's an in between stage and here's me with a shoe on my head.

                [–]malagrond 10 points11 points ago

                This checks out. The teeth are the same.

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                  [–]meshugga 5 points6 points ago

                  The shoe is important.

                  [–]BeLegendary 11 points12 points ago

                  I love scratch and sniffs

                  [–]Horny_Troll 8 points9 points ago

                  and a video please

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                    [–]yourcitysucks 1035 points1036 points ago

                    I love the look on the girl's face standing next to them.

                    [–]ThirdLap[!] 976 points977 points ago

                    You laugh, but that guy just scored himself an iPhone 4S.

                    [–]Orbixx 372 points373 points ago

                    I need to go outside.

                    [–]Oh_Zacharias 96 points97 points ago

                    I think I need a cigarette from laughing so hard after that.

                    deep breaths, count to ten.

                    [–]iiMambaa 3 points4 points ago

                    I can't decide if it's awesome or sad that I got this joke right away.

                    [–]lotlotters 42 points43 points ago

                    What? I don't get it =(

                    [–]txapollo342 114 points115 points ago

                    http://my.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vgtrn/so_i_went_on_craigslist_to_buy_an_iphone_i_didnt/

                    [–]sayITwitYOchest 24 points25 points ago

                    Thanks for this. I was completely lost.

                    [–]Acidyo 47 points48 points ago

                    You spend too much time outside of reddit.

                    [–]gilthanan 11 points12 points ago

                    There was a post yesterday about a guy who was trying to get an Iphone 4s on Craigslist. The chick messaged him asking him to eat her out in return for it. I dunno I can't find the actual post.

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                      [–]I_cant_stop 35 points36 points ago

                      Alright, 12 hours of reddit is enough

                      [–]badgrafxghost 14 points15 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/hygeK.gif

                      [–]jfk90787 43 points44 points ago

                      Can someone explain the joke for us non-cool kids?

                      [–]i_am_law 42 points43 points ago

                      After spending 10 minutes trying to find it via Reddit search, it was the first thing I found when I googled for it.

                      http://my.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vgtrn/so_i_went_on_craigslist_to_buy_an_iphone_i_didnt/

                      [–]CovertAI 26 points27 points ago

                      Guy was trying to buy an iPhone 4S on Craigslist. There was a woman offering to sell the phone The woman said that she had found his photo on Facebook and thought he was cute. She asked him to eat her out.

                      It was on the front page not too long ago. Can't seem to find it.

                      [–]omni_wisdumb 46 points47 points ago

                      I joined reddit to feel like I am a part of something special. Moments like this where I get a random inside jokes makes it all worth the hours of my life taken from me.

                      [–]BigJohnful 8 points9 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/r3qEL.gif

                      [–]RobertF23 14 points15 points ago

                      Haha nice reference

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                        [–]Strong__Belwas 1703 points1704 points ago

                        "HE'S EATING HER. NOW HE'S GONNA EAT ME TOO. OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD"

                        [–]Swissgiant 521 points522 points ago

                        for those that haven't seen it

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

                        [–]briarios 135 points136 points ago

                        That fly. I guess that take was the best one?

                        [–]SweetNeo85 58 points59 points ago

                        Probably the only one...

                        [–]Purgatory_Dog 26 points27 points ago

                        No, I bet it was the best

                        [–]DoesNotChodeWell 20 points21 points ago

                        You should watch Best Worst Movie, it's all about the making of that film.

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                          [–]mungchamp 62 points63 points ago

                          That movie took me a month to watch. After it was over I felt like I had given birth, but without all the financial obligations.

                          [–]McPants32 26 points27 points ago

                          Was that the blue power Ranger?

                          [–]jscoppe 57 points58 points ago

                          Don't remind me about him. I get so mad thinking about his situation:

                          While it was originally believed that he had left the series due to insufficient pay, Yost later revealed in his 2010 interview with No Pink Spandex that he left the series because he could no longer handle harassment by the production crew that targeted his sexual orientation. He was often called a "faggot", and the producers would take other cast members into their office to ask them questions about Yost's sexuality. Yost left late in the fourth season after a week of contemplation instead of continuing work another six months into the second film. His co-workers involved with writing, filming and producing the show gave Yost a vibe that he was "not worthy" of where he was and that he "can't be a superhero" because of his being a gay person.

