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[–]jack104 104 points105 points ago

If I'm not mistaken, this dude joined the Army because he got fired after this clip aired. And holy hell, I never saw this clip before, I had just heard about it. He knocked the hell out of her.
Edit: Source

[–]vdigi6 24 points25 points ago

Looks like his also clipped his buddy in the middle in the process.

[–]Ubaralook 6 points7 points ago

I was gonna say that, actually. I think he got a double hit rather than just clipping him, though

[–]enphaux 2 points3 points ago

Watch the video linked above, it wasn't his buddy.

[–]vdigi6 6 points7 points ago

I stand corrected, it was just an efficient double-punch, at least from the perp's point of view.

[–]jack104 1 point2 points ago

Collateral damage. Couldn't be avoided.

[–]ThisIsFlight 138 points139 points ago

Army Recruiter: Have you ever been arrested or have any legal troubles we should be aware of?

Guy: I was arrested for clocking Snooki.

Army Recruiter: Welcome to the Army, son.

[–]spazmodic- 48 points49 points ago

"We'll teach you how to use assault rifles so you'll never risk injury to your fist ever again!"

[–]mrbooze 24 points25 points ago

...and I proceeded to tell him the story of the Snooki Face Punch Massacre, with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that...

[–]dmorin 1 point2 points ago

...and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid - did you ever go to court?"

[–]side_burns 20 points21 points ago

I have read that as well. It was an interview with his father lamenting that his son had been treated unfairly. Watching the gif I can't say that I agree.

Although I wonder what she was screeching at him because she is clearly trying to get in his face.

[–]SomethingWittyasfuck 98 points99 points ago

He was stealing the shots of the JS cast and Snooki got in his face to tell him those weren't 'his' shots.

Not that I uh... have seen all the jersey shore episodes or anything.

[–]ModernDayDarwin 36 points37 points ago

You are now RES tagged as Jersey Shore Fanatic.

[–]umenthum 36 points37 points ago

No person ever deserves such shame...

[–]kezza596 3 points4 points ago

Was it ever proved that he WAS taking the shots, or was Snooki just kicking off for attention?

Edit: Just watched the video. Yes he was stealing the shots.

[–]side_burns 10 points11 points ago

HAHAH OUTED!

Seriously though, thanks for that, I've always wondered.

[–]SomethingWittyasfuck 12 points13 points ago

I'll just leave this post up to show my shame then.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

Waitwaitwaitwait....This actually aired on the SHOW?

[–]drnc 6 points7 points ago

So wait?! He was stealing and committed battery and people defend this asshole? Do they hate Snooki/Jersey Shore so much they are willing to absolve a violent thief? This man has to be worse than all of them combined.

[–]SomethingWittyasfuck 1 point2 points ago

I actually feel like we take reality tv much too seriously. I sincerely doubt ANY of the cast acts like that off the show. People just see this little speck of their lives and think its all true. I have great affection for both snookie and jenny but I doubt the people they are on air are really them.

[–]Patius 1 point2 points ago

To each his own man. There are probably people here who like Brussel sprouts. I hate Brussel sprouts.

Just because they like something I don't doesn't mean they're somehow worse for it.

[–]matt01ss 1 point2 points ago

Don't be ashamed! I hate reality TV but for some reason, I like Jersey Shore. I think because it's not a normal reality show with bits and pieces of drama here and there (stuff I can't stand), but the entire show is one giant clusterfuck.

[–]mocotazo 17 points18 points ago

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWD4T9--bWg

She's complaining about him stealing their drinks.

[–]side_burns 26 points27 points ago

Whoa. Holy shit.

I actually now feel terrible for always assuming she was just being a twat (although never thought she deserved to be cold-cocked like that).

[–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, this is reality TV. It's about as real as my telekinetic powers. Nobody deserves sympathy here.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 20 points21 points ago

Man, that guy totally teaches us that you don't need to be a Jersey Shore cast member to be a shithead guido. You don't need to like JS to recognize what a piece of shit he is.

