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[–]fattypopo1 305 points306 points ago

"I shall teach you the art of Carrot-e"

[–]WumboJumbo 64 points65 points ago

CARROT-AY? YOU SHOULD BE MAKING ME MONEY-AY, WITH YOUR SPATUL-AY

[–]IcyNudibranch 15 points16 points ago

That just made my day.

[–]UEH 5 points6 points ago

It made mine too because your reply rhymed.

[–]shnnrr 0 points1 point ago

Bahgle

[–]SNOOCHMcGOOCH 13 points14 points ago

Yes Aruku-Saki, I know who you are. .

[–]thedevilissix 8 points9 points ago

Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi.

[–]ablackcamerondiaz 2 points3 points ago

mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Splinter_thinking.JPG

[–]WumboJumbo 0 points1 point ago

I could have sworn he says ninjitsu...

[–]redlunatic 11 points12 points ago

There is an Usagi Yojimbo joke that needs to be made some where, but I'm having a hare of a time thinking of one.

[–]LargeWhale 5 points6 points ago

I'm your father Kotaro! I'm your FATHER!!!

[–]Metaprinter 2 points3 points ago

http://usagiyojimbo.com/ for you youngsters

[–]rahaws -1 points0 points ago

I was going to make the same joke word for word... Then I felt old.

[–]Shanhaevel 4 points5 points ago

You're the best around, noone's ever gonna eat your carrots...

Wait, that doesn't go well...

[–]kwisatzidaho 6 points7 points ago

He knows kung fu, jeet kune do, tai kwan do and judo...he is a jack-rabbit-of-all-trades

[–]PcIsBetter 17 points18 points ago

Do a barrel roll!

[–]DangerToDangers -1 points0 points ago

Same thing I thought.

[–]frommycube 203 points204 points ago

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[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 4 points5 points ago

... Or, Not.

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[–]MechaSnacks 11 points12 points ago

NO

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[–]Takingbackmemes 42 points43 points ago

Jesus fuck, shut up.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 9 points10 points ago

image macro

[–]jmichael 23 points24 points ago

Dominar Rygel XVI

[–]Fumos 2 points3 points ago

Haha I thought the same thing!

[–]TobiasFunkeMD 1 point2 points ago

I said the same thing the last time this was posted!

[–]BeeKeeperReno 1 point2 points ago

Farscape flashback :D

[–]Thephantomtollboy 18 points19 points ago

He'd teach the shit out of rabbit Beatrix Kiddo

[–]LaughKookaburra 4 points5 points ago

The head rabbit attempted to console Pai Mei, only to find that he was inconsolable...

[–]imafunghi 3 points4 points ago

He should teach the trix rabbit to kick the shit out of those kids so the poor guy can finally try some trix.

[–]oysterpirate 5 points6 points ago

More like Beatrix Potter.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 21 points22 points ago

[–]shaboinkin 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a hairy dick

[–]menwithrobots -1 points0 points ago

Could you do a Wookie? I have a feeling it'd be similar, but brown.

[–]REXXT 49 points50 points ago

ah Se7en_Sinner, I had avoided RES tagging you as a 'Reposter' for so long because of your actual contributions and because of your quality comments, but this was on the front page elsewhere like, two or three days ago. I simply cannot trust your content any longer.

You've finally lasted long enough to see your self become a villain (to at least one random, insignificant, self-important redditor).

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Seen quite a few reposts out of him as well

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 14 points15 points ago

Fool, do you not understand what is going on? Sensei Rabbit is teaching Se7en_Sinner the art of the riposte.

[–]Shorthoplaser -1 points0 points ago

ADDON RIPOSTE

[–]powercow 13 points14 points ago

but this was on the front page elsewhere like

"the front page?" what front page? I have like 3 of them.

and there are 3 of them. logged in, logged out, and /r/all .. well 4 is you use RES.. which you do.. and you get the dashboard front page as well..(ok that one might be a stretch to call it a front page)

My front page when i am logged in is different than yours.

I'm here more than most reddit employees.

and i didnt see it.

not saying you are complaining, just pointing out that not everyone has the same front page. There is good reason why things make it back to the front page and NO it isnt because we are bored and like to annoy people and upvote the same picture every day we come across it. NOPE.. probably 99.99999% of the upvotes on this are people who have not had the opportunity to enjoy this pict. The other 0.00001% just have a fetish for changing the color of the upvote to orange.

anyways i liked how you complained about a repost without complaining about reposts. So have an upvote.. or it could be I just like orange arrows.

[–]REXXT 2 points3 points ago

Understood. Let there be no mistake, I am not complaining about reposts, but about reposters.

If Se7en_Sinner sees something in a sub that he thinks will be appreciated elsewhere, great! We have a way to do the AND give credit to the original poster, it's called a cross-post and they happen all the time.

