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[–]arksien 19 points20 points ago

YOU'LL BE SMITTEN!

[–]ihateidaho 8 points9 points ago

Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between?

[–]gh5--e 3 points4 points ago

MEEEE-OW

[–]ThyFluffyOne 16 points17 points ago

You lying, 363 day old fuck.

[–]ihateidaho 3 points4 points ago

[–]ninjaman27 5 points6 points ago

KITTEN MITTENS

[–]fuckyourswag 2 points3 points ago

Mittons* :p

[–]KartoonistGirl 7 points8 points ago

Think there's no solution? YOU'RE SO STUPID!

[–]CptSpiffyPanda 1 point2 points ago

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 0 points1 point ago

I still don't understand how the fuck he managed to make a complete sentence with that random assortment of letters.

[–]Eeegle 3 points4 points ago

He borrowed some from Bill Bailey.

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Well, still very clever.

[–]Mr_1990s 1 point2 points ago

Dick towel!

[–]Melkor_Morgoth 1 point2 points ago

Fucking nauseating.

[–]doctorku 0 points1 point ago

Does your cat make too much noise!?!

[–]MartyMcAwesome 0 points1 point ago

I didn't hear a thing

[–]Jinkajury 0 points1 point ago

No, that's Charlie making a commercial for Kitten Mittens

[–]TwilightCurve 0 points1 point ago

I don't know enough about stars to argue with him.

[–]BigMike__ 0 points1 point ago

I set a reminder months ago.

[–]fergusp87 0 points1 point ago

They mostly come at night... Mostly.

[–]ChrisQF 0 points1 point ago

I always think this guy looks like Vickers from District 9

[–]promdates 0 points1 point ago

I too, missed my cake day. Know what, don't even care!

[–]Jessicaquinn 0 points1 point ago

Don't judge me, but how does one find out their cakeday?

[–]ThexJwubbz 0 points1 point ago

You'll be smitten, with KITTEN MITTENS!

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[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 4 points5 points ago

What, reposting? Cake-day karma whoring? We hate all that now.

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[–]Narwhalrus 10 points11 points ago

I think I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone ever.

  • Cake-day karma whoring
  • Reposting
  • "Am I doing this right reddit?!?!?!"
  • "wtf downvotes!?!?!"
  • "LULZ GONNA KARMA WHORE", "Dude don't karma whore...", "LOL REDDITOR FOR 1 MONTH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!!!!!!!"

You're not doing anything right please fuck off.

[–]jetglo 6 points7 points ago

And that fucking username.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

Alternate account of redditor for 4 years, who was tired of shit like this and wanted to bitch at people without consequence.

[–]Narwhalrus 2 points3 points ago

There is no consequence. Karma does not matter.

[–]gmah1991 0 points1 point ago

Your cake day isnt for another 3 days...

[–]bound008 -1 points0 points ago

Was your cake day two days ago since you realized it today?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

It gets funnier the more times I see it