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Maybe this will teach him how to read (i.imgur.com)

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[–]nomalas 81 points82 points ago

Or it will teach you not to park something valuable next to an asshole.

[–]RankMotleyMindedScut 40 points41 points ago

I'm terrified for that bike. =(

[–]nomalas 12 points13 points ago

No way it made it out unscathed.

[–]cudajim340 2 points3 points ago

Shit

[–]inotocracy 1 point2 points ago

Christ. Reading that thread made me angry as shit.

[–]cudajim340 0 points1 point ago

I yelled at the screen

[–]ilovetpb 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, he made an asshole mistake, but you made a costly one.

[–]nomalas 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. I wouldn't park an easily damaged piece of equipment in defiance of an asshole like that.

[–]JessesGurl 20 points21 points ago

They're obviously an asshole so they will probably just knock your bike over.

[–]Rottendog 2 points3 points ago

That's what I was thinking. If they're dumb enough or jerk enough to park there, then they are probably dumb enough or jerk enough to just back over your bike.

[–]HumanTrollipede 0 points1 point ago

I went to an outdoor concert where parking was a cluster fuck. I pulled my bike in a tight spot next to some other bikes. At the end of the night my bike had been moved and the adjacent car was gone. I was impressed that someone just had the common sense to pull the clutch and roll it out of the way.

[–]Rottendog 0 points1 point ago

Id say you were very lucky that someone was considerate.

[–]H0neyBadger 9 points10 points ago

or the bike ran over, one of the two.

[–]howd_you_find_me 21 points22 points ago

How is taking a picture that he will never see then moving your bike to a regular spot right after going to teach him how to read?

[–]Mynameisntjames 1 point2 points ago

If you look closely you can see he left him a Hooked on Phonics package.

[–]StrangeCaptain 6 points7 points ago

or back over your motorcyle.

just park it on the sidewalk like everyone else does.

now that you can ride without a helmet in Michigan there will be plenty of empty motorcycle spots.

[–]broken_cogwheel 7 points8 points ago

1) Vigilante parking justice is best served by calling the towing company for the lot and complaining loudly.

2) I value my motorcycle way too much--I would rather park in a regular spot and put a note "Guy with plate XYZ-ABC parked in motorcycle spots otherwise I would be there and this spot would be free"

3) Lastly, I don't vandalize people's cars or bikes because there is a special place in hell (the worst place) for those who fuck with a man's automobile. (or motorcycle.)

Lastly... 4) Repost x 1,000,000

[–]ajs14 4 points5 points ago

You don't fuck with another mans vehicle.

[–]randomly-generated 7 points8 points ago

Using thermite on the engine block is the only rational response.

[–]ABusFullaJewz 0 points1 point ago

Thermite isn't necessarily something the average man carries on him, though. My suggestion? That's an explorer, so it has an 8.8 rear end. take the diff cover off, let the oil drain out, then let him take it for a drive down the highway with no oil in the rear end. You know, not that I'm passive-aggressive.

But in all honesty, never fuck with another man's car, no matter what he drives. I recently saw a fairly nice 90's regular cab Chevy with "fuck" keyed into the tailgate

[–]nellonoma 0 points1 point ago

I like the way you think sir!

[–]ohmaaan 0 points1 point ago

Does the average man know how to take the diff cover off?

[–]humanmichael 2 points3 points ago

how heavy is your bike that the driver cant just move it out of the way?

[–]verugan 2 points3 points ago

I love all the badasses in here that would just back over it. Yeah right.

[–]mickey_kneecaps 1 point2 points ago

It might teach him how to destroy your bike on his way out.

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one around here who wouldn't park up against or behind a douchebag parked car on the off chance that said douchebag will fuck my car up?

[–]WardenStark 1 point2 points ago

If you slash onlym3 tires the insurance company will only replace the 3. Costing the A-hole the cost of the forth tire which he will have to buy so the car will ride evenly. So it's the most damage and money you can cost that person (without body damage).

[–]Burning_Kobun 1 point2 points ago

it's a ford and therefore it has a fuel pump shutoff switch that is tripped in the case of a hard enough impact. if this dick was stupid enough to leave the car unlocked, tripping the switch with a pen is super easy.

[–]I_Too_Drunk_For_this 3 points4 points ago

I don't always park in stupid places. But when I do, I just run over the bike that's blocking me in.

[–]Agamemnon314 2 points3 points ago

Slash 2 of the tires, or to lesser extent let the air out of 2 of them, and leave a note saying "There I fixed that for you. :)"

[–]elint 2 points3 points ago

The proper solution is to saw the vehicle in half lengthwise, so each half fits in a spot and only has 2 wheels.

[–]Hillbilly-Hooker 1 point2 points ago

just snip/cut the valve stems...

[–]Moba 0 points1 point ago

depends if there is free parking space in front of him or he also took the front space..

[–]kryonik 0 points1 point ago

I'm not an expert at motorcycles, but couldn't he just kick up the kickstand and roll it over behind some other car, ultimately making you look like the asshole?

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, me and my dad own a motorcycle/dirtbike/moped store, most motorcycles and mopeds have front wheel locks and handlebar locks, so you can't spin the front tire or turn the handlebars.

[–]TITAN109 0 points1 point ago

generally when I park I put my bike in gear so it can't be rolled freely, pretty sure I'm not the only one

[–]kryonik 0 points1 point ago

I guess that makes sense. Like I said, I know nothing about motorcycles.

[–]DRTYRYDR686 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe he'll just back into your bike

[–]lmf72 0 points1 point ago

When posters do this to jerks parked wrongly, do you not worry what the jerk will do to YOUR car??

[–]Sman6969 0 points1 point ago

I'd just move your bike out of the way and leave you a note calling you an idiot and saying your welcome for not running it over.

[–]-Billy- 0 points1 point ago

Or it will teach you how easy it is to move a bike...

[–]old_po_blu_collar 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, If they don't see/care about the sign I don't think they will see/care about your bike.

pissing on their door handle might be cheaper and more satisfying in the long run.

[–]RockintheShockin -1 points0 points ago

I can't tell from this picture, but it is one of the things that annoys me the most. Dedicated parking for motorcycles close to the door. Why the fuck do motorcycles need closer parking?

[–]AnnuitCoeptis 1 point2 points ago

Probably to encourage motorcyclists to use them, rather than take up a regular spot that may be closer or just parking next to the door anyway (not in a parking spot at all).

[–]dragonvpm 0 points1 point ago

Putting the spaces close to the doors is meant to encourage people to use their motorcycles instead of their cars. It's an actual incentive. That's also why some (or is it most?) areas let motorcycles use HOV or commuter lanes.

[–]PolardOOd -3 points-2 points ago

I would back over the motorcycle.

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