[–]topright 36 points37 points ago

I stopped reading at this :

"They made a lot of money off of him, and I think they owe him."

What an utter, utter cunt. It's one thing supporting your son but that is a whole level of shitwadn.

[–]shay_the_funny_whore 3 points4 points ago

He stole her drinks that she ordered.

[–]EvilClownMafia 87 points88 points ago

The guy who punched her was a gym class teacher and got fired for this. Also faced criminal charges.

[–]svdmogli 356 points357 points ago

How is this ok? From what I hear HE stole HER drink, then punched her in the face when she got mad. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Snooki is a lady but what kind of asshole assaults someone that is obviously weaker than them for no good reason?

[–]TheFluxIsThis 78 points79 points ago

Saw the clip. The guy clearly stole SEVERAL of their shots, actually. He's pretty much just a giant douche.

[–]mrbooze 70 points71 points ago

Hang on...you're telling me the guy that punched a woman in the face not in self-defense is a giant douche? Let me run those numbers...

Yup...I punched those numbers into my calculator, and it made a douchey face.

[–]DiggeryDave 60 points61 points ago

Could it have been your reflection?

[–]mrbooze 27 points28 points ago

Goddam glossy screens!

[–]counterstruck 41 points42 points ago

Presenting the obligatory How can she slap video

[–]Healeyyyyy 1 point2 points ago

I just watched the original video and I think I would have done the same but can someone provide a bit of context? Like, why was she angry etc?

If a women can throw a punch like a man, then she can sure as hell take one is what I've always gone by.

[–]counterstruck 2 points3 points ago

this is a tv show where ppl are tested for their ability to tolerate being bullied. Contestants basically had to endure abuse and Fear Factor style stunts to get through the show. Her tough act just got out of hand.

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

Also, did the guy in the back got collateral-punched too?

[–]unitedpolicestates 1 point2 points ago

Yep. I love how the guy does the slow-head turn first

edit:accidentally a letter

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

what kind of asshole assaults someone that is obviously weaker than them

A "sensible" asshole?

[–]feureau 16 points17 points ago

This is correct. As a sensible asshole myself, I only downvotes what other redditors have downvoted to oblivion. Otherwise, I just hop on karma trains.

[–]MrBaldwick 14 points15 points ago

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

[–]ILIKECAPSLOCK 31 points32 points ago

Agreed. This is wtf and not funny.

[–]shay_the_funny_whore 15 points16 points ago

I agree. Nevermind the fact that this is INCREDIBLY old and a repost.

[–]jyz002 62 points63 points ago

Apparently that's how you qualify for the US army

[–]barium111 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Actually, that's how you qualify to become a politician. The Army is just a tool of politicians to pick on weaker, smaller people. The Army has no say in where they go. Edumuhkayt yerself.

[–]mackinoncougars 18 points19 points ago

Politicians are smarter than that, they hit their wives behind closed doors.

[–]darkhorseguns 10 points11 points ago

Smarter still, they don't hit their wives, they hit their mistresses then pay them off.

[–]Herpes_hurricane 3 points4 points ago

And hes a cav scout? the only cav scouts I know are complete retards. He should fit right in.

[–]MuseofRose 1 point2 points ago

I've met some cool cav scouts....actual even met one last night as a bouncer to bar I used to hate because of the old bouncer was a civilian douche. Now this dude was chill as fuck. Best upgrade they've ever made. Cavs are cool.

[–]twangdetwang 1 point2 points ago

apparently he was a high school gym teacher....

[–]wanderso24 1 point2 points ago

Uh hey kids, this is fuckin science class. Today we'll be talkin about magnets and shit you know? Fuckin I don't even know where to begin with this shit. My cousin Tony fuckin loves this shit. Fuck.

[–]twangdetwang 1 point2 points ago

so first the one side of the magnet is all like "yo man, im positive, i wanna have a good time", but den, the other side, that motherfucker, it's all like my fat cousin teresea, and its all like "I fucking hate everything positive" and all this shit, that negataive cunt. and thats how magnets work. moving on.... weather, whats up with that shit...... first its all ....etc.