                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Yost#Coming_Out

                          [–]aMajorZero 29 points30 points ago

                          Fuckin' homophobes, man.

                          Billy was a boss.

                          Fuck.

                          [–]MadHiggins 4 points5 points ago

                          bare in mind, this is all according to him. this is what he said happened, and when the other cast members were first questioned about this they only had "Huh what?" to say. just because he's gay doesn't mean he can't be a giant lying asshole.

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                              [–]ghostofomarlittle 14 points15 points ago

                              Holy shit! I'm reading this with my six year-old daughter in the room. I'm laughing silently so she won't feel the need to look at my computer screen

                              [–]TheAwkwardBanana 42 points43 points ago

                              I love you.

                              [–]InfiniteSource 23 points24 points ago

                              Was this in Florida?

                              [–]Maxxtwss 86 points87 points ago

                              Bath salts

                              [–]NotABathSaltSalesman 50 points51 points ago

                              Maybe once.

                              [–]QuoteOfTheHour 17 points18 points ago

                              How much do you not sell them for?

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                                  [–]phriend2spin 5 points6 points ago

                                  That same actor is now in a local band called Dizzy Desoto. Pretty nice guy too.

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                                    [–][deleted] 167 points168 points ago

                                    That's the face of someone traumatized.

                                    [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 114 points115 points ago

                                    Well, time to repress another memory... "Disneyland!! I'm at DISNEYLAND!"

                                    [–]DerelictDiety 15 points16 points ago

                                    For the sake of your mental health, you need to talk about it so you can deal with it. Let it out, let it all out.

                                    [–]jmchao 44 points45 points ago

                                    SERENITY NOW!

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                                      [–]413x820 21 points22 points ago

                                      That's the face of someone that just had her girlfriend taken from her.

                                      [–]warpus 11 points12 points ago

                                      I saw it more as a "WAHHHHHH IT'S MY TURN" face

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                                        [–]thelbane 130 points131 points ago

                                        She's not upset. She has an invisible dude on her shoulders.

                                        [–]that_blue-collar_guy 6 points7 points ago

                                        Chuckles

                                        [–]pacoliketaco 16 points17 points ago

                                        I'm also enjoying the wide-eyed look on the girl to the left of them.

                                        [–]ATHIESTkittyCAT 15 points16 points ago

                                        The girl on the right is imitating the guy

                                        [–]CasualPenguin 28 points29 points ago

                                        My favorite is the partial face of the guy on the left side of the picture

                                        [–]fsmsaves 7 points8 points ago

                                        He is straining to keep his hands away from his chubby..

                                        [–]StReeTkiNG069 15 points16 points ago

                                        Why is she crying? Is it not her turn yet?

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                                          [–]Anecdotal_Fish 684 points685 points ago

                                          And that's how he got his iPhone 4s...

                                          [–]STIPULATE 126 points127 points ago

                                          ashamed

                                          I don't get the reference. Can someone keep me in the loop?

                                          [–]FindableCarpet 171 points172 points ago

                                          Someone texted a girl to ask to buy her iPhone 4s from craigslist, and she wanted some money and she requested to be eaten out. The man refused saying he had a "lady friend" and she apologized at the awkward request and claimed she was just very lonely.

                                          [–]MikeVoldemort 32 points33 points ago

                                          what the fuck

                                          [–]fridge_logic 42 points43 points ago

                                          Don't worry it's fake.

                                          [–]Schroedingers_gif 13 points14 points ago

                                          Should make a bot that posts that on every Reddit post ever.

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                                              [–]FastLikeTurtles 44 points45 points ago

                                              http://my.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vgtrn/so_i_went_on_craigslist_to_buy_an_iphone_i_didnt/

                                              [–]t3hcyborg 15 points16 points ago

                                              There was a popular post yesterday from a guy who wanted to buy an iPhone 4S from a girl on craigslist. The girl punched his number into google, found his facebook and said that he could either pay her for it, or he could eat her out, since she thought that he was attractive.

