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mfw people tell me alcohol is less dangerous than trees. (imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

"MFW I eat 5 warheads at once"

[–]lettucent 4 points5 points ago

I got really high when I was crashing at a friends and they had a bowl of warheads that they were trying to get rid of. I kept eating them a lot over those few days and then dead skin started peeling off my tongue one day. Needless to say, warheads are better in moderation.

[–]growyourmind 3 points4 points ago

But are Warheads more harmful to your health than marijuana?

Edit: satire aside, they fucking are!

[–]amandarossi 1 point2 points ago

i just realized...if they think weed is bad so they make that illegal, they oughta outlaw like kfc and shit. more people probably die from getting obese from their food than anything else in the world.....

[–]YabbaMyIceCream 0 points1 point ago

With heart disease being the number one killer in America, I'd say you have a point. Now, remember that the real point is not that KFC should be illegal, it's that America has a well-established precedent for letting its citizens put whatever they want into their body.

[–]amandarossi 0 points1 point ago

well my point is that if they want to be regarded as legitimately regulating "dangerous substances," then they need to regulate ALL dangerous substances. my point is that most things are dangerous if you consume them in enormous quantities. even too much of a good thing (e.g. carrots, lettuce, etc) can be bad for you

[–]BCP27 2 points3 points ago

It is the Malic acid. Eat too many at once and your toungue does, in fact, beginto bleed.

[–]lettucent 1 point2 points ago

Never did get to the bleeding point. Tongue hurt too much, like drinking hot coffee after burning your tongue on it already.

[–]P47RICK 11 points12 points ago

Fucking lost it. For good. It's gone.

[–]RedSolution 3 points4 points ago

Does anyone actually say that or are you just circle jerking?

[–]idefiler6 2 points3 points ago

Play any online game with Brazilians.

[–]smokeybearsb 5 points6 points ago

This needs more upvotes than I can give. I'm sober and it got a laugh out of me! Yesssss

[–]uhhhhhwhat01 5 points6 points ago

are you Brazilian?

[–]WalrusExpress 4 points5 points ago

This had me laughing till it hurt XD

[–]cumulopimpus 1 point2 points ago

99% of the time I'd be like well that's ridiculous but I've thought about this for a while and I've finally envisioned a way that this statement could ever possibly be true. And it comes down to fire safety. Technically only some liquor is flammable but all trees are flammable. Okay now, so check it out...

Say you are a fire inspector and you're inspecting a couple warehouses: one is filled with beer, the other with marijuana. While you're inspecting the beer factory's ventilation system and fire exits, three fights break out, someone pukes, and one guy gets so wasted he decides to light the beer factory on fire. He fails because beer is wet and he's stupid drunk.

Now you head to the marijuana factory, and everyone is real friendly and mellow. Everything's going good until some factory dude forgets you shouldn't smoke in a factory full of foliage. Then BOOM! The place goes up in flames and we end up with the first marijuana related death ever.

[–]TitsMcgee707 1 point2 points ago

Hmm I would like to visit said "weed factory"

[–]jakebluu 1 point2 points ago

Weed doesn't really spread flames on itself like tobacco. I think the water content may be too high

Experiment: put tobacco in a pipe. It stays lit for the duration of the session. It keeps the cherry. Weed doesn't. It must be continuously lit.

[–]Oswell_Whent 0 points1 point ago

Alcohol 1, Marijuana 968.

Alcohol - "We got a point! We finally got a point!"

[–]idefiler6 1 point2 points ago

You've been gaming with Brazilians?

[–]pot-holic 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard.. oh my god. I fell out of my bed I was laughing so hard.

[–]NWA2192 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh pretty damn hard.

[–]ryan1029 1 point2 points ago

What is that pic from

[–]ronaldwatson1 -1 points0 points ago

The sims 4

[–]Sharkson 0 points1 point ago

"I'm too high for this shit!" -My Brain

[–]Porselein 0 points1 point ago

Just ask them if they still feel that way, when they're hanging over the toilet puking a mixture between vodka and olives up.

[–]posthumous_possum 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING GOLDEN!

[–]NobleSmut 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard at this, not what I was expecting.

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