[–]CakeSmasher 5 points6 points ago

Jus because someone deserves it, doesn't mean you should do it.

My life motto when I want to beat up a moron.

[–]Spruxy 440 points441 points ago

I've never watched Jersey Shore, nor do I know anything about Snooki. This guy just seems like a cunt, and I'm not sure why he's being described as a hero

[–]kheltar 87 points88 points ago

From what I remember of this when it was posted ages ago; he stole her drink, she bitched him out for it and he punched her in the face.

[–]Logical_Psycho 13 points14 points ago

Fixed link for those who don't want to log in for "mature" video or don't want their recommended videos flooded with snooki videos.

http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/MWD4T9--bWg

[–]TROLOLERT 6 points7 points ago

That video link is terrible... Its filmed off of a TV, and the actual punch is edited out.

[–]Logical_Psycho 5 points6 points ago

It is his link, I just took the log in requirement out.

[–]RheagarTargaryen 2 points3 points ago

The cops saved that guy's life. A bunch of guido white knights were about to kill him.

[–]Logical_Psycho 9 points10 points ago

I noticed they didn't try anything until the cops had him though.

[–]dongpal 41 points42 points ago

They all stole her drinks she ordered for her friends, and she bitched about it (who wouldnt). Then the hit.

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 1 point2 points ago

HOW CAN HE HIT?!!

[–]mocotazo 175 points176 points ago

Because Reddit loves a good anti-pop-culture circle jerk every now and then.

[–]TimesWasting 76 points77 points ago

every now and then?

[–]Func 33 points34 points ago

Sometimes we have to stop and circlejerk to Ron Paul for a bit or else he gets lonely.

[–]furyasd 20 points21 points ago

Go back to Snooki now.

From what I've seen in interviews of her, she is just a 25 year old with a teenager mentality, she hasn't matured yet.

And this comes from a 20 year old.

And yet, I don't think she deserved to be punched.

[–]ChunkBunny 18 points19 points ago

While I think she is way over the top, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the silly things in life. I am 25, and my husband is 27. We still laugh at the poo-poo, pee-pee, fart, tee-hee kind of jokes. We are both kids at heart, but we know when to be serious and act like adults. People take life way too seriously and end up walking around like grumps and hating everything.

Anyway, I really don't see how being an annoying "teenage" woman (or even a man) deserves a punch in the face of that degree. The only time I would say anyone deserves this is if they are doing something very morally wrong, not just being stupid.

[–]Stankmonger 1 point2 points ago

In my opinion being a child at heart is much more acceptable than being a teenager at heart. Children are innocent and adorable for the most part (unless they have bad parents), while teenagers are mostly angsty and gossip mongering people, looking for drama.

[–]jackd90 1 point2 points ago

Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

Randall Hall

[–]ryder09 1 point2 points ago

The reason i dislike her so much personally, isn't because she's immature, theres nothing wrong with that. The reason i bate her is because she is genuinely stupid, and doesnt know ANYTHING. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't getting so much money for being the way she is, or if she wasn't being idolised by the future generation, that then go off and try to emulate her.

[–]ChunkBunny 0 points1 point ago

Hate the millions of people who watch the show, read the articles, buy the magazines, and buy the books, then. They are the reason why she makes so much money.

[–]furyasd 0 points1 point ago

I'm not talking about not enjoying the silly things in life, I'm talking about she being an immature 25 year old with a teenager mentality and not knowing how to behave in society.

I don't agree with the punch either.

[–]parker214 1 point2 points ago

Well, she's been rewarded for acting like an idiot, so why would she change?

[–]NufCed57 1 point2 points ago

If you really think about it, the phrase 'every now and then' kind of sounds like 'always'. Not just both the present and future, but all of the present and future.

[–]imbignate 2 points3 points ago

only on days ending in 'y'

[–]danielgrak 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, he's still a douchebag like the rest of them. It's just that we really want to see some people get punched in the face, and he was raised just poorly enough to pull it off

[–]AryanNinja 95 points96 points ago

THANK YOU.

