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[–]trol1l 23 points24 points ago

imagine how much confetti is laying in house by now. if he gets to the front page I bet he will suffocate.

[–]priorit 2 points3 points ago

glitter bomb!

[–]CheesyNinja96 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say the same thing and get top comment sigh

I guess I'll settle for second...

[–]trol1l 1 point2 points ago

can you share comment karma if not I will up vote 11 comments just for you I'm gonna be the nicest redditor ever

[–]dtriplemc 15 points16 points ago

Upvote #1. Enjoy!

[–]D371C19US[S] 18 points19 points ago

And you have one in return!

[–]WEASEL_DEVOURER 7 points8 points ago

UPVOTE PARTY!

[–]D371C19US[S] 4 points5 points ago

[–]neobyte999 1 point2 points ago

Can I join in? I'll bring the orange soda!!!

[–]WEASEL_DEVOURER 0 points1 point ago

YES! ORANGE SODA FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

[–]neobyte999 0 points1 point ago

Who loves orange soda?

[–]smokeydesperado 7 points8 points ago

Technically you start out with an upvote from yourself, so you sir are #2, still respectable.

[–]cpt_douchebag 5 points6 points ago

good gosh i love children's hospital :)

[–]the-finisher2 2 points3 points ago

I wonder what will happen when he get's to 400

[–]D371C19US[S] 9 points10 points ago

When I woke up I shit my pants

[–]frederiksbrugernavn 1 point2 points ago

I expect to see a video of OP doing something even more wild than in that .gif now.

[–]bluestones 1 point2 points ago

whats it like when your post makes it over 500 upvotes?

[–]gosulan 1 point2 points ago

For me it was similar to the feeling after the first time i had sex... like a sense of massive accomplishment

[–]bluestones 0 points1 point ago

if this is true i should go harvest my cats karma now....

[–]jdlee3 1 point2 points ago

well your gonna need a lot of confetti EDIT: *you're

[–]lnenad 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but this guy always hits my funny bone, he doesn't even have to do anything.

[–]mykelm 0 points1 point ago

What happens when it doesn't get that much.

[–]jdiggity 0 points1 point ago

Fabu

[–]Ceejae 0 points1 point ago

This was up to 745 when I clicked so I had to watch this loop 149 times. I want my time back OP.

[–]NoTimeLikeToday 0 points1 point ago

I met that guy in a bar once. It was fun. Rob from Best Week Ever.

[–]gatorbite92 0 points1 point ago

Geez. By now you must be at full on Rip Taylor level...

[–]PlanningMyDeath 0 points1 point ago

I got like five one day. Best day of my life.

[–]Dubskowski 0 points1 point ago

Well you out did you self this time.

[–]gorbly 0 points1 point ago

[–]springerfinger 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted everybody in thread as to make everyone throw confetti.

[–]Toast_with_the_Most 0 points1 point ago

Pocket glitter!

[–]therightclique 0 points1 point ago

Please don't use Rob Huebel for your meme spam.

[–]freezway 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, I have like 8 posts with exactly 4.

[–]randomman02 0 points1 point ago

That's me getting just one....

[–]Background_nose -1 points0 points ago

Why do you people upvote this?! WHY?!

[–]bleunt -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me of a small live show I was on. A rapper called Buck 65 performed. And during the chorus of one song, he threw glitter in the air just like that. It was awesome.

[–]BlackHilter -4 points-3 points ago

I down voted you at first then felt bad so I closed my eye and hit upvote.

[–]Seanjohn2800 -3 points-2 points ago

HO-LY SHIT...I don't think this is a repost!

[–]MoonOnyxJewls -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Paulus81 -5 points-4 points ago

Posts about down/upvotes are lame and old and lame.

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

You said lame twice.

[–]Paulus81 -1 points0 points ago

Wanted to stress how lame the lameness of them have become.

[–]elmombaker 0 points1 point ago

not as bad as comments wining about post not being to your standard.

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

Not wHining about posts, just continually amazed at what the Beiber Generation finds "funny." /Kicks children out of yard, then steals their baseball.

[–]elmombaker 0 points1 point ago

sorry, what did I just read?