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[–]SPMex760 7 points8 points ago

meme =/= rage face

[–]shtef2012[S] 0 points1 point ago

Noticed that too late, my mistake.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 3 points4 points ago

That should come in handy...

[–]drexlspivy 2 points3 points ago

Apparently switching up handed-ness is beneficial. When you switch hands doing routine tasks like brushing teeth and such, it's stimulates more areas of your brain much like playing the piano or another artistic thingy.

So good on you.

[–]Text5825 0 points1 point ago

So what we learned here today folks is fapping is an artistic thing.

[–]lexi123456789000 1 point2 points ago

[–]frommyeyez 1 point2 points ago

Once a female co-worker said to me : i wish i was ambidextrous like you so i answered : I had to exercise my left hand allot to become ambidextrous. An awkward moment followed.

[–]Zakarias1911 0 points1 point ago

Well i got that from drawing alot.

[–]Kavyle 0 points1 point ago

You draw alots too? =D That's my favorite Hyperbole in a Half character-thing!

[–]sol96 0 points1 point ago

i can shoot a basketball lefthanded now

[–]Nightmare13 0 points1 point ago

Great now you have changed my thoughts on ambidextrous forever.

[–]andified 0 points1 point ago

i must start fapping left handed... Starting today

[–]Demoniclol 0 points1 point ago

"All the fapping made me ambidextrous!" is what the last slide says for the colorblind... Use green man...

[–]huntewiden 0 points1 point ago

Test it by writing your name left handed and trying to make it not look like a 2 year old did it.

[–]jcorn3 -1 points0 points ago

I like how you busted out the mirrored keyboard too.

[–]POLYMERIZED-TREE-SAP -1 points0 points ago

dm;f

[–]shtef2012[S] 2 points3 points ago

May you, kind sir/ma'am, please explain the meaning of "dm;f" to me?

[–]J_Anthony 3 points4 points ago

Doesn't mattter;fapped
Parody of Doesn't matter;had sex (DM;HS)

[–]shtef2012[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you very much.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons -1 points0 points ago

Handy. I see what you did there.

[–]Exterrobang -1 points0 points ago

Welp, time to start fapping with my left hand.

[–]Cruxion -2 points-1 points ago

i was ambidextrous without having to fap, your argument is now invalid.

[–]dheinzen2 1 point2 points ago

And not everyone is ambidextrous when they're born. The argument was valid