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[–]thejackcutts 118 points119 points ago

Cool Guys don't look at explosions

[–]mike_dogg 48 points49 points ago

They blow things up and then walk away

[–]w0nder_wall 50 points51 points ago

Who's got time to watch an explosion

[–]mike_dogg 38 points39 points ago

Cause cool guy's errand's that they have to walk too

[–]20hamsters 28 points29 points ago

Keep walk'in slomotion

[–]mike_dogg 22 points23 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen Please join me in welcoming, Mr. Neil Diamonds

[–]w0nder_wall 21 points22 points ago

Ha ha ha, where are we

[–]mike_dogg 18 points19 points ago

Cool guys don't look at explosions They stride forward in their diamond covered boots

[–]w0nder_wall 16 points17 points ago

Keep walkin, you're cruisin..

Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline..

Denzel walks...

Will Smith walks...

[–]mike_dogg 28 points29 points ago

Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

[–]warhorseGR_QC 4 points5 points ago

They wear jumpsuits of glittery rhinestones. And walk away in slow motion.

[–]FantasticMrsFox 6 points7 points ago

[–]CChevdogg 0 points1 point ago

Neither do I.

[–]unicyclegamer 0 points1 point ago

But.... explosions are cool. :/

[–]wojovox -5 points-4 points ago

They only take the time to set the explosive devices, get lined up an adequately safe distance away, queue their camera man, and starting walking prior to the shot to create the effect of "looking cool".

[–]ButtonSmashing -1 points0 points ago

Cool guys don't look at implosions.

[–]VictorRomeo -5 points-4 points ago

You read the file name too?

[–]McSweet22 67 points68 points ago

You bombed it?

[–]TakeyoMedicine 1 point2 points ago

BaDum, tss

[–]retrogamer500 7 points8 points ago

More discussion from the last time this front paged under a similar title: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nb2dt/me_and_a_friend_leaving_our_calculus_final/

Also take note on how many people are reposting the second-highest comment "you both bombed it?". I count four so far.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

I would engineer if I could determine the profile of useless redditors.

[–]jimb3rt 5 points6 points ago

I need to make a movie where the main character does that but almost gets knocked on his face. Or he looks at the exposion.

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

WARNING: TVTROPES

[–]Blacklion95 0 points1 point ago

Damn you. I lost 2 hours.

[–]jimsnaps 6 points7 points ago

Cool guys don't look at passed exams.

[–]A7X4REVer 2 points3 points ago

They write the test and they walk away

[–]wjp97 0 points1 point ago

I think he bombed it.

[–]WholeWideWorld 2 points3 points ago

Anyone have a link to a video?

[–]salamander1305 1 point2 points ago

It's a documentary. I'm currently trying to find it. It's not Restrepo or Armadillo, but it's definitely about Afghanistan. I wasn't able to find it.

EDIT: Found it. Posted below

[–]Kustav 1 point2 points ago

If you are able to find it, would you be able to let us know please? I've seen this image on the net about a thousand times and have no idea where its from.

[–]Kustav 0 points1 point ago

Ah this is brilliant. Thanks very much.

[–]salamander1305 0 points1 point ago

[–]StabilizationAttempt 2 points3 points ago

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(Using VirtualDub with the Deshaker filter/plugin)
Feel free to send me a message if I might be able to assist.

[–]Demojen 3 points4 points ago

[–]case9 2 points3 points ago

Its almost like that's the joke!

[–]mrs_jareth 0 points1 point ago

All I could think of, have the song in my head now.

[–]youbetgiraffe 1 point2 points ago

I like that you just now have finals. Monday is my final for my summer semester.

[–]splewis 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he had his for a summer class too?

[–]Cllzzrd 1 point2 points ago

[–]xblackdog 1 point2 points ago

The first part of that video is also great.

[–]Cllzzrd 1 point2 points ago

That made my night!

[–]librarianzrock 1 point2 points ago

/r/breakingbad folks say hi and contrats!

[–]Juanathin 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck are you still in school on June 22?

[–]Pushyboar 4 points5 points ago

I had my last exam as well too! A level biology by any chance??

[–]nigeltheginger 2 points3 points ago

There was also a Further Pure 2 exam for the mathematically minded this afternoon

[–]Zystral 0 points1 point ago

MEI FP2 was yesterday. S3 and D2 was today.

