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[–]faultysynapse 4 points5 points ago

I'd like key for colour coding if possible. I feel like that would increase the funny.

[–]Falcon1101 -1 points0 points ago

I was just about to post that in the comments but I'll give it to you cause in too lazy so I'll give you !!!UPVOTESSSSS!!!!!

[–]LeoPanthera 2 points3 points ago

Bonus points for actually being periodic.

[–]bleedersdigest907 2 points3 points ago

Cocking shitter... Superb

[–]Baron_Von_Gagenshatz[S] 1 point2 points ago

"Counsel Tit Gristler" and "Cock Garage" are among my favourites. Those Brits really have turned swearing into a precision instrument; like a Hattori Hanzo sword of expletive.

[–]JazzyWazzy666 2 points3 points ago

I would like to see an Australian version of this table. Haha

[–]ramerica 1 point2 points ago

Cock Garage

[–]Luna_Sakara 1 point2 points ago

Only got one Ball.... Why yes, I do only have one ball.

[–]phenomenos 1 point2 points ago

[–]alfiethemog 0 points1 point ago

[–]forestboy93 0 points1 point ago

I have this up on my wall.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

Oo - like, whooooaaah, tha' is soooo fa'!

[–]larson92 0 points1 point ago

Christ on a fucking bike. Oh British people...

[–]Thorhildebrand 0 points1 point ago

Haha I love one tit bigger than the other Oo

[–]MeYouNow 0 points1 point ago

Irrelevant: I sincerely apologize for not reading the whole table but it was physically painful to look at anything related to science as I am in the midst of my Final exam