By not giving credit to the originator, he is claiming it is his original content in my book. It is not, so I don't trust him.

[–]zombiesnakes 3 points4 points ago

You probably hate trapped in reddit don't you?

[–]REXXT 3 points4 points ago

Hate is definitely the wrong word. I just don't trust his content. I know he didn't come up with it, I know he presents it as his own, I don't trust it.

Honestly I don't mind reposting, as long as they just call it a repost or a cross post so the actual originator (or most recent reposter) can get the credit for being funny or clever.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Wee, I've been thinking this for a while. Se7en_Sinner is fucky. He's a bot, with a human occasionally using the account too. I think.

I blame all this on Karmanaut.

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 0 points1 point ago

everyone hates him.

[–]calamormine -1 points0 points ago

He just said that.

[–]k1ko -3 points-2 points ago

What a fucking nuisance redditors like you are. Yes, we know Se7en_Sinner reposts stuff, I've even noticed he posts in every new thread some "relevant" gif as soon as possible, so he can get karma. So what? So fucking what? Villain, criminal reposter, what else will you call him? They don't ban for reposts and they don't ban for the same comment from a previous repost thread. The all Trapped in Reddit charade was ridiculous. There are literally thousand of reposts, he just uses them to his advantage. I don't see how all that can offend you, so just shut the fuck up and go cry in a corner.

[–]REXXT 4 points5 points ago

I'm so sorry I make reddit so much worse for you.

I would cry in a corner, but it appears said corner is currently occupied. I will patiently wait my turn until you are done.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 1 point2 points ago

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-gasp-IIIIING

[–]rahaws 1 point2 points ago

Wait... Reddit has corners!? Technology is advancing more and more each day...

[–]k1ko -5 points-4 points ago

Well don't bother people with unnecessary stuff, then maybe I would be nicer to you.

[–]hinduguru 1 point2 points ago

this guy is definitely Se7en Sinners alt

[–]k1ko -1 points0 points ago

LE OMG EVERY1 IS KARMANAUT AMIRITE

[–]pogowhat 5 points6 points ago

And I shall call him Rutherford.

[–]Halefor 15 points16 points ago

[–]nellapoo 12 points13 points ago

My thought exactly.

[–]pantychancellor 1 point2 points ago

you bastards beat me to it. glad to see farscape fans like myself lurking about though.

[–]oberdurr 0 points1 point ago

I've been trying to figure that out all day....

[–]sagemassa 9 points10 points ago

Does anyone know what kind of rabbit this is?

[–]coops_scoops 10 points11 points ago

I believe it's a breed of Angora rabbit

[–]IViolateSocks 1 point2 points ago

Obviously you haven't seen my fleshlight upgrades.

[–]joealarson 3 points4 points ago

Looks like they've shered the angora a week ago and its fur is starting to grow back.

We once owned some.

[–]trav110 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god. They look like small planets.

[–]Warskull 2 points3 points ago

Probably not an Angora, even sheered they tend to have a bit of a different fur texture. It is ridiculously soft.

My guess is Lionhead, they are a newer breed so the facial fur pattens can very a lot from rabbit to rabbit, some don't even have the trademark fur.

Examples:

Kind of like the rabbit posted

More prominent face hair, the extra fur on the haunches goes away as they get older

More info via wikipedia

[–]greywizard77 4 points5 points ago

Proof that tribbles originated on Earth.

[–]SpecialKayla 1 point2 points ago

There is a bonded pair of Angora Rabbits at the animal shelter I volunteer at and the one looks just like Sensei Rabbit.

[–]Blackrook7 1 point2 points ago

[–]Juandough 0 points1 point ago

The terrible rabbit....

/O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

[–]Thameus 8 points9 points ago

I actually nodded out of respect.

[–]FlorisJ 2 points3 points ago

You have a much to a learn a, young a grass hop a san.

[–]teent 2 points3 points ago

Check your blood sugar, and check it often.

[–]shnnrr 0 points1 point ago

Quaker Oatmeal

[–]dotonaked 2 points3 points ago

You see its a mat ... with a bunch of conclusions on it ...

[–]anothertake 2 points3 points ago

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 2 points3 points ago

All I see is hare. Hare everywhare.

[–]yevoiceofreason 2 points3 points ago

Gandalf the Grey Rabbit

[–]kegman83 2 points3 points ago

Looks like that puppet from Farscape

[–]mnemy 2 points3 points ago

His evil former student will finish him with this technique http://i.imgur.com/rnCjV.jpg

[–]custerb11 6 points7 points ago

Re-fucking-post and it was already made into a meme. God damn it.

