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[–]idownvoteallreposts 12 points13 points ago

Walken in a winter repostland...

[–]YourPostSucksGTFO 6 points7 points ago

"idownvoteallreposts?"

I tell people to GTFO if their post sucks...and it's usually because it's a repost.

It's time to unite.

[–]alphanumerica 0 points1 point ago

I see your walken post, and I raise you a repost...

[–]drdavidphd 1 point2 points ago

Young man....you are...enraging....me, Mr. Walken. With these....so called....reposts. Redundancy....not a good thing, my friend. It hurts...inside. Stop.....stop.....stop it. Please? Or else. Now....go play...papa needs...his medicine....

[–]ohhhthehugemanatee 2 points3 points ago

I'm waiting for Walken On Sunshine.

[–]6fast6furious 0 points1 point ago

[–]TimberWolf45 2 points3 points ago

[–]gumbwa 1 point2 points ago

[–]brutalproduct 0 points1 point ago

Touche.

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

Walken in Wonka's factory makes the most sense.

[–]success_whale 0 points1 point ago

I sang that in my head as I read it.

[–]MissesLee 2 points3 points ago

I prefer Walken singing it instead.

[–]sfjay 0 points1 point ago

[–]iadicicco -1 points0 points ago

Read this in his voice.

[–]letthesmokefly -2 points-1 points ago

I hate you... Now this song will never be the same.

[–]patislow -2 points-1 points ago

[–]housebrokenhobo -1 points0 points ago

I'm still waiting for Danson in the rain.