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[–]Bluefreakbob 116 points117 points ago

So God was about a [7] when he was creating the world.

[–]Nomiss 89 points90 points ago

Fucking platypus...

[–]question-sleep 52 points53 points ago

Must have been a [9] when coming up with the blob fish.

[–]Nomiss 55 points56 points ago

The blob fish just looks like what happens when something accustomed to living in high pressure gets that pressure removed from it on the surface.

The platypus on the other hand makes me think of him sitting in a sesh circle. "Hey... hey guys. I've got an idea, right. We take an aquatic mammal, right. And we'll make it lay eggs, but also raise its young on milk. It won't look like a mammal though, we will give it a birds eating appendage to go with the eggs, ok. Not only will we give it something that looks like a bird we'll make this mofo venomous too, how does that sound guys ? Its good right ? Guys ? Awwwwww, c'mon you guys are mean pass me the bowl"

[–]CheeeeEEEEse 26 points27 points ago

They don't have nipples for the milk either. They excrete it through their skin. That whole animal is completely WTF.

[–]davekingofrock 8 points9 points ago

I wonder, is there a creationist platypus argument I haven't heard of? There's gotta be...I must google now.

[–]Cpt_Kirks_Waffles 13 points14 points ago

Platypus are actually gods.

Edit: the appropriate plural. Whether you believe that to be platypi, platypuses, or platypus.

[–]Aussie_Batman 2 points3 points ago

Australia! Fuckin' Oath!

[–]classy_barbarian 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure the correct term is actually "platypi"

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[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

Nope, no evolution here.

[–]Golden-Calf 16 points17 points ago

That's how all early mammals did it. Milk is just modified sweat, and nipples are modified sweat glands. Platypuses are just a little more primitive.

[–]dhicks3 53 points54 points ago

Science alert! I am absolutely fascinated by evolution, which is why I got an MS in it:

One of my favorite professors outlined an experiment where he compared a marsupial and a placental mammal of comparable sizes as to their energy expenditures. One of the main differences between placental mammals (normal type, no pouches/eggs) and marsupials (pouched) has been one of increasing gestation (mother --> baby via blood) time versus lactation time (mother --> baby via milk).

Milk was one of the big innovations of the mammals, but it surprisingly turns out to have been a rather bad idea compared to sustained internal development, which some other groups exhibit. It would seem advantageous at first, because it is remarkable in allowing the mother to rather passively nourish her young, but it (unsurprisingly) turns out to cost a bit of energy to turn your bloodborne nutrients into milk.

This is the reason why we only find the marsupials and the monotremes (eggs) in Australia. The evolution of the more efficient placental mammals occurred while Australia was isolated away, so it's the only place they weren't entirely outcompeted by their new kin. Mammals were predisposed to exploit certain available niches, and the similarity between competing placental-marsupial pairs always worked out in the placentals' favor.

Similarly, monotremes are even more inefficient than the marsupials in that they retain the ancestral reptilian egg-laying life history, whereby the young must develop in part without any active maternal support, and hereafter rely solely on milk as well. This is why there are only three monotreme species today, whereas at some point in the past, they comprised all of them. Evolution in action.

Or, we could just throw up our hands and say "God did it this way." Or, we could realize that evolution as we know it today has no need of divine intervention, and is sufficient to explain the real diversity of past and living species. Knowing this sort of thing is exciting, whereas a purely religious dead-end viewpoint seems much less so.

[–]l0khi 9 points10 points ago

This is such an insightful comment and I read the whole thing. Thank you!

[–]vishnufrijoles 3 points4 points ago

Fascinating! However, we do have one resident marsupial here in the States - the opossum! Any special reason why they're the only marsupial to thrive here, and so far away from the rest of them? Was is just chance?

[–]dhicks3 1 point2 points ago

This is true: you do still find the odd marsupial spread across the world, especially in the Americas, where the placental mammals spread to last after crossing the Bering land bridge. Other than Australia, South America was the last big refuge of the marsupials, and they've still got little things like the r/aww/-worthy monito del monte. You also find the odd rare marsupial isolated on Caribbean islands, like the rather frightening R.O.U.S. Cuban solenodon. Evolution isn't by any means an instantaneous process, and these guys, sad to say, are likely the last remaining survivors in line to be replaced by superior placental competitors. Neat, but sad.