                                              [–]KimJongIlSunglasses 3 points4 points ago

                                              http://my.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vgtrn/so_i_went_on_craigslist_to_buy_an_iphone_i_didnt/

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                                                [–]I_cant_stop 9 points10 points ago

                                                I would say I need to go outside.. but I live in Seattle..

                                                [–]matbitesdog 2 points3 points ago

                                                As someone living in Seattle, how are you enjoying this cloud that burst about two minutes ago and has kindly decided to shower us with monsoon level rain?

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                                                    [–]cynthetiq 370 points371 points ago

                                                    This isn't where I parked my car!

                                                    [–]SBecker30 157 points158 points ago

                                                    But I did find my keys in here...Hmm

                                                    [–]BushMeat 85 points86 points ago

                                                    no, chick doubles as a club periscope. he is just looking for his buddies.

                                                    [–]Triviaandwordplay 24 points25 points ago

                                                    No, one of his buddies said he'd just fucked that chick, and he didn't believe him, so he checked.

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                                                      [–]blonked 238 points239 points ago

                                                      And a Jolly Rancher! It's my lucky day!

                                                      [–][deleted] 134 points135 points ago

                                                      Can we split it? I would like some too.

                                                      [–]TheGoomba 162 points163 points ago

                                                      ^ this guy hasn't been around Reddit very long, or has evaded the nodule story somehow.

                                                      [–][deleted] 237 points238 points ago

                                                      Oh god why... this is the most disturbing story i have ever read in my entire life. I'm not sure if should keep this account or just delete it now...

                                                      EDIT: I think i had enough internet for today...

                                                      [–]TheGoomba 144 points145 points ago

                                                      I think you're officially part of Reddit now.

                                                      [–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

                                                      I suppose i shall save this link and spread the story now...

                                                      [–]TheGoomba 39 points40 points ago

                                                      I tagged you as "but not nodules." so you can find some solace.

                                                      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

                                                      English is not my first language so when i googled nodules it did not help me find any form of solace..

                                                      [–]SilverGoat 5 points6 points ago

                                                      Hey hey hey, don't jump to conclusions, maybe he just found it disturbing since the girlfriend decided to cheat on her boyfriend after just one week, he didnt say anything about not wanting to consume someone elses gonorrhea.

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                                                        [–]Murkis 2 points3 points ago

                                                        TheGoomba what have you done...

                                                        [–]xerillum 4 points5 points ago

                                                        I think you'll need a new reddit account now.

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                                                          [–]SBecker30 13 points14 points ago

                                                          Initiation complete.

                                                          ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

                                                          [–]IshanSaluja 3 points4 points ago

                                                          WE ACCEPT YOU!

                                                          [–]IceCreamTruckOrgy 14 points15 points ago

                                                          Not to worry. A bit of crying in the shower, fully clothed, curled up in the fetal position should fix you right up. You are one of us now. One of us...

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                                                              [–]Lethal_Injection 10 points11 points ago

                                                              How could you pick that name without knowing the story?

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                                                                  [–]JackAceHole 28 points29 points ago

                                                                  Scotty doesn't know...

                                                                  [–]MississippiRag 26 points27 points ago

                                                                  These aren't my glasses!

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                                                                    [–]newcontortionist 212 points213 points ago

                                                                    These aren't my glasses!

                                                                    [–]GrandmaSandals 219 points220 points ago

                                                                    These aren't my glasses NSFW

                                                                    [–]frere_de_la_cote 73 points74 points ago

                                                                    WTF? I'd be curious to know what turn of events led to this situation.

                                                                    [–]Detry 181 points182 points ago

                                                                    Porn.

                                                                    [–]DabbleSauce 102 points103 points ago

                                                                    She put the doll in her butt.

                                                                    [–]jeremiahfira 29 points30 points ago

                                                                    Ahhh, I understand now.