Snooki's pretty terrible, but the only reason people hate such highly publicized pseudo-celebrities like her is because they keep hearing about her from the media, when they don't want to.

That guy's a dick for hitting a girl, and anyone who thinks this is seriously funny isn't far off either.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 13 points14 points ago

This guy's a dick for hitting another person without provocation

FTFY

[–]whatithinkitsatree 30 points31 points ago

But it would have been ok if it was a guy? Er no, no one deserves to be hit if they havent been violent themselves first.

[–]nogswarth 6 points7 points ago

How far are you willing to take that? If a guy is constantly saying horrible and offensive things to your girlfriend and she's getting really upset, and he won't STFU, and you try to walk away and he's all bouncing round you like a jock Tigger like 'hoo-hoo-hoooo! Your woman has venereal diseases and they stink!' are you just gonna NOT hit this guy?

[–]aznsex420 6 points7 points ago

and he won't STFU, and you try to walk away and he's all bouncing round you like a jock Tigger like 'hoo-hoo-hoooo!

I got so mad when I read that I reflexively punched the air haha

[–]TheDancingRobot 1 point2 points ago

so...you just did a fist-pump? oh man...you fell right into jersey's trap with that one.

[–]dazheb 26 points27 points ago

I think he mentioned that she's a girl because typically speaking girls are physically weaker than men. An average man hitting an average woman isn't a fair fight, especially if the woman poses no threat. This guy is obviously a big guy and Snooki is probably not a talented athlete or fighter. If an average man were to get hit by a KickBoxing competition fighter then he should be able to hit back as a defense. I think people say a man shouldn't hit a woman because usually a man can stop a fight with a woman without having to be violent, obviously there are exceptions.

[–]denizenKRIM 14 points15 points ago

I think he mentioned that she's a girl because typically speaking girls are physically weaker than men.

Even so, no one ever bats an eye when an obviously stronger guy hits a weaker man. Regardless of the aggressor. It's expected and accepted that men will just fight.

think people say a man shouldn't hit a woman because usually a man can stop a fight with a woman without having to be violent, obviously there are exceptions.

Let's be real here. The main reason why most people uphold this belief is we were raised to believe it as an absolute truth. Nothing more. I've seen hundreds of videos where the woman (of every size) was being an absolute bitch and kept pressing on with a guy trying to restrain himself and her, and when she finally gets hit, everyone overreacts with "SHE'S A GIRL!".

[–]acpawlek 5 points6 points ago

I don't think that's true. When Brian Stow, the SF Giants fan, was beaten to an inch of his life, most people think it is deplorable.

[–]denizenKRIM 1 point2 points ago

Obviously the situation is perceived differently when someone's life is actually in danger. Understandably gender does not matter anymore.

I'm speaking of the every day type of fight, where a punch or two yields a bruise or cut at best. People simply do not care when it involves two men. Take away the penis, and BAM!...suddenly strength, size, and intent of the individual have to be taken into consideration.

[–]acpawlek 1 point2 points ago

I hear ya. When two drunk fools start shit with each other you are totally right. Let em knock each other out. When someone sucker punches someone, male or female, its bush league and deplorable.

[–]dazheb 1 point2 points ago

No I agree there is an inherent sexism when it comes to men punching women, and I think even in my example where I justified it the man would still be demonized.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 1 point2 points ago

No one likes an unfair fight. Simple as that.

[–]yemd 1 point2 points ago

i said pretty much the exact same thing months ago in a thread about a guy getting punched in the face by a girl while he was asleep and everyone jumped on me saying i was sexist etc etc

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 8 points9 points ago

It wouldn't have been ok at all if it was a guy instead of a girl, but clearly Snooki would have a much tougher time defending herself in a fight than say her fellow Jersey Shore cast member the Situation. I agree with you, just that in most situations hitting a girl is slightly worse.