[–]vishnufrijoles 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for explaining! I had no clue about those southern and central American marsupials, so the whole thing makes a lot more sense to me now. After mentioning the opossum I decided to visit Wikipedia - evidently these are really hardy animals, too. Poor guys deserve a medal for sticking it out with us placental mammals for so long. Maybe off-topic, but it also blew my mind to find out that they only live about 2-4 years.

[–]Zarcorp 4 points5 points ago

If only I could up-vote more than once.

[–]NotStarbucks 4 points5 points ago

This is kinda off topic, but whats the job market like for degree in the study of evolution? I'm absolutely fascinated by it.

[–]Impulse3 3 points4 points ago

Yes please answer this question. I'm curious too.

[–]DeaconOrlov 1 point2 points ago

With an MS you teach generally. Zoos and museums aren't bad bets either though.

[–]dhicks3 0 points1 point ago

Well, the degree track was actually titled "Ecology and Evolutionary Biology." Evolution is nothing but the long-term response of species populations to living in a changing environment. There are of course, many of my friends using it for a career in academia (theory/fieldwork/wetlabs/museums,etc), but it's also applicable to secondary education, science policy, forestry, conservation, EPA, Fish & Widlife, the list goes on.

As for me, the most fascinating aspect has been more genetic/morphological, and so I'm excited to have the opportunity to study embryology when I start med school in about a month. So, there's another big career option.

[–]NotStonedItsMyADD 1 point2 points ago

This comment reminded me that I'm not in r/trees anymore..

[–]LiminalMask 2 points3 points ago

Robin Williams does a bit like this. "Tom Waits says there's no Devil, there's only God when he drinks. If he drinks, you think he might get stoned? Look at a platypus, I think you might think he might."

[–]ravenouscraving 0 points1 point ago

No melting required. It looks just like Ziggy.

[–]jackp0t08 3 points4 points ago

Must have been at a [10] when creating mosquitoes

[–]CyberVillian 9 points10 points ago

"Haha, I'm going to make mosquitoes. The trolls of the earth"

[–]RickSHAW_Tom 15 points16 points ago

I fucking hate those fucking fucks.

[–]Smoke_n_Mirrors 1 point2 points ago

Did you know, if all the mosquitoes were to die out...it would not have any negative effect on any ecosystem?

[–]Skarmotastic 2 points3 points ago

Well then why wait?

[–]aeyuth 1 point2 points ago

no i do not know that. how do you know that?

[–]dudley-vs-mothy 1 point2 points ago

NOOO The funk is dead!

[–]HookDragger 0 points1 point ago

Which explains how physics is full of magic numbers.

[–]QuelleDommage 0 points1 point ago

The guy who made this poster was probably at a [8] when he typed it up.

[–]Lunchbox753 -1 points0 points ago

So one could say that God created the Earth in [7] daze...

[–]Foofnar 77 points78 points ago

No. No you fucking didn't. You took a picture from the internet to karma whore.

Proof 1
Proof 2

[–]JeanLucSkywalker 5 points6 points ago

Aw snap.

[–]gornky 3 points4 points ago

recignized it right away.

[–]magicalmilk 44 points45 points ago

Fucking gems everywhere man

[–]VyseofArcadia 5 points6 points ago

It's like I'm playing Super Puzzle Fighter in here.

[–]Mr_Tulip 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love Super Puzzle Fighter!

[–]Cynical_Lurker 6 points7 points ago

They are truly truly outrageous.

[–]Porcupine_Tree 94 points95 points ago

Laughed, but you used "this gem"

[–]BullwinkleB 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly, I cringe when I see it now.

[–]Noddy93 0 points1 point ago

hey.... it's a new nets to me what is the thrill of "gem". (i'm old, closer to death than life... help me out and splain)

[–]thorneedsahaircut 1 point2 points ago

It has become cliche to use "found this gem" and other overused phrases in reddit titles. We think it's hilarious.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

i really think reddit needs an r9k subreddit.

[–]squiremarcus 19 points20 points ago

sudden clarity clarence Moses really DID see a burning bush

[–]Wondering_Wandering 5 points6 points ago

The bush Moses saw was an Acacia and is highly hallucinogenic.

