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When my mom asks me to take off my sunglasses to see if I'm high, but I already used eyes drops. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 333 points334 points ago

It's even better in reverse.

[–]Pumpkin_Alient 117 points118 points ago

ahaha this is the version where he didn't use eyedrops

[–]xXSalXx 13 points14 points ago

I'm trying not to wake up my wife with my laughter. Yes, that was funny!

[–]blink_again_bitch 5 points6 points ago

nice one lads

[–]bubblerboy18 9 points10 points ago

so right :D

[–]jefro2293 11 points12 points ago

so right :D

[–]cloud5739 8 points9 points ago

hahaha it totally changes the context

[–]Laeryken 5 points6 points ago

That's beautiful, thank you.

[–]tr0bles 3 points4 points ago

Dude this is awesome. i can't stop laughing [5]

[–]eddie0wnz 2 points3 points ago

loling so fucking hard

[–]sparrowlooksup 1 point2 points ago

OMG. Mind explosion.

[–]Patagucci 1 point2 points ago

hollllly fuck this is amazing!!

[–]SpecterXs 0 points1 point ago

I'm trippin on acid and i just woke up my brother laughing. hunununununu

[–]posthumous_possum 80 points81 points ago

The head shake at the end gets me. its as if he is saying, "trying to catch me riding dirty.. try again fuckers."

[–]cloud5739 67 points68 points ago

This man is probably the most legitimate man to walk the earth right now.

[–]jefro2293 20 points21 points ago

sadly he does not approve of smoking the good herb though :/

[–]gcrannell 54 points55 points ago

To be fair, Buddhists in general don't approve of mind-altering substances.

[–]fofifth 16 points17 points ago

"I took this stuff to Tibetans, to the Amazon. I gave it to Tibetans, they said "this is the lesser lights, the lesser lights of the Bardo. You cannot go further into the Bardo and return. This takes you as far as you can go." When I gave it to shamans in the Amazon, they said "It's strong - but this is, these are the ancestors. These are the spirits that we work with. These are ancestor souls. We know this place." - Terrance Mckenna on dmt

[–]DaisyLayz 28 points29 points ago

The text simply says that substances that cause heedlessness should be avoided. If weed makes you a mean, angry person, you should avoid it. If, on the other hand, it makes you a kinder, more compassionate person, it's all good. Buddhism doesn't have rules, per se. Just suggestions that may help you on your path to enlightenment.

[–]cloud5739 13 points14 points ago

That's what's so great about it. They don't shove anything down your throat, and most importantly, the whole concept of buddhism is to use the life you have now, and find yourself, rather than spend this whole lifetime compromising with a greater being to have a good "next life".

[–]DaisyLayz 10 points11 points ago

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

[–]Skyscraper_Bedouin 4 points5 points ago

"Be a lamp unto yourselves."

[–]BrBybee 17 points18 points ago

I love lamp.

[–]Skyscraper_Bedouin 3 points4 points ago

Are you just naming off things in this room?

[–]Molestinyocookies 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, doesn't always work though. If you're stupid, it might be difficult to understand certain things, even though they're true. Hell, you don't even have to be stupid, almost nobody understands quantum physics.

[–]meresimpleton 2 points3 points ago

Well, early on in buddhism this was the complete opposite. They all worked hard to fulfill there dharma so they could have a better next life.

[–]maxzutter 11 points12 points ago

This is a blatant repost from about ten posts earlier...

[–]Snaab 4 points5 points ago

The title made it funny again for me and a couple thousand other people, evidently.

[–]Paddington_J_Wiggles 2 points3 points ago

no joke

[–]Blizzaldo 0 points1 point ago

...Josh?!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I know people will call me "unchill" for being pissed at this kind of reposting...but come on. It really does ruin the community, by definition.

[–]constant_headache 2 points3 points ago

How does it ruin the community? I did not see the post before, I saw this one, and it made me happy. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise, so who cares? People need to stop caring about karma.

[–]Derplight 15 points16 points ago

easily the most humble man in the world.

[–]buttrnutsquash 3 points4 points ago

How could you not love this gif?

[–]UncleTogie 2 points3 points ago

I know. I watched it for a few loops and realized I was smiling, too...

[–]The-Hiveminded-One 2 points3 points ago

o dalai lama…u so funny. :D

[–]sparkster185 6 points7 points ago

There's nothing you can do about the eyelid sag. Trained professionals (aka my mom) know to look for the droopy eyelids, not redness.

edit: but I'm 30 now and my mom doesn't give a shit

[–]Laeryken 5 points6 points ago

Honestly, I don't know why people smoke when they live at home and their parents don't approve.