                                                                    [–]DabbleSauce 44 points45 points ago

                                                                    Hey wait a minute, you're not the one who asked the question!

                                                                    HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY'S A PHONY

                                                                    [–]Osnarf 21 points22 points ago

                                                                    I am so!

                                                                    [–]NotAlways 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    This is really weird out of context. I'm not sure I even want the context.

                                                                    [–]tempuro 36 points37 points ago

                                                                    It just sort of evolved.

                                                                    [–]Fellows23 27 points28 points ago

                                                                    Daddy issues

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                                                                      [–]kueyen 15 points16 points ago

                                                                      why.jpg

                                                                      [–]navypilot47 26 points27 points ago

                                                                      because.bmp

                                                                      [–]iBeatStuffUp 8 points9 points ago

                                                                      it would be a bmp

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                                                                      [–]BitLooter 5 points6 points ago

                                                                      it_could_be_worse.tga

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                                                                          [–]Dat_Karmavore 7 points8 points ago

                                                                          This isn't my sandwich!

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                                                                            [–]Santorayo 85 points86 points ago

                                                                            Dat sweat stain

                                                                            [–]nixonrichard 41 points42 points ago

                                                                            This is why flash photography should never be allowed in clubs. You work your ass off eating pussy, and then someone snaps a clear photo of all the sweat you worked up pleasing the ladies.

                                                                            [–]Dulljack 5 points6 points ago

                                                                            All I can think about is how sweaty the girl getting eaten out must be...

                                                                            [–]schmiegola_mcbain 62 points63 points ago

                                                                            Why does his girlfriend look so pissed?

                                                                            [–]Triviaandwordplay 19 points20 points ago

                                                                            This means different things on either side of the Atlantic.

                                                                            [–]KickinInShangers 282 points283 points ago

                                                                            This is no laughing matter. That girl is so horrified because that is a home land security officer disarming a SNUKE in that lady's snizz.

                                                                            [–]therealbighairy 76 points77 points ago

                                                                            What? Someone snuck a snuke in her snizz?

                                                                            [–]funkyloki 23 points24 points ago

                                                                            Get me an 18 man fire team in 12 hours.

                                                                            [–]mlgAtoll 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            What's the plan?

                                                                            [–]funkyloki 20 points21 points ago

                                                                            What's the plan? The plan is get me an 18 man fire team in 12 hours. Are we clear on the plan? Or we could do it a third time?

                                                                            [–]KimJongIlSunglasses 8 points9 points ago

                                                                            What's the plan?

                                                                            [–]Cherried 6 points7 points ago

                                                                            18 man fire team: 12 hours.

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                                                                                [–]P1TA 125 points126 points ago

                                                                                You know you have problems with the ladies when the girl standing next to you is reacting more than the girl you're eating out.

                                                                                [–]lackpack 94 points95 points ago

                                                                                facehugger strikes again

                                                                                [–]tllnbks 49 points50 points ago

                                                                                "The original head crab."

                                                                                [–]m00nbarker 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                Watch the headhumpers Gordon!

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                                                                                  [–]awojno 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                  "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public"

                                                                                  [–]RzK 135 points136 points ago

                                                                                  Damn, princess Diana was a party animal

                                                                                  [–]Dvwtf 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                  Too soon?

                                                                                  [–]occupybourbonst 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                  POWERBOMB!!!

                                                                                  [–]megamouth2 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                  I can't help but feel that he's making the wrong girl scream...

                                                                                  [–]phonedump 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  He's a special type of oral ventriloquist.

                                                                                  [–]Brazensage 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                  I think the girl's clam is attached to the wrong face...white girl's face says it all.

                                                                                  [–]Arx0s 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                  He's actually not eating her. I made a GUI interface using Visual Basic to determine the exact position of his head, and he is actually making eye contact with her jugs.

                                                                                  [–]damien_aw 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                  I think this is at The Wynn in Vegas, in the 'Tyrst Nightclub' I think, I've got a video of it I'm sure...

                                                                                  [–]ADHDLAc 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                  I swear I know this girl. got to see that video.