[–]whatithinkitsatree 1 point2 points ago

I disagree, proportional force is the key here, if a girl hits me I personally think I should be allowed to respond with the same strength (obviously I wouldn't actually do this but I don't think it should be frowned upon so much) if i reacted to a slap with a fist to the face then yeah that's out of order but to say that any form of violence against a woman is worse is rubbish imo.

[–]rahmspinat 1 point2 points ago

That guy's a dick for hitting a dick (...)

Define "being a dick" and why does it make him one, please.

[–]OpheliaCox 1 point2 points ago

Well said, AryanNinja.

[–]Whoa_Chill_Bro 2 points3 points ago

because he saved skyrim bro, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KIvUkq3Kgg

[–]Bazingabowl 1 point2 points ago

That's cause there's no audio.

[–]whatupnig 1 point2 points ago

Remember, it's all staged and fake. He's a hero because he got paid to punch her in the face.

[–]JGPH 117 points118 points ago

She might be dumb as bricks, but seriously, wtf?

[–]icannotfly 33 points34 points ago

there are a lot of bricks that are feeling pretty insulted by that comment, man.

[–]Patsson77 1 point2 points ago

She's worth more than 20 million dollars, wrote two books and is a college graduate. I don't think she's dumb at all.

[–][deleted] 139 points140 points ago

yeah, not funny, just some dumb cunt punching a woman. it doesn't matter how much you dislike the way she is portrayed on tv, this is just violence.

[–]RecycledAccountName 29 points30 points ago

Yea wow, i'm not cool with anyone who's okay with this or thinks it's funny. That was a fucking hard punch to the face.

[–]crizznaig 24 points25 points ago

Yeah I totally don't understand reddit sometimes.. .I mean... he's still hitting a woman, even if she sucks and has the worst attitude in the world. It still does not make me ok... It's posts (re-posts) of stuff like this, and then reddit gets out pitchforks all like "YEAH SO SATISFYING" that make me sad to mention reddit to people sometimes...

inb4 downvotes

[–]ManiacDan 14 points15 points ago

I don't talk to my friends about reddit anymore. The misogyny is just ridiculous. There's always some way a woman is a "whore" or somehow "deserved what she got" on reddit, it's sickening.

Don't go into any rape threads, especially not the rape threads in /r/funny. You'll rage.

[–]EpicJ 9 points10 points ago

Wait, clearly the attidute on here is that she didn't deserve it

[–]ManiacDan 2 points3 points ago

Is that why it has 632 more upvotes than down? Or why people all up and down the thread are saying it's hilarious?

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 1 point2 points ago

A cunt punching another cunt.

[–]pgan91 7 points8 points ago

Not really funny.

If it were anybody else, there'd be people calling for his blood.

[–]DrDWayneLove 66 points67 points ago

Yeah, I get that we all hate Snooki, and we all think that anyone should be able to hit anyone else, but I don't find a small woman getting decked in the face particularly funny. This behaviour is fucking childish, and to applaud it like this is to encourage it.

[–]SimilarImage 145 points146 points ago

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1 month cheesey_ball I could watch this all day [FIXED] here 98 325
1 month lordlicorice Clocking Snooki /r/gifs 286 593
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[–]EtherealMoon 4 points5 points ago

Why the fuck is this on TV?

[–]Ivalance 3 points4 points ago

Today, my friend showed me this pic of Snooki sans her usual excessive makeup. Made me pity her a little bit, just a little though.

[–]Malcriao 3 points4 points ago

The reason this pisses me off has nothing to do with 'a guy hitting a girl'. I see a lot of people getting defensive about it, and talking about 'why shouldn't guys be able to hit girls if girls can hit guys?!'

You're right, fair is fair.

But the fact Snooki is a girl has nothing to do with it. She's like 4'9 and not exactly in fighting shape, while this guy is a built high school gym teacher. Not only that, but Snooki didn't hit him first she just yelled at him for stealing their drinks. I mean come on, if he wanted to fight someone he should have picked a fight with one of the guys, or just told Snooki to fuck right off.

