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[–]DISavowwED 17 points18 points ago

No you fucking didn't.

[–]SimilarImage 24 points25 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months diam0nd help this man find his tortoise! here 29 263
7 months Codad Damn, this guy loves his tortoise. here 208 846
7 months busymommy83 Imma cry, fo realzz here 16 196

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[–]kinggarbanzo 15 points16 points ago

[–]naveenr 3 points4 points ago

the audacity of the OP

[–]TearTea 7 points8 points ago

Like shell you did!

[–]ConOnDaCob 2 points3 points ago

Really? I saw this today and a couple months ago... and I little while before that too. Weird huh?

[–]chursh 2 points3 points ago

If you didn't really see it, Reddit has.

[–]Dani212M 2 points3 points ago

I'm calling your B.S.

[–]level5Caterpie 2 points3 points ago

NO YOU DIDN'T!

[–]Auflodern 1 point2 points ago

Hey guys look what I saw on Reddit Today? This exact fucking picture!

[–]McCool45 1 point2 points ago

I like turtles.

[–]TheMightyCreep 1 point2 points ago

Would've upvoted if it the title wasn't a blatant lie. I've seen this image before but it made me chuckle again so it would've still been worth upvoting in my opinion.

[–]clueGLUE 0 points1 point ago

I'm amazed at how well put everything was, literally.

[–]bunny_way 0 points1 point ago

At least he spelled Tortoise right

[–]Yuppers16 -1 points0 points ago

NOT THE LETTUCE!!!