Shower logic

mrwadia · 2 months

Yes, those are the parts of your body where apocrine sweat is produced which is the kind that bacteria can feed on. The rest of your body produces eccrine sweat which is mostly salt water and doesn't support bacterial growth. Also apocrine sweat has more things in it which are poorly water soluble which is why hot water will clean a sweaty chest or back completely but is insufficient for armpits and the crotch.

howerrd · 2 months

Close. The hands should also be red, since they are how the deep scrub is accomplished.

Shitty_Lasercolor · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/WXrYy.jpg

bogus_otis · 2 months

four key areas

TheAtomicPlayboy · 2 months

Yet again Reddit reminds me I am not a unique snowflake

FromaLand · 2 months

I usually deep scrub the hair on my head. Seems like deep scrubbing is required for most hair.

mxndrwgrdnr · 2 months

just recently started actually washing my neck with soap in the shower. highly recommended.

VeeMMD · 2 months

And once again Reddit showed me that I am not even close to special.

CensoredCashew · 2 months

The best thing about reddit is things, like this, that makes me feel normal as shit

elohwees · 2 months

As a boob owner, I always soap up the boobs.

kcrobinson · 2 months

Went to a dermatologist. Was told that this is actually the correct thing to do (almost). Soap should only be applied to pits, crotch, and feet because those are the places where bacteria can grow. Also, use a gentle cleaner on your face. Using soap anywhere else and all it's doing is drying your skin out.

Nashvillians · 2 months

Sandusky Logic...

mretchin · 2 months

I never wash my face in the shower. Am I doing it wrong?

EDIT: I wash my face with a cleanser, not body soap, and I do it in a sink, not a shower.

ObliviousDerpMaster · 2 months

Don't forget to wash behind your ears...

Mangemongen · 2 months

I always wash my feet. Then again, they never stink.

onionpeco · 2 months

Why aren't the feet like, beyond red?

savetheplanetgirl · 2 months

The last time I saw this graphic posted was nearly a year ago. I have thought about it in every single shower I've taken since that moment. Mission control, get the lower blue zone better! Red alert, center back is a white zone!

SingleGirl_illa · 2 months

My great aunt calls this a PTA. Pussy tits and armpits. Interesting visual, I'll tell you that much.

SmurfLovesNuts · 2 months

Remember kids, this is why your SO complains about your stinky feet.

Ninawasacat · 2 months

Is it weird that I wash every part of my body evenly?

Teotwawki69 · 2 months

Well, if by "deep scrub" you mean "fap and feely," then... yeah.

TwoLegsJoe · 2 months

To be fair, this could also be labeled "Source of odors on body" and it would be just as accurate...

jessicatron · 2 months

Guys... how are you not washing your gross feet? Come on!

DangerToDangers · 2 months

Am I the only one who scrubs the shit out of his whole body except their face? I use a cleaning/exfoliating gel for that.

It also shocks me when people use their hands to scrub and not a loofah.

SenTedStevens · 2 months

Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Those are the important places to clean. Which was so succinctly described by George Carlin.

silent_p · 2 months

That's pretty close, except I tend to give my feet a good scrub, too.

Vee_Vee · 2 months

wash your feet you nasty fuck

LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK · 2 months

Who the fuck "deep scrubs" their genitals?

Skitrel · 2 months

Why is this funny?

mosqua · 2 months

Nads, pit, pit, repeat.

imbored53 · 2 months

I think that middle one is more of a rub than a scrub...

New-ZealEnt · 2 months

Nothing could have described my typical shower experience better

asimovfan1 · 2 months

Not me brutha. I scrub the whole shootin' match.

in_the_woods · 2 months

Dirty legged redditors. again.

heidgerken · 2 months

Remember the 3 sea shells are not just for taking a dump.

digitalpencil · 2 months

I don't think i've ever washed my face unless it was actually dirty. You'd never know, i just figure the shampoo sort of passes over it and presto, job's done. I shower daily but never scrub my face, seems unnecessary really, maybe just me.

Eldin89 · 2 months

very true sir.

b0w3n · 2 months

You only really need to use soap to get off filth, like your areas outlined. I'd probably put my hands there too because of how much you touch. The rest can get by with occasional soaping as necessary.

For the most part you're covered in clothes all day until you shower, so, how dirty do you think you really are outside of the sweaty areas?

sargENT_shart · 2 months

I don't know about you guys, but I get the lather goin just underneath my chest, on top of my gut, so that get's a pretty vigorous scrub I'd say. (I like bubbles.)

Kiwispam84 · 2 months

Once OP hits puberty, he/she will realize that your pits and crotch don't smell so great if you don't wash them regularly.... I hope.

theflyingdog · 2 months

so he doesnt wash his feet at all, not even get them wet?

rubaiyat1983 · 2 months

no washing at all for feet? that's a serious scrub section for me.

Tiger_Bot_Hesh · 2 months

Super old ass copypasta logic

Klondeikbar · 2 months

I think you've just confused "scrubbing" with "masturbating."

DaMountainDwarf · 2 months

That's disgusting. Scrub all parts of your body you sick person.

markesh · 2 months

I totally do this on instinct.

barbados-slim · 2 months

should i wash my butt?

Rocketdug · 2 months

I deep scrub my feet and ass too.

nabeel_co · 2 months

Ugh. Gross. Wash your entire body.

milleribsen · 2 months

And this is why guys have rough heels.

Attention guys: you have rough heels. Please use a bit of moisturizer on them regularly.

EddieMoney93 · 2 months

Women must have very different washing priorities than men...

onederful · 2 months

if this is true for you, you're one lazy dirty fuck.

gH0o5T · 2 months

YOUR Shower logic, not ours.

funny

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