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[–]bunglejerry 30 points31 points ago

How is the full stop at the end of a single proper name 'correct punctuation'?

[–]vinfx 54 points55 points ago

Who stole the cookies?

Edward.

Correct punctuation.

[–]angelsins 20 points21 points ago

Take that, bitch.

[–]Kasuli 5 points6 points ago

OG as fuck

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

I always new edward was a light-fingered gentry...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Fuck...knew. I always knew, ok?!?

[–]mischiefismychicken[S] 14 points15 points ago

I have no idea

[–]Warriorccc0 8 points9 points ago

Because it's the noun and is referring to the person he is talking to, I believe.

[–]Paulus81 -1 points0 points ago

Who owns the official book on grammar? Just saying that different English professors' stances on proper grammar sometimes differed.

[–]cazafex 0 points1 point ago

This is the exact reason why I hated English classes in school. Grading is entirely based on the teacher's opinion.

[–]bunglejerry 0 points1 point ago

Which makes the cartoon completely moot.

[–]woelff -1 points0 points ago

[–]Harold_Grundelson 5 points6 points ago

Something something slowpoke, something something DeLorean, something something dinosaur, repost.

[–]abom420 2 points3 points ago

Have you tried to have long drawn out conversations on a cell phone before they were keyboards? I thought not sir, I thought not.

[–]bakerg 1 point2 points ago

Repost:

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Legibility and Correct Punctuation... 0coms 0pts 1mo pics
That's how I roll... 1com 4pts 1dy funny
Graffiti 91coms 233pts 9mos funny
Always makes me smile! 86coms 1041pts 10mos comics
Proper Grammar 10coms 74pts 1yr funny
How Redditors Roll 4coms 7pts 1dy funny
Reddit Vs. The rest of the Internet 36coms 477pts 6mos funny
How I feel when someone on the Internet tells me being a Grammar Nazi is annoying 4coms 37pts 3mos funny
I saw it and knew it was for you Reddit... 6coms 45pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

● ><(((º>

[–]jerseyg67 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhh...it just feels right.

[–]Greglast 1 point2 points ago

Ramo wouldn't have worn an LA cap.

[–]strickerbytoby 0 points1 point ago

I'm no stickler for capitalization or commas.. but I rly do not feel inclined to conver$e via txt w ppl that type lyke dis

[–]dietbroccoli 4 points5 points ago

I'm a stickler for both. I know this because my face contorted upon reading the second half of your comment.

[–]Fwomp 0 points1 point ago

I reckon it's better without the caption at the bottom.

[–]0RPH 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the tagging scene from The Wackness. Anybody else?

[–]SujithV 0 points1 point ago

It says Riley wuz here!

[–]ANONANONONO -1 points0 points ago

This was my profile picture for my first 10 months of facebook.

[–]iamtheeggmanAMA 0 points1 point ago

Sick of these "how I feel" reaction shit. This one is decent but could you just maybe choose a more creative title?

[–]Suxout 1 point2 points ago

You know you've been posting on the chans too much when this looks like another captcha.

[–]TopsDrop 1 point2 points ago

this is cool. my name is Edward

[–]ebski94 -1 points0 points ago

girls are the worst

[–]Cuddly_Toy 0 points1 point ago

As an Edward, I approve.

[–]RFswitchBlade 0 points1 point ago

Ah, so it's that time of the week again.

[–]Cepheia 1 point2 points ago

why is that a .gif?

[–]curlyben 4 points5 points ago

GIF is efficient at encoding large areas of color. Animation is only one of its features.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 3 points4 points ago

[–]Cepheia -1 points0 points ago

.png for the lols.

[–]sturmeh 1 point2 points ago

That's still a gif. :\

[–]sgt_ep1k 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Its a .png.

[–]sturmeh 1 point2 points ago

Download it and open it in a hex editor, the header clearly states it's a GIF.

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 1 point2 points ago

It's a gif? Now we wait...

[–]MrMoonMan -2 points-1 points ago

I understand you're trying to use proper grammar in the title, but there is no need to capitalize every word in it.

[–]crazypotato4 7 points8 points ago

[–]StumbleBees 5 points6 points ago

I may be old school, but titles require capital first letters. Otherwise it's just a statement and has no place as a lead.

[–]KevinGenoves3 -1 points0 points ago

That's a stupid rule, it leads people to pronounce each single word distinctly instead of giving the idea of a sentence. This may just be me, but don't other people get bugged too?

[–]FkYeahVoltron 0 points1 point ago

RP... But a worthy one.