[–]malewhitestudent 3 points4 points ago

be the carrot

[–]SkippyWagner 1 point2 points ago

He's been cast for the new Watership Down movie.

[–]rishicourtflower 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a coney had an affair with a scottish terrier.

[–]wolfthewhoozzy 1 point2 points ago

I want one...just to glue katanas to the back of it.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a schnauzer.

[–]Amicar 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know Pei Mei had a bunny!

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

you must be both the carrot and the lettuce, young grass hopper.

[–]whiskeymikie 1 point2 points ago

He just looks like he possesses infinite wisdom

[–]HoodRichJanitor 1 point2 points ago

Sensei say... he who build fence twice, make shitty repost

Now paint fence again. Up, down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well, if you don't like meme's your going to hate the front page tomorrow

[–]JamoWRage 0 points1 point ago

If you don't like memes, you can unsub from r/adviceanimals...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Didn't say me....

[–]JamoWRage 0 points1 point ago

I was talking to whoever you were talking to... the general reader. How you doin' general reader? Hope you're having a good time =)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

my bad friend, my bad

[–]radiobearr 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a miniature schnauzer.

[–]nellapoo 1 point2 points ago

Its a hynerian bunny.

[–]TheThingy 1 point2 points ago

I want to smoke weed with this rabbit

[–]Good_Housekeeping 1 point2 points ago

looks similar to a miniature schnauzer i used to have

[–]2of10wouldnotbang 1 point2 points ago

Usagi Sensei

[–]Vicskimmer 1 point2 points ago

Straight out of Watership Down. General Woundwort

[–]tittysprinkler 1 point2 points ago

Wow you really start to contemplate the world as we know it when staring at that picture for too long.

[–]Gates9 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why its a "sensei".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Se7en_Sinner, there's something fucky with you and I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

[–]botany111 1 point2 points ago

[–]frommycube 2 points3 points ago

[–]AlphaRedditor 1 point2 points ago

Quickly as you can, snatch the carrot from my hand.

[–]Sikendo 1 point2 points ago

The ent rabbit :D

[–]alrightythen7 0 points1 point ago

Never give up! Trust your instincts!

[–]wififreq 0 points1 point ago

All I can think is Diabeetus!

[–]BlockoManWINS 0 points1 point ago

threarah

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure that's a rabbit?

[–]guydudebrah 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows that all sensei are are giant rats with a fondness for renaissance artists

[–]kolossal 0 points1 point ago

Shit, now I want one.

[–]KickinInShangers 0 points1 point ago

gong

[–]steviep23 0 points1 point ago

Scoot over skeptical 3rd world child...

[–]random314 0 points1 point ago

Carrot-kata master. Black belt 10th Den.

[–]JEWTHEMUP 0 points1 point ago

"WAX ON WABBIT"

[–]2dollarb 0 points1 point ago

And you. You we shall call, Merlin.

Now take off that silly outfit!

[–]tankenka 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Pols Voice.

[–]SpeakerOfTheDead 0 points1 point ago

When the going gets tough, Do a Barrel Roll.

[–]DrJeckylMrHyde 0 points1 point ago

My childhood teacher in the art of hyoho was an esteemed rabbit from Brooklyn. A master of contention, creator of the modern American art of war. A bunny of legend, of strategy, a veteran of many wars ancient and mechanical.

The Master, Buggs- sama, is gone. The Master lives ( in the Golden collection- everything post Mel Blanc is shite). Buggs will rise again.

[–]guenther_ 0 points1 point ago

It's the Easter island bunny

[–]iatethefruit 0 points1 point ago

Farscape anyone?

[–]Goldd 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a "Smashing Rabbit"

[–]Cross88 0 points1 point ago

Use bombs wisely!

[–]echo_of_death 0 points1 point ago

where are his eyes man?

[–]Thisisopposite 0 points1 point ago

The force is wise with this one.

[–]UnfunnyBunnies 0 points1 point ago

He's Peppy's brother in law that the family pretends doesn't exist.

[–]Truebadour 0 points1 point ago

Somebody give this man a light saber.

[–]Squid_Rofel 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on this, and was surprised that there was, in fact, a picture of a rabbit that looks like Sensei. I really have no idea what I was expecting.

[–]Cobra_Viperdarthmaul 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious, where did you find the rabbit at?

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus rabbit

[–]cplaz 0 points1 point ago

  1. This rabbit is like 80;
  2. This rabbit is SO VERY WISE.

[–]mt_matt7 0 points1 point ago

Thats a cool rabbit is this a lion head?

[–]Hanaisspectacular 0 points1 point ago

yeah, a single main lion head

[–]tylerherpden 0 points1 point ago

Words from my father after seeing this: "Ha! What a stupid looking thing. He's got eyebrows! Heh heh."