I get it, we all hate Snooki here. But really she didn't do anything to anyone. She's a little dumb, immature. But how does that justify punching her in the face? She hardly did anything except bitch at this guy.

[–]lezapper 37 points38 points ago

Not. funny.

[–]superatheist95 24 points25 points ago

its a jersey thing.

[–]vdigi6 0 points1 point ago

You gotta be from jerzey to get it.

[–]squireofrnew 2 points3 points ago

Let's see that on slowmo.

[–]maltesermoments 109 points110 points ago

POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]jsitarski 74 points75 points ago

POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]mwlgo6 68 points69 points ago

POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]Harold_Grundelson 65 points66 points ago

POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]ThatAssholes 130 points131 points ago

Ah, Reddit roulette. At some point some poor bastard is gonna repeat that sentence again and will get downvoted mercilessly.

[–]StoryBookRanch 148 points149 points ago

Ah, Reddit roulette. At some point some poor bastard is gonna repeat that sentence again and will get downvoted mercilessly.

[–]AryanNinja 7 points8 points ago

Oh cool, violence against women is under /r/funny.

Fuck anyone that upvotes this.

[–]Nukeman 6 points7 points ago

Dude, I hate Jersey Shore and Snooki as much as the next guy, but seriously, that dude hit a girl. I would fucking kill that guy if I actually saw that.

[–]0rangecake 65 points66 points ago

I don't understand this whole "men should never hit women." It seems to be inherently sexist.

[–]calafragilistic 307 points308 points ago

I was raised to never hit a lady.

Having a vagina doesn't make you a lady.

[–]DaMountainDwarf 31 points32 points ago

Very well put.

[–]That_Honest_Redditor 3 points4 points ago

Same with me.

Soooooo, we can punch this person?

[–]calafragilistic 8 points9 points ago

The real question is: Would it be worth it?

And the obvious answer is: Yes, yes it would.

[–]AndoKillzor 2 points3 points ago

That's not a lady, that's a cunt.

[–]vodkamartini 69 points70 points ago

I think maybe nobody should hit anybody. And Snooki may be one of the most annoying people on the planet, but if she didn't hit him first... I'd say he's the douche here. Although I don't think anyone would argue that most people finding themselves within 10 feet of Snookie while a camera is rolling are likely douches by default.

[–]AmnesiaCane 10 points11 points ago

He stole her drink and she yelled at him for it. That's what most people would do if someone stole their drink. He didn't like being yelled at for stealing someone else's drink, so he punched her. That's both theft and assault, this guy's going to jail.

[–]ManiacDan 8 points9 points ago

If by "going to jail" you mean "joined the US army," then yes.

[–]tiffntuff 1 point2 points ago

Do we know what happened after this?

[–]x---x--x-x 39 points40 points ago

Maybe it should go the other way, and people just shouldn't hit each other regardless of sex. Like, you know, stop being dicks all the time and maybe don't drink so much.

[–]jmccormick02 8 points9 points ago

Is your username a fence?

[–]MarkGleason 8 points9 points ago

I've a slightly different philosophy: I don't hit, but I do hit back....

[–]THEnicole 26 points27 points ago

Probably has to do with the differences in the way that men and women are built.

[–]thrownawayd[!] 16 points17 points ago

But....but...that implies we're not actually equal!!

/s

[–]calafragilistic 13 points14 points ago

Checkmate.

[–]Diet_Coke 9 points10 points ago

No, it just implies that there are differences. If you don't presuppose that certain differences make someone 'better' than someone else then we can be different and still equal.

[–]Piratiko 9 points10 points ago

Hey man, they tried that with the water fountains and it totally didn't work out.

[–]icannotfly 1 point2 points ago

different and still equal

that broke my brain

[–]DolphinRichTuna 3 points4 points ago

It's pretty simple you see: When a man punches a woman it hurts, when a woman punches a man, it doesn't. They're the fairer sex for a reason... Mostly because their punches don't break orbital bones and dislocate jaws and the like. Men are capable of doing a lot more damage, that's all there is to it.

