I know, right? Next there will be reports of male oppression, and that they cannot act or behave in an expressive manner for fear of being treated like meat. Women will drink too much in bars and start jeering, stuffing cash into their belts in exchange for casual, no-strings lap dances. Men would be drugged in bars with amphetamine and viagra, used and abused in the back of taxis by alpha women and there will be films written by pulp writers cashing in on such abuse set in courtrooms, where the man has to fight the good fight, inspiring men everywhere to go on tranny marches across the land: men are people too! But the overlord women, secretly pulling the strings in the secret lady police will just let loose the water hose, so all those men are in wet, revealing shirts, so the women can film it and upload it to you tube to fap to later. And then, the suicides, in their thousands, with young men feeling insecure about their bodies and personal liberties. There will be debate in the UN, the EU, G20 and all across the globe, rumour of equality emerges. And then it will be agreed, all should be equal, and all should be allowed to show off their anus in public for the health of society. Surely we live in glorious times!

TL;DR: Irony