[–]kienmas 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha best rabbit ever seen!

[–]relax_im_here 0 points1 point ago

meet the next internet meme...

[–]KoGJazz 0 points1 point ago

Master, teach me the way of the hop.

[–]Sassyfox2 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he has "Lynch eyebrows".

[–]alostsoldier 0 points1 point ago

Out with the cats. In with the Rabbits.

[–]AragornCyborg 0 points1 point ago

Kick! Punch! it's all in the mind, if you wanna test me I'm sure you'll find the things I'll teach ya' are sure to beat ya', But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacha now. Kick! Punch! Chop! and Block!

[–]shnnrr 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't that guy an Onion??

[–]NorthWestSouthWest 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves. New meme is coming.

[–]GuyFleegman 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's General Woundwort.

[–]mrbowman1 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss story.

[–]nuk_longhorn 0 points1 point ago

Awwwwwwww

[–]publord 0 points1 point ago

Yotz

[–]skymotion 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves, the Sensei Rabbit Memes are coming.

[–]Droidiq 0 points1 point ago

If this rabbit came to me and started talking. I would not be surprised at all. With that face evrything is fucking possible.

[–]ICEFARMER 0 points1 point ago

Grasshopper, When you can snatch the carrot from my mouth, it will be time for you to leave.

[–]harrypotterseyebrow 0 points1 point ago

brace yourselves...a new meme is on its way...

[–]jsr0213 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus

[–]PicopicoEMD 0 points1 point ago

Meme out of this in 3, 2, 1...

[–]mshanlon94 0 points1 point ago

That looks like schnauzer fucked a rabbit

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Who wants the rabbit as his pet? No? You're a racist!

[–]gonnaDieOnTheCrapper 0 points1 point ago

just typing something generic to remind myself of the user name i'm currently using...

[–]Thopterthallid 0 points1 point ago

Peppy hare

[–]mariololo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the outcome from the intercourse of a hare and a schnauzer

[–]SenatorStuartSmalley 0 points1 point ago

I thought that I would see Nigel Thornberry for sure.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

There is no 'try', only 'hop'.

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a Watership Down character.

[–]Oroborus 0 points1 point ago

Usagi-sensei~

[–]GaryV83 0 points1 point ago

Usagi Yojimbo - The Older Years

[–]Sddykstr 0 points1 point ago

Look, a ..... Jap rabbit....

[–]MadCap1987 0 points1 point ago

Is his Surname, Milia?

As in, Sensei Milia.

...I'll let myself out.

[–]a4moondoggy 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit look at it! Do they come like this?

[–]madmonkeymud 0 points1 point ago

Usagi Yojimbo

[–]youlookdumb 0 points1 point ago

I think it kinda looks like a dog.

[–]jenx67 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an Englishman from Gunga Dinh.

[–]len0re 0 points1 point ago

What type of rabbit is this?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out -1 points0 points ago

Aww sooowww yun gwasshoppaaaaa...

[–]mangoman2 0 points1 point ago

The r/trees mascot

[–]TooLazyForAnything 0 points1 point ago

/r/aww is leaking!

[–]YouAreAllPretentious 0 points1 point ago

Be as carrot...rigid yet flexible, nutritious yet disgusting...

[–]BlockoManWINS 1 point2 points ago

who the fuck doesnt like carrots? i eat them raw

[–]Bin4ryB4ndit 0 points1 point ago

I like how I'm probably the only one who is botherd by this: Technically you'd have to write "Rabbit Sensei"

[–]oshikko -1 points0 points ago

copy paste from https://twitter.com/bunnybuddhism/ add to image, instant karma.

[–]toodrunktoocare -1 points0 points ago

I have one of those in cat: http://www.imgur.com/W0x4O.jpg

[–]telfman123 -2 points-1 points ago

He looks just like a wise Asian man.

[–]aeyuth 1 point2 points ago

hence the sensei

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Makabaer 0 points1 point ago

Oh really? Nah... there must be another reason for the sensei title and jokes....

[–]NathanArizona -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Ceejae -1 points0 points ago

Haha! Look at him with his stupid.. uh...

Haha!

[–]jackskelingtonz -1 points0 points ago

Dude that thing is creepy as hell.

[–]wigglemania -1 points0 points ago

Oh great, incoming meme and endless reposts.

[–]vicoli -1 points0 points ago

Diabeetus

[–]JamoWRage -1 points0 points ago

eat carrots they said. good for your eyes they said.

[–]tvisforbabyboomers -1 points0 points ago

haaaaaaachachacha

[–]DJKarJy -1 points0 points ago

[–]Tulumbo -1 points0 points ago

TMNT

[–]Janky_Pants -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, I hate it!

[–]dArN0k -2 points-1 points ago