Be a man. Take the black eye, have a shot of whiskey, ride your grizzly bear/bald eagle home, and know you saved some psychotic slag a trip to the hospital.

[–]Bazzie 5 points6 points ago

People shouldn't hit other people over verbal arguments period. That beeing said, if somebody hits me first that person is going down no matter sex, age or bodily condition.

[–]tweezyb 3 points4 points ago

Unfortunately, when the police show up after you knock some girl out they are going to be a very foul mood.

[–]electric23sand 1 point2 points ago

yea i totally agree. we should just let it be socially acceptable for men, who have more testosterone & are biologically stronger, to hit a woman whenever they piss them off. just like this video- he wasn't being threatened but was annoyed- she totally deserved it. you're going to tease me & not give me a bj? i'll fucking hit you you cunt. yea, arguing against violence against women is inherently sexist.

[–]Rational_Woman 5 points6 points ago

Thank you! It's the 21st century, time for people to get with the egalitarian program.

[–]Hellstruelight 125 points126 points ago

equal rights, equal lefts.

[–]JoshuaGuy 3 points4 points ago

Have an upvote. I have never heard this one before. Can I borrow this forever?

[–]Torvaldr 1 point2 points ago

Equal rights, equal fights.

[–]Korthal 3 points4 points ago

Depends on the situation. Some chick just mouthing off? No. Some chick slaps/punches me? Yeah she's gonna get slapped back.

[–]nachof 21 points22 points ago

The problem is that the reverse is considered acceptable. If a woman is insulting a man, it's never considered acceptable to hit her (and that's right, it shouldn't be). However, if a man is insulting a woman, it's considered perfectly fine if she hits him. That's ridiculous. Violence should never be acceptable.

[–]vodkamartini 6 points7 points ago

Exactly! People are going to piss each other off. That's just life. There is no excuse for getting violent over it, though.

[–]spicy_jose 1 point2 points ago

You must be a very small man if you don't understand this concept.

[–]ManiacDan 1 point2 points ago

Nobody should ever hit anybody. The original rule IS sexist.

[–]unholyrage 5 points6 points ago

Any woman being punched isn't funny. Even though I do hate Snooki.

[–]ManiacDan 8 points9 points ago

As much as I believe Snooki and her ilk to be a blight on humanity, I can't condone punching someone for no reason. Especially since, from what I read, this guy only punched her because she caught him stealing shots.

[–]eWaffle 5 points6 points ago

[–]CoffeeFox 1 point2 points ago

Did there just happen to be a police car right there or did the guy actually linger around long enough for them to respond to a call? Seems odd that the local police just seem to be sitting outside ready to remove him.

[–]HollowSix 1 point2 points ago

Genuine question: I have never seen this show. Do they just go to the bar and drink? I find that boring when I do it why do people want to watch someone else do it?

[–]campoanywhere 1 point2 points ago

The story of that episode:

The cast is buying each other shots. Mr. Punchy butts in and starts taking random shots here and there that weren't bought for him. After a couple instances of this, and a few 'hey that's not cool', Snooki gets in his face, leading up to the gif you see here.

He hustled out of the bar before the rest of the guys knew what really happened. Cops were outside already, for whatever reason. Mr. Punchy goes off to jail, and the rest of the guys punch random walls and garage doors as they walk back home, telling tales of how they would have "fucked him up if I would have been right there maaaan"

uh..girlfriend was watching it? While I was doing something manly and just listening to it in the background?

[–]vvarpidgeon 1 point2 points ago

Is there anywhere to find a video of this with sound that does not cut away right after the impact? I kind of want to see the rest of this dude's reaction. Also, I remember watching that episode and could not figure out why those muscle heads jacked on roids did not beat the shit out of that dude.

[–]vinsite 1 point2 points ago

I was there when this happened. She dropped hard. The kid was a total dick. He was an amateur MMA fighter and gym teacher. I think it was a week or 2 later, he got a DUI and tried to run from the cops.