He really did see a burning bush and he really did 'see' god.

[–]AL_CaPWN422 2 points3 points ago

It just so happened that he saw it beyond his nose.

[–]Mythodiir 1 point2 points ago

To be honest everything in mainstream religion can be rationalized because religion is built up on fabrication. There's usually a more logical explanation for events display in religion, of course large portions of religion can be fabricated, or bent beyond recognition so it takes a deeper look to see what really happened. At the end of the day religion was created by a highly pious or deceitful person and their possible co conspirators and their teachings were relayed to incredibly gullible people who would've fell for pretty much anything. Moses could've climbed up a mountain and gotten high but it's just as likely someone wrote up the tale of Moses for their own personal gain; the most obvious being to remove all other deities other than Ywhw from the Hebrew religion.

[–]squiremarcus 0 points1 point ago

your assuming that these people are dicietful. i allways assumed that they were crazy (schizophrenics often believe they are god or messengers of god).

[–]Mythodiir 1 point2 points ago

That's why I mention they can be one of two types of people; overly pious, or deceitful. Overly pious doesn't necessarily suggest insane but insanity could lead to such a trait. I'd imagine most religious figures throughout history who had taught their teachings to the people of the time where either delusional, insane, or just plain lying through their teeth.

[–]squiremarcus 0 points1 point ago

i misread, as "highly pious and deceitful" my bad

[–]bartbart 8 points9 points ago

Stop saying "saw this gem."

[–]1010011010 4 points5 points ago

Anyone got a nice, printable version of that?

[–]cerebraklex 1 point2 points ago

AND A WHOLE LOTTA POT

[–]yo_tambien 5 points6 points ago

i do not see a precious stone in this picture.

[–]Bigpappapunk 9 points10 points ago

[–]Methlete 5 points6 points ago

He is also late on all of his child support payments.

[–]CaveExplorer 17 points18 points ago

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[–]taffysaur 1 point2 points ago

she's truly, truly outrageous.

[–]Digipatd 0 points1 point ago

Whooa, GEM!

[–]KingSourDiesel 0 points1 point ago

[–]Watch_Me_Get_Downvot 2 points3 points ago

This is horribly sacrilegious and just awful. You're all going to hell, just like the Westboro Baptist Church says!

[–]Seattle_Tucsonan 2 points3 points ago

It's always a fucking gem.

[–]etc0x 5 points6 points ago

Stop it with the whole 'gem' thing.

[–]Quacktastic69 20 points21 points ago

Wow, what a GEM. You really NAILED IT. YOURE DOING IT RIGHT.

Really though, shut up with this gem bullshit. You're capable of an original title.

[–]ohok1 10 points11 points ago

posting this comment to r/gems

[–]Quacktastic69 2 points3 points ago

Just went there. I don't get it.

[–]Mr_Tulip 0 points1 point ago

That is truly outrageous.

[–]IHeartAmber 5 points6 points ago

My wife posted this comment to /r/atheism but doesn't think it's very good. What does reddit think?

[–]x3tripleace3x 2 points3 points ago

No you didn't.

[–]Valknut 8 points9 points ago

You said "This Gem".

You disgust me.

[–]julessciii 4 points5 points ago

Sorry, but, father's*

[–]thefinksployed 8 points9 points ago

I have to admit, I laughed even though I don't believe in a god.

"Nature" or, alternatively, "Mother Nature" would also have sufficed, but either gets the point across.

[–]Dsesh 19 points20 points ago

Pretty sure it's making fun of the absurdity of both believing in god and keeping cannabis illegal.

[–]orange_blue 2 points3 points ago

I'm not at all against marijuana, but I just don't get the whole "it's good because it's natural" argument. I mean, poison berries are natural, but you sure as fuck don't want to eat them.

[–]d0nu7 1 point2 points ago

It's not the "it's good because it's natural" argument, it's the, "it's natural so how can it be illegal" argument. I mean, what if the government wanted to outlaw birds? It's absurd.

[–]Dsesh 0 points1 point ago

It's both natural and less harmful than most, if not all, synthesized pharmaceuticals.