[–]Sean1708 0 points1 point ago

I expect most people who are doing FP2 are also doing FP3.

[–]FinKM 0 points1 point ago

I'm doing my best to blot that module out of my memory...

[–]PowwaOfLove[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nope, GCSE Physics :P

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

Had mine on Wednesday. Feels good, man. Then again, dat rush where you run around, demanding the teachers sign your leavers' form so you can get the fuck out forever...

[–]PowwaOfLove[S] 0 points1 point ago

We left a couple weeks ago for study leave, I don't have to go back until results day now and then that's it.

[–]nickdude77 0 points1 point ago

Eh, our school didn't get study leave because of some shit.

We got study periods, where if we'd done the exam in that subject, we could either go home, or go to a study lesson.

[–]PowwaOfLove[S] 0 points1 point ago

We had that for a while but there's always been the set period at our school where students stay at home and just come in for exams.

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[–]PowwaOfLove[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have a friend doing that German exam! It was a resit of Physics 1A, we're doing the triple award course.

[–]jackassno42 0 points1 point ago

Had my last exam yesterday, maths c4 for me

[–]katorce 2 points3 points ago

I usually do that: 1. Turn on the speakers. 2. Increase the volume level 3. Get some sunglasses 4. Go to http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ 5. Click on the sunglasses and put it on.

[–]ehhblinkin 4 points5 points ago

That scared me

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I felt this way on Wednesday when I took the chemistry regents.Still awaiting my results.

[–]CelebrateL64 1 point2 points ago

Just finished my film final. Feels good man.

<3

[–]rayrios 1 point2 points ago

College finished a month ago...oh wait....high schoolers.

[–]RC_Matthias 0 points1 point ago

At my university exams are going as late as 29th of June this year...

[–]vinnytheguinea 0 points1 point ago

Noice!

[–]speedyspaceturtle 0 points1 point ago

I normally feel like the wall.

[–]jack104 0 points1 point ago

They don't even flinch.

[–]BetrayalSpree 0 points1 point ago

made my day, this is a very true feel.

[–]_kevindurant_ 0 points1 point ago

so you bombed it? haaaaaaaaaaa

[–]Modernfighter44 0 points1 point ago

most badass thing i've seen in a while

[–]atwoslottoaster 0 points1 point ago

Funny and I'm gonna hope it is a coincidence because the title was used on this image at the frontpage once before. Still got a chuckle though.

[–]MrNewking 0 points1 point ago

[–]chipnick87 0 points1 point ago

People are still in school?

[–]DestroyerDust 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel after leaving a public restroom.

[–]szester 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying you bombed it?

[–]newloaf 0 points1 point ago

related: I still hope during my lifetime to see a film where the supercool dude walking away from an explosion, while lighting a cigarette, gets hit in the back with a huge piece of shrapnel and is killed instantly.

[–]WhatIRead 0 points1 point ago

I have no choice but to repost this on facebook.

I'm sorry, but there's just no way around it.

[–]Ant-Man 0 points1 point ago

Oh i cannot wait to finish my very last class. I am already preparing for this feeling.

[–]muckitymuck 0 points1 point ago

So.....Good News?

[–]Insuranceisboring 0 points1 point ago

Lucky that shock-wave didn't turn their internal organs to mush...

[–]chasereag 1 point2 points ago

So you "bombed" it?

[–]speedmole 0 points1 point ago

i have never called this out before.. nor do i have the reddit knowledge to look and find it.. but this is a blatant repost from last year, or maybe even the year before..

im disappointed in you.

[–]blackinthmiddle 0 points1 point ago

And then you start looking for a job!

[–]kelvinmai 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tori1313 0 points1 point ago

you definitely typed on google "coolest gif ever" and this is what comes up.

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting the Andy Dufresne coming out of the sewer pipe gif.

[–]Deathmonger96 0 points1 point ago

I finished as well! Pardeh!

[–]KnightOfNights 0 points1 point ago

I also hope to nonchalantly walk away from an explosion by the end of next week.

[–]2shotsofwhatever 0 points1 point ago

Did you blow up your school after your last final today?

[–]PandaK00sh 0 points1 point ago

You felt like you lost your hearing?

[–]ltperohi 0 points1 point ago

You blew it?