[–]Theevildeadd 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this gif about a thousand times and I upvote it everytime.

[–]cirkaman 1 point2 points ago

I'm just glad the rule 'never hit a woman' only applies to human women.

[–]twollie 1 point2 points ago

http://snookipunch.com/ sometimes you gotta love full screen

[–]topright 7 points8 points ago

She's a silly girl but, nope, still not funny.

[–]legoman_86 10 points11 points ago

I have never seen or heard anything about snooki outside of reddit. If you're all so irritated by her, why do you talk about her?

[–]cschon 3 points4 points ago

This is pretty harsh.

[–]LordDrow 3 points4 points ago

I hate everything to do with crap t.v. Shows like that and I feel they are dumbing down people... But you don't hit a woman, come on.. I know it's Snooki and she is waste of carbon, but You don't hit woman. Get your GF to kick her ass :).

[–]Dr_Nick_Hi_Everbody 6 points7 points ago

Chris Brown took the night off.

[–]Activist4America 7 points8 points ago

Cowards like a coward.

[–]asian_ethics 1 point2 points ago

I never noticed the other guy gets punched too

[–]_shaman 1 point2 points ago

i...can't...stop...watching...

[–]StrangeCaptain 1 point2 points ago

My only complaint is that we don't see her hit the floor.

that would have been extra rewarding.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROID RRRRRRRRRRRRRAGEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]Chovaux 1 point2 points ago

pretty sure i've watched this for about 10 min's strait.

[–]AttackTribble 1 point2 points ago

I clicked this expecting to be disappointed. I was pleasantly surprised. I thought Snooki was shorter though.

[–]dashboard82 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Douche bag?

[–]Kaderwik -1 points0 points ago

Random creepy white hatted dude in background

[–]Jorgit0 10 points11 points ago

thats vinny

[–]luKrek 1 point2 points ago

isnt snooki like 150cm? o.O

[–]mocotazo 31 points32 points ago

Snooki is 4'11" and weighed only 98 pounds before she got pregnant. So not sure why anyone would be excited about a man punching her in the face.

[–]dude-O-rama 12 points13 points ago

I concur. I am actually disturbed enough to feel the need to post about it. I come here to lurk around, read through the comments; I like reading peoples' questions, reading the answers, their opinions, things like that Karen lady getting a ton of donations because of reddit, finding out about how the governments of the world and corporations are fucking everyone over, peoples' funny pet pics, and family stories, etc.

As I read through this thread I have seen so many comments about how funny or awesome this is. Fine let's say women and men are built equally, let's say there is no gender bias involved, what is so awesome about someone sucker punching another person half their own size?

Edit:Typo

[–]overide 1 point2 points ago

Let me say first, I was raised to never ever hit a woman. I have not in my 31 years, and will not ever do so.

That being said after watching a couple episodes of Jersey Shore, and seeing Snooki all up in that guys face smacking her lips and putting her finger in his face, I'm not too surprised.

Personally I would have walked away, but I'm not a drunken neanderthal.

[–]Growing4Freedom 5 points6 points ago

Because Snookie.

[–]xezekielx 0 points1 point ago

i could watch this over and over...

[–]Jmonkeh 0 points1 point ago

Snooki getting hammered (in the face) isn't really funny or cool, AT ALL. That being said, the way the dude turns his head right before he launches the punch, and the fact that his bro gets fucking nailed in the middle, both kill me.

[–]chriszimort 1 point2 points ago

well said golf clap

[–]dasmi3 1 point2 points ago

That dude is a dick

[–]Kipzy 1 point2 points ago

FALCOOONN PUNCH!!!

[–]petedacook 0 points1 point ago

Mike the situation was buying these guys shots. Snooki was drunk, confused, and thought the guys were stealing her drinks. The guy was being rude and kept telling Snooki to shut up. Snooki got mad and told the guy to get his ugly imply face the fuck out and that is when the guy hit her. He hit her dam hard too.

[–]rabaltera -3 points-2 points ago

VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS SOOOO FUNNY!

/end sarcasm