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[–]veggiepirate 6 points7 points ago

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But, don't you have to slice twice to get one piece of toast? The next time you get toast, one side will have already be previously toasted and cold. This is too much pressure, I'll just have a bagel.

[–]ejvind123 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Zoomerlawns 1 point2 points ago

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If this were a real product and it sold millions of units, bread companies would start selling bread unsliced, thereby creating a new saying, "Best thing since unsliced bread".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This toasts the bread.

[–]sidneyluke98 2 points3 points ago

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THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

[–]themalaka 0 points1 point ago

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I can't wait till I get my lightsaber bread knife.

[–]MEDIOCRE_PENIS 0 points1 point ago

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ToastSaber

[–]bunglejerry 0 points1 point ago

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Why that's exactly what I need for hash..., er, browns. For hash browns. In the morning. You know, with toast.

[–]transla70r 0 points1 point ago

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i feel like this is what light sabers used to be. Like it started out as a kitchen appliance and than one day some show off jedi was all like check this out. Than shot his force lighting at it and it did some crazy stuff.

[–]WardenStark 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and take my money!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now, only if we could find some unsliced bread…

[–]woofer212 0 points1 point ago

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you mean burns the bread thats way too dark