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[–]NigbarJalad 4 points5 points ago

[–]pranish 9 points10 points ago

I tried to make ramen in the coffee machine and I broke everything

[–]IgnitionSpark 3 points4 points ago

I hate being this guy, but this sounds so extremely familiar to me. What show was it?

[–]logicallyillogical 2 points3 points ago

[–]Immynimmy 12 points13 points ago

Andy Dwyer: Did you you know that the food you eat becomes energy?

Andy Dwyer: [kicking the air] That's spaghetti.

Andy Dwyer: [punching the air] That's tacos.

Andy Dwyer: [doing another move] That's cereal.

But my personal favorite:

Andy Dwyer: [Leslie is sick] Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

[–]takemyhand8270 -1 points0 points ago

so youre that guy..?

[–]HaydenB 2 points3 points ago

[–]LittleDuck 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of going to the beach. It's cool guys; it's a margarita, not a martini.

[–]Punkwasher 2 points3 points ago

I say that's the ONLY way to have coffee. All that watered down pussy juice for pansies, THICK BLACK ICHOR is what it's supposed to be! Stick a spoon in it, if it doesn't budge YOUR COFFEE IS READY!

FUCK! I GET SO FUCKING PURMPED!! AFTER MY MORNING COFFEE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!@!!_@)#!!!

[–]Insignificant_Being -2 points-1 points ago

PUSSY JUICE IS MY FAVORITE.

[–]subtly_irrelevant 1 point2 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's true.

[–]squireofrnew 0 points1 point ago

Hot damn, cream soda?!?

[–]morgangangful 0 points1 point ago

[–]stizdizzle 0 points1 point ago

"This is how you get ants! Is that what you want Lana? Ants?"

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

Screw you, Ima do it anyway.

I do what I want.

[–]YKWDPM 0 points1 point ago

[–]Spece 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes my favorite thing to do in the morning is eat coffee

[–]jyz002 1 point2 points ago

If you try to eat coffee with fork and knife, you will have a bad time

[–]Insignificant_Being 2 points3 points ago

I'm too lazy to make the meme.

[–]jyz002 0 points1 point ago

I'm at work and on my phone...