I also don't think people should be put in prison for heroin or cocaine or acid so it's not that "natural" argument that comes to mind for me.

[–]libertyfrog 0 points1 point ago

Most marijuana users are smart enough to know that it is "good" in moderation, like alcohol (but it is much safer and healthier than alcohol).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Why is it absurd?

The bible makes it pretty clear early on that just because god made something, it doesn't mean he wants humans to consume it. See Adam and Eve and forbidden fruit.

Seems like it's making fun of a principle that has nothing to do with Christianity.

[–]Dsesh 0 points1 point ago

So you believe in god? or that cannabis should be illegal? or am i stupid for being under the impression that the forbidden fruit was a one of a kind thing?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm not particularly religious and don't really have any strong views on cannabis either way but that's irrelevant really (except for ad hominems purposes).

Forbidden fruit and temptation in general is a fairly strong theme in Christianity (so strong that forbidden fruit is a commonly used metaphor, even outside of churches), I've not really ever seen anything about Christianity that portrays a message of "if god made it, you are ok to enjoy it as much as you want". A lot of branches largely give an opposite message.

Plus there's the whole "the devil did it to tempt man" thing.

[–]Ulfhedin 5 points6 points ago

Mother Nature would be just another god...

[–]Mythodiir 0 points1 point ago

You mean to say goddess. The title mother implies female.

Woah, look at me correcting people like this. I'm on a roll.

[–]BolshevikMuppet 7 points8 points ago

Would I be harshing on everyone's vibe if I pointed out that the marijuana currently used as a drug is actually genetically modified through breeding?

[–]Inittornit 10 points11 points ago

that sounds an awful lot like evilution

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 3 points4 points ago

Ah... yes... Evil-lution... the process by which we all turn bald and develop maniacal laughing skills... MUAHAHAHAHA

[–]ChaosChaser 2 points3 points ago

Not at all. Armchair biologist/botanist here, who is able to eat, thanks to selective breeding. :D Though no props for pharmacology today, for developing an antidepressant whose side effects include loss of appetite, vomiting, and thus potential weightloss. -_-;;

[–]IHeartAmber 1 point2 points ago

Today you learned that drug development is not a simple process.

[–]ChaosChaser 0 points1 point ago

I knew there was a reason I hated Organic Chemistry in college!

[–]question-sleep 10 points11 points ago

So are dogs. God hates dogs.

[–]AL_CaPWN422 2 points3 points ago

Well, they are his opposite in English.

[–]hoppyfrog 2 points3 points ago

mmmm breeding...

[–]snakefoot 3 points4 points ago

By definition, any organism which reproduces sexually is being genetically modified through breeding. What is your point?

[–]Band_Aid_Man 6 points7 points ago

I believe he is touching on a couple points.

  • Many marijuana users believe marijuana is all natural, and follow the all natural fallacy that states, "Anything Natural is Good; Manmade is BAD."

  • Genetically Modified Organisms are really just humanity taking a shortcut in evolution. This happens in the lab and through "natural" breeding.

  • Just like with every crop and domesticated animal around us, marijuana's evolution was guided by humans, which puts it in the EVIL category by organic/naturopaths.

I may be completely wrong, and invite BolshevikMuppet to explain his post.

Since I'm at a steady [4] while answering, I must admit that weed would be awesome even if its evolution were guided by scientists rather than our rock-chipping ancestors.

[–]AirshipAtamis -2 points-1 points ago

Genetically Modified Organisms are really just humanity taking a shortcut in evolution.

False, when a typical genetic modification happens through science it usually involves taking a gene from one species (ie a fish) and implanting into into the sequence of another (plant) giving it some trait that would be impossible for that organism to evolve naturally. Much like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w437uQf_A7c

[–]Znsale01 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen that I got quite the laugh

[–]skulldragon3200 1 point2 points ago

"Conspirator" is spelled wrong.

[–]willfe42 0 points1 point ago

There must be some rule/law that states anyone who thinks up and designs a clever sign must be unable to use a spell checker and have a poor command of the language's grammar and syntax.

[–]matter_of_time 1 point2 points ago

Isn't it strange that 'Christ' didn't catch on as a surname?