[–]Inpalethis21 0 points1 point ago

Until you return for summer school.

[–]Nms12457 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel after I bowl

[–]thirdorderlinear 0 points1 point ago

So you feel like you bombed it?

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

Same gif, same context, same lazy cunt OP.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

Why do you have exams in late June?

[–]SexualArtillery 0 points1 point ago

now thats an explosion yall wont see in movies.

[–]HappyBirthmus 0 points1 point ago

Repost from r/gifs. Motherfucker.

[–]ck_nz 0 points1 point ago

Me too. :-/

[–]j_rawrsome 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I can't wait to see this again in six months. And again six months after that! I'm glad it's been six months since I've seen this.

[–]TheKryce 0 points1 point ago

I did my last exam today too... was it the baccalauréat ?

[–]fertehlulz 2 points3 points ago

Oh france!

[–]PowwaOfLove[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nope, Physics.

[–]boredandtired 0 points1 point ago

You and me both buddy!

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 0 points1 point ago

Here comes the Highschoolers.

[–]yappingboy -1 points0 points ago

the guy on the left is pointing his weapon the wrong way...

[–]blitzedjesus 1 point2 points ago

No he's not.

[–]yappingboy 3 points4 points ago

Yes he is, you never hold your weapon towards your wingman when walking two-by-two in low-ready

[–]XooDumbLuckooX 2 points3 points ago

So they right handed guy should be expected to shoot with his left hand because there is a guy standing next to him? That's retarded. This was most definitely not taught at BCT (it's called basic COMBAT training now). Maybe in the past this was taught, but it isn't the current standard.

[–]frozenturkey 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly what I was taught at Army BCT earlier this year. At the very least you stagger yourselves so that you're not flagging your battle buddy.

[–]XooDumbLuckooX 1 point2 points ago

When I went through BCT and Infantry school, they taught us to minimize flagging our buddies' legs when possible. But we certainly weren't taught to shoot off-hand. If your weapon is on safe and your finger isn't on the trigger, flagging your mate's shin/foot isn't as big a risk as having to shoot with your non-dom hand.

[–]yappingboy 0 points1 point ago

Well, in the Air Force at least, It is still Basic Military Training, I should know I just went through it about 7 months ago, and they rammed into our little skulls that you will shoot offhanded if you are standing on the wrong side.

[–]McBEAST 1 point2 points ago

And thus the reason we don't give airmen guns. Keep to the skies, soldier.

[–]XooDumbLuckooX 0 points1 point ago

Unless you are a PJ, a TACP, or a Combat Controller, I agree with McBeast. Because those guys tend to be badasses. But then again, I haven't really worked with many AF guys, except for the aforementioned groups.

[–]McBEAST 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, there are some really awesome Airmen. It's rather obvious, however, that they take much different roles than an average soldier. I know that much of the security of the AF base I live near is plain clothes agents with only a few traditionally marked guards.

Plus: A-10s are fucking beasts.

[–]yappingboy 1 point2 points ago

They ram in into our heads pretty hard during BMT

[–]logicallyillogical 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what Black Man's Timing has to do with this.

[–]yappingboy 1 point2 points ago

Well played good sir, but I did not mean Black man's timing, I mean't Basic Military Training. My mistake

[–]Sean1708 -1 points0 points ago

Also, common sense.

[–]ran85 -2 points-1 points ago

Boom goes the dynamite.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Random question: do you go to Loughborough UK?

[–]Auja-winduR -1 points0 points ago

Microbiology?

[–]lappy482 -1 points0 points ago

To call this a repost would be an understatement.

[–]whatnoreally -1 points0 points ago

and yet i felt like i was in that explosion during my last exam today.

[–]andrey_shipilov -3 points-2 points ago

'MERIKUNS...

[–]Waff1es -2 points-1 points ago

Exams were months ago. Welcome to the party.

[–]talitus -3 points-2 points ago

So, you bombed?

[–]KRossVD -4 points-3 points ago

No school still has finals, even quarter system schools are already out.

[–]PowwaOfLove[S] 2 points3 points ago

I live in England and it was my last GCSE.

[–]Sicon 1 point2 points ago

There is a such thing called the summer term.

[–]xblackdog 0 points1 point ago

Because Reddit is only in America right guys?