                                                                                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                  NOT the Wynn in Vegas, This happens to be the veterans center in Santa Cruz on Pacific street. I know because I'm the guy in the picture. Knew this would turn up one day!! Nothing was actually going on however, we were just practicing our dirty dancing moves for the upcoming dirty dancing competition. Nbd

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                                                                                    [–]jetfan8178 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                    Levitating Indian trick? Your're doing it wrong.

                                                                                    [–]bornagainredditor 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                    Gettin down on the dance floor

                                                                                    [–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                    Going down on the dance floor.

                                                                                    [–]Oh_Zacharias 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                    Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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                                                                                        [–]Se7en_Sinner 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                        That's about as inconspicuous as this.

                                                                                        [–]MixMixBrad 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                        Heh, clubs are gross

                                                                                        [–]MarshmallowShy 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        Guy at the side of the pic looks like he has wood!

                                                                                        [–]kliman 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                        http://qkme.me/3ptzqm

                                                                                        [–]Blueberryspies 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                        GRONK EAT! GRONK SMASH!

                                                                                        [–]xjiro1 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        dismay in the vajayjay

                                                                                        [–]NNYPhillipJFry 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                        MOOOOOOM!

                                                                                        [–]englad 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                        you should mark it as NSFW.

                                                                                        [–]frankgratz 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        Only 1 fuck was given

                                                                                        [–]coconut_man 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                        shitty_watercolour would draw something pretty shitty for this pic

                                                                                        [–]randompittuser 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        Relevant: http://vimeo.com/6855771

                                                                                        [–]hellamorsmorde 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                        Is that a stain on the back of his shirt, or a blurry design? Because nothing attracts a loosey-goosey gal like a man with a sweaty back and hoisting skills that rival Cirque du Soleil.

                                                                                        [–]KrazyEyezKilla 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                        Poor form, how's he gonna 'come hither' her with his fingers while he plays around with that clit? He should have taken her out to the alley like a classy gentlemen.

                                                                                        [–]skiatomic117 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                        upvote for also looking up "how to" guide

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                                                                                          [–]meatbrick 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                          MDMA is a hell of a drug

                                                                                          [–]Seamanswaffles 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                          Air taco

                                                                                          [–]nightwood 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                          This seriously needs an explanation. Also with miss "The Ring" standing left of them.

                                                                                          [–]form_wrestle_account 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                          That photo reeks with class.

                                                                                          [–]BadIdeaSociety 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                          Impersonating Jim Ross: Hurricanrana! Hurricanrana! Hurricanrana! Hurricanrana! The human neck is not designed to take that level of trauma!

                                                                                          [–]Jumbojet777 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                          We need that other girls face pasted everywhere.

                                                                                          [–]Erinchostyles 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                          "MOMMYYYYY HE DIDN'T PICK MEEE!"

                                                                                          [–]Jill4ChrisRed 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                          "I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A HOCKEY MASK"

                                                                                          [–]walczyk 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                          I just laughed out loud. Still don't have the urge to go to a dance club.

                                                                                          [–]xpinchx 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                          You're not missing out on much. Every time I go to one I have a miserable time until I'm drunk enough to the point where it wouldn't have mattered what I did that night as long as I got drunk. I have a hunch most of my friends feel the same but we all do it every weekend anyway.

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                                                                                            [–]SkateboardG 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                            Annnnd THAT'S how you get Herpes.

                                                                                            [–]Mona_Lisa_Smile 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                            What's all over his back?

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                                                                                            [–]ecklcakes 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                            Probably sweat from dancing.

                                                                                            [–]huddarts 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                            Does not matter, got pussy

                                                                                            [–]seth11111 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            Those people look horrified.

                                                                                            [–]undershallow 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            wait, this isn't normal?

                                                                                            [–]RageMachiner 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            Powerbomb in 3, 2, 1...

                                                                                            [–]md3 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            Airport security is getting out of hand.

                                                                                            [–]PenisChrist 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            caption: "Pipe down and wait patiently for your turn like I did."

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