[–]downtown_vancouver 0 points1 point ago

Well it never was a surname. They really called him "Jesus the Christ".

[–]matter_of_time 1 point2 points ago

not sure if bullshit or....

[–]matter_of_time 1 point2 points ago

I suppose i could read up on this. But that would mean reading the bible. The bible is on my reading list, it's just behind twilight. waiting till it goes on sale.

[–]downtown_vancouver 0 points1 point ago

Or u could just Google. "Christ" means "Anointed One".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus#Etymology_of_name

They didn't really have surnames back then the way we do. He would have been called Jesus-son-of-Joseph, or Jesus-of-the-House-of-David, or Jesus-from-Nazareth at the time. Later on they called him Jesus-the-Anointed-One.

[–]queenlioness 1 point2 points ago

haha yesss. thank you. yes.

[–]mapparu 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin gems, bro.

[–]the_mad_felcher 1 point2 points ago

They didn't need to put a real phone number since there will be no sightings.

[–]theflyingburritto 1 point2 points ago

Forty million dollars!!!!!

[–]billyup 1 point2 points ago

While I hate this argument, I love this flyer.

[–]adamf7u12 1 point2 points ago

Atheists for pot- because nonbelievers should be stoned.

[–]The_Wisest_of_Fools 1 point2 points ago

I think that's a fake number.

[–]tikcuf12 -1 points0 points ago

It is. I saw Jesus on a piece of toast this morning and when I called to report it I got a phone sex line. $300 later I still hadn't gotten to talk to a cop, but man did I bust one hell of a nut.

[–]mojoxrisen 1 point2 points ago

I come across these bulletins as well. I also chuckle because it reinforces my belief that I am of superior intellegence and greater moral fiber than those filthy, ignorant Christians.

Once my chuckle is over, I tip my fedora and stroll to my room to spend the rest of the night listening to music no one has ever heard of and browsing r/atheism, trading humerous and witty posts with other like minded superior intellectuals.

[–]zeldachick182 1 point2 points ago

Well whoever created illegal plants... Thanks.

[–]Aoladari 1 point2 points ago

slowclap

[–]thedistrict3 2 points3 points ago

lol "police state"

these people need to stop crying

[–]ElectricG 3 points4 points ago

You are obviously a paid shill. Marijuana is only banned because it makes people see the truth about the Illuminati. Not to mention hemp coasters will solve the global financial crisis. Gosh you are so naive.

[–]makattak88 0 points1 point ago

I hate the word "gosh". Just fucking say it. We all know what you meant.

[–]amsid 1 point2 points ago

Gonna print this out and post them... everywhere.

[–]needtoknowmore 0 points1 point ago

[–]silentmelodies 0 points1 point ago

We are the one's who made weed illegal, I'm sure theists just think that god intended for us to smoke the stuff and that we are going against god's will by banning it.

[–]Danez 0 points1 point ago

If only reasonable arguments could be presented reasonably. . .

[–]FreeThinkerLee 0 points1 point ago

Good luck trying to find them.

[–]majik655 0 points1 point ago

Thats way too many numbers for a phone number!

[–]fartographer 0 points1 point ago

sin semilla

[–]Whiskey_Fred 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping an r/trees post made the front page. I am disappoint.

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

You forgot some dude nicknamed the Holy Ghost...those three form the Cartel called the Holy Trinity

[–]Zeugirdor994 0 points1 point ago

What if this wasn't intended to be a joke, and the person who put this up legitimately believed two people calling themselves God and Jesus were behind the existence of cannabis?

[–]Nightwing11 0 points1 point ago

i was expecting more.... this is lame

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/sbhri/came_across_this_outside_my_dorm/

welp... i posted this a little while ago, pretty sure it was not on his campus...

[–]scorpion7 1 point2 points ago

It can be on two different campuses.

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

of course, but its the same picture sir.

[–]montresor2 0 points1 point ago

some out there please with your awesome computer skills make this a legit printable flyer

[–]CharlesDingus 0 points1 point ago

"So I blaze up the chronic so I can get high,

I promise I'll smoke chronic til' the day that I die"

-Carl Sagan, 1998

[–]matis_keynell 0 points1 point ago

Actually Jesus commited acts of piracy, pirating bread, fish & wine.

