MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME

NiceAndTruthful · 3 months

First world problems- "i wanted ice but got cherries"

Stuewe · 3 months

I hope mom doesn't like crushed ice. That could be a horror show moment until she figures out what it is.

hatkid · 3 months

It is in all caps too. That's how you know they are serious.

cschon · 3 months

This is the biggest overreaction I have ever seen concerning grapes.

DareToDownvote · 3 months

Cherries are expensive as fuck you ungrateful turd.

Greg02 · 3 months

This backfires when the mother makes a Shirley Temple.

ActionFlank · 3 months

My daddy ate my fries.

Relient-J · 3 months

all in all though, this is actually pretty funny. Especially if she popped out as her mom was getting ice and yelled "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE GIVEN LIES?!"

lastwolf · 3 months

dam kids. we should start a fund raiser for the mother, raise 400k or so... too soon?

vdigi6 · 3 months

Poor Augustus Caesar here and his whore mother not delivering with the grapes. We should personally deliver 10,000 grapes to his front door, and then grape him right in the mouth.

thatman81 · 3 months

As I like cherries, this would be a fantastic idea. Why settle for plain ice?

thescrapplekid · 3 months

...Frozen cherries in your drink? That sounds awesome

pflogger · 3 months

It's weird seeing something from tumblr on reddit instead of reddit on tumblr all the time.

dogfacedboy420 · 3 months

A duck walks into a convenience store and says to the clerk, "Got any grapes"? The man says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back into the convenience store and says to the clerk, "Got any grapes"? The man says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back into the convenience store and again says to the clerk, "Got any grapes"? The man yells at the duck, "Look, you've come in here the past 3 days in a row asking me if I have grapes. I don't have any grapes, I've never had any grapes and I'll never have any grapes, and if you ask me again I'll nail your webbed foot to the floor". The duck leaves and then comes back the next day and says to the clerk, "Got any nails"? The clerk says, "No". The duck then says, "Good, got any grapes"?

madetosink · 3 months

Here's an idea...move out of your moms house and buy your own damn grapes.

hermanmango · 3 months

Cherries > Grapes

baconpiex · 3 months

I knew a kid like this. He was demanding, picky, weird, spoiled. I thought, what a brat. Found out years later his mom had kept him locked in a closet a lot of the time. So I figure he was just trying to feel in control of the things he could.

thatwouldbesweet · 3 months

What kind of sick fuck hates cherries???

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NormSonOfAGunderson · 3 months

Moral of the story is... Buy your own shit instead of making mom do it...

HansCool · 3 months

Idk, but a chilled cherry dispenser sounds like a great idea.

Slackluster · 3 months

Life is just a bowl of unwanted cherries.

three-one-seven · 3 months

You're a douche, cherries are delicious.

sceezy · 3 months

revenge is a dish best served cold

jsitarski · 3 months

Out of spite you invented a frozen cherry dispenser, which would probably be a nice touch in a glass of water.

beckerist · 3 months

kid needs a spanking

cannonbones · 3 months

and yet, it seems just.

hankinator · 3 months

'I never asked for this'

Roninspoon · 3 months

Mom, all I want is a Pepsi!

CorneliusCobb · 3 months

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me!

mrcloudies · 3 months

What? Cherries are waaayyy better than stupid grapes.

FeMonky · 3 months

Whew. Im not the only one who thought frozen cherries in my soda would be awesomeness

webster21 · 3 months

I love the prank but he/she sounds like a spoiled rich bitch to me.

Nicknam4 · 3 months

I used to put my red cream soda in the ice machine of the freezer to cool it quicker. Naturally my sister one day wanted crushed ice and thought we had changed the ice machine into a slushie machine.

Yes, the can was crushed and exploded all over the place on the inside too.

csdev · 3 months

She is clearly getting bullied by her son. Let's raise $500,000 for her.

thomasbugg · 3 months

well thats just the pitts

Naughtyburrito · 3 months

This reminds me of how many children/teenagers need to have the entitlement beaten out of them.

Big_Brown_Bear · 3 months

She doesn't have the grapes to do something like that

umenthum · 3 months

My sister likes frozen grapes. To freeze them faster, she put them in the ice container (she's an art major, ok?). She forgot about them... Needless to say, we had some interesting crushed ice for a while.

Ballacaust3000 · 3 months

At least they didn't pee in the dispenser. Before a party. Where people were forced to use the fridge for ice because "I forgot to buy some." Yeah. It was awesome.

muchadoaboutstupid · 3 months

In Psychology, we call this an emerging personality disorder...

adamthwaite · 3 months

It must suck to have someone buy your food for you at the grocery store.

Lost_ · 3 months

All I could think of was this

LuckiestBadLuckBabe · 3 months

Well you see, your mom was lied to also... Your dad told her that he loved cherries and since she did too she assumed that their child would have loving cherries in their DNA... But that's not what she got, somehow the science of cherry loving failed her and she ended up with a mutant child who likes grapes more than wonderful delicious cherries...

NOTcreative- · 3 months

Frozen cherries for ice? Sounds awesome I must try

Unum206 · 3 months

Sounds like a kid with Aspergers.

MNeen · 3 months

I wanted orange, but it gave me lemon-lime.

Napalmhat · 3 months

How does something like this happen? What is wrong with the youth today?

klou62 · 3 months

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in like 6 months, thank you whoever originally did this. Does that work? I wanna have a martini party and fill that shit with olives!

gg4465a · 3 months

Everyone's hating on the kid. I think it's hilarious. Revenge done well.

pastenseofdraw · 3 months

I found this to be way more hilarious than expected

nirakara · 3 months

Iced cherries straight from the fridge? That...might....be...awesome...

jellytime · 3 months

That will show her.

hacelepues · 3 months

Last summer, I went to get some ice from the ice dispenser.

Much to my surprise, what fell into my glass was rice.
Someone had stuffed a bag of rice into the icebox, and it broke. Strangest moment of my life.

0r10z · 3 months

You. Little. Shit.

stilldash · 3 months

Right on, fuck cherries!

basic_sex_ed · 3 months

I've never laughed at anything on /r/funny before, hats off!

ImInternetting · 3 months

That's cold blooded.

SickZX6R · 3 months

I was in my buddy's bachelor pad and I went to get some ice from the fridge dispenser and a chicken nugget came out. For some reason I couldn't stop laughing.

get_logicated · 3 months

You're telling me I could have received karma for this??? We did this to my friends dad a few years ago but with frozen chicken nuggets.

Sevren · 3 months

well, aren't you a dreadful cunt, fivemuskaqueers

Se7enLC · 3 months

I wish my fridge had a cherry dispenser. Just sayin'.

yabacam · 3 months

mmmm cold cherries sound nice!

KWGibbs · 3 months

[Fast forward to 2022]

"And thus, the frozen cherry dispenser was created."

clayclayclay · 3 months

This is the best! I used to fill my friend's ice dispenser with M&M's in high-school.

UltraMegaMegaMan · 3 months

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, BUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!

derpysk_ · 3 months

Badass

JPOG · 3 months

TAKE ME TO A GREASE MONKEY BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE LUBED UP BEFORE YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS MOM.

marlenecapote · 3 months

First world kid problems. Get a damn job and buy your own fucking grapes and quit fucking up your patents shit that they paid for with their hard earned money.

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