Not good decision making.

(Same with any drugs/drinking, not just weed specifically.)

ETA: For the record, I can understand wanting to!

[–]clandestinemint -1 points0 points ago

Uhh, it feels good to get high? If your parents didn't approve of masturbation, would that stop you?

[–]Laeryken 4 points5 points ago

My parents wouldn't kick me out for masturbating.

Lots of things in life feel good. But that's no excuse for bad decision making. There's plenty of time to get high and drink later in life.

[–]ImSkinnyPete 9 points10 points ago

I honestly can't think of a better use for this gif. Hahahahah. SO GOOD MAN!

[–]harraxen 3 points4 points ago

LOL! Best possible use of this gif

[–]balancedhighs 1 point2 points ago

You have so many bags of win. Where will you keep them all?

[–]Georgesthoughts 1 point2 points ago

[5] http://i.imgur.com/s7wHM.gif

[–]Full_Of_Win 3 points4 points ago

I always laugh when she looks in my eyes so she's going to think that i'm high no matter what.

[–]jozborn 1 point2 points ago

Is that the Dalai Lama.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 11 points12 points ago

Nope.

[–]jefro2293 9 points10 points ago

you liar

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 8 points9 points ago

Nope.

[–]iremember12 1 point2 points ago

Getting rid of red eyes doesn't do to much...You can tell if someone is high by checking there pupils...But redness is dead giveaway

[–]jefro2293 2 points3 points ago

yeah but his mom probably wouldnt be able to tell/wouldnt think anything of it

[–]amaefm 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention your eyes will still be glassy as shit.

[–]texasfingersbailey 1 point2 points ago

this is the best .gif I've ever seen. Hands down.

[–]bobbybridges 1 point2 points ago

So appropriate, great use

[–]reginvld 0 points1 point ago

everytime.

[–]kozmike 2 points3 points ago

I've never used eye drops so my eyes dont ever get red anymore. But everyone says if Im at a[4]+ it's easy to tell Im high because I look absolutely stupid. My mom can tell at like a [2]+ somehow, and I don't even live with them anymore, only on visits. WTF mom skills?

[–]eleventy-four 0 points1 point ago

eleventy-four: =)

mum: You have a secret smile.

eleventy-four: :/

[–]JustGoingWithIt 3 points4 points ago

My eyes don't get red anymore.

[–]Friendly-Toker 0 points1 point ago

So perfect! I get the tiniest of slits for eyes!

[–]Treebeard9 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the best posts I've seen on r/trees. You good sir are winning at life right now.

[–]longhairedcountryboy 0 points1 point ago

You can become dependent on Visine. Don't fall for it.

[–]jspliff1 0 points1 point ago

oh dalai lama

[–]missfittnc 0 points1 point ago

It's the nutella and marshmallow fluff graham crackers you make an hour later that gets you busted.

[–]FatPhil 0 points1 point ago

But what about dilated pupils? My mom doesn't even notice the redness, its the pupils.

[–]aquabatsan 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha omg dude perfect

[–]VbolieuV 0 points1 point ago

But...I still can't understand why he have to take his glasses off to understand what the person is saying to him.

[–]ToStateTheObvious 0 points1 point ago

His smile spreads a feeling of happiness throughout my body. [5]

[–]Daroo425 0 points1 point ago

this is the best reaction gif suitable for the title I've seen so far!

[–]the3manhimself 0 points1 point ago

It is confirmed, there is a GIF for everything

[–]BLATANTLY_UNFUNNY 0 points1 point ago

NAILED IT.

[–]OfficerJimLahey18 0 points1 point ago

This was great, thanks for The laugh

[–]ayoitsnick420 0 points1 point ago

This is perfect.

[–]EuphoricBert -1 points0 points ago

hahah classic

[–]Cardo11 -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh [6]

[–]laschupacabras -1 points0 points ago

/r/trees has become /r/funny with different link titles. It's kind of sad that a community that prides itself on being creative is anything but.

[–]ValarMorghulis007 -1 points0 points ago

I loved this. I uptoked it, then downtoked it, just so I could have the pleasure of uptoking it twice.

[–]sparkster185 -4 points-3 points ago

So you're saying she saw you had "Chinese eyes" and figured out you were stoned?

im a bad person

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