[–]Jaredismyname 0 points1 point ago

Of course, because he didn't own the copyright?

[–]Frigg1nAwesome 0 points1 point ago

This is funny on multiple levels.

[–]Stitmn76 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit. Repost.

[–]replieswithclowns 0 points1 point ago

[–]thekonny 0 points1 point ago

Only problem with appealing to christians with this is that God is all about artbitary rules. First thing he did after making the earth was impose dietary restrictions

[–]danielberube 0 points1 point ago

le sigh. This is the "proof" people use to show Atheists are idiots on here.

[–]painperdu 0 points1 point ago

God is an irresponsible dick!

[–]Jaredismyname 0 points1 point ago

letting us learn the hard way doesn't make him irresponsible

[–]painperdu 0 points1 point ago

Yes it does. He has the power to implant the knowledge that he so chooses and he doesn't. Instead, he allows us to suffer by his own doing.

[–]Jaredismyname 0 points1 point ago

that would basically eliminate free will

[–]DoubleA16 -2 points-1 points ago

This is stupid.

[–]downtown_vancouver 3 points4 points ago

So is that.

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[–]jwolf227 1 point2 points ago

Its clearly poking a little fun at Christianity too, but good naturedly. "reports suggest he may have risen again".

I honestly would not be surprised if this was written by an atheist.

[–]stillbatting1000 -1 points0 points ago

As a Christian pot-smoker, amen!! Love it!!

[–]pebble1986 -4 points-3 points ago

Yes I'm sure God put an illegal status on everything we find illegal today. Keep in mind that marijuana was once completely legal and deemed by our government a necessity to produce by farmers because of its 5000+ textiles.... UN-educated people are what make me laugh.

[–]meAndb 3 points4 points ago

United-Nations Educated people?

[–]namith 6 points7 points ago

No, the poster is intended to make fun of the police state that considers a plant that God created to be illegal.

[–]J_Jammer -1 points0 points ago

Cross?

Again, atheists have never read the Bible.

[–]Rcw80 0 points1 point ago

Actually, most atheists HAVE read the bible... Which is why they are atheist. The majority of them know it better than Christians!!

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

Not proven when you use cross that is NOT in the Bible at all.

[–]Allthisbravery -1 points0 points ago

SUCH A BRAVE POSTER!

[–]Purgatory_Dog -4 points-3 points ago

ever heard of satan, heretic?

[–]moonra_zk 2 points3 points ago

Ever heard that god is supposedly omnipotent? He lets satan do his stuff, he's responsible for it.

[–]theflyingburritto 0 points1 point ago

I love you.

[–]Purgatory_Dog 0 points1 point ago

Not in my bible. My true revision which i just recently completed says a lot of stuff about how satan is as satan does, and god is like a box of chocolates, where in this case jesus is the chocolates which makes sense because sometimes you get white jesus, sometimes you get baby black jesus, etc. my bible is basically the piece of paper inside the box that tells you where to find the jesus you're looking for

[–]moonra_zk 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]Purgatory_Dog 0 points1 point ago

wats have nothing to do with jesus the savior. please repent thankyou

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat

[–]variousrandomnoises 0 points1 point ago

Blame the parents.

[–]Mythodiir 0 points1 point ago

Satan's actually a really nice guy, he's just largely misunderstood.

[–]2of10wouldnotbang -2 points-1 points ago

Gems are truly outrageous

[–]elbruce -1 points0 points ago

Aargh, my pro-atheism and pro-weed stances are pitted against one another!

[–]Gravitasnotincluded -1 points0 points ago

No you didn't, this has been floating about the internet for years.

[–]mynickname86 -1 points0 points ago

So... I'm gonna put it out there... GOD did not make the plants illegal. He made the plants and the people. He gave people the free will to choose for themselves right and wrong. Man made drugs and other things that harmed others and man made it illegal.

[–]ExecThrowaway -1 points0 points ago

This is fucking stupid.

[–]Jaredismyname 1 point2 points ago

How exactly? It is clearly a joke unless the cops find God and Jesus.

[–]Elevate_IX -4 points-3 points ago

STOP SAYING GEM WHAT WILL IT TAKE. PLEASE. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.