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[–]HITMAN616 6 points7 points ago

That second dog was... unexpected.

[–]timlardner 1 point2 points ago

Endless pawing but no ball action?

[–]Abomination822 1 point2 points ago

Is this supposed to be racist?

[–]jay7863 4 points5 points ago

I feel ya bro

[–]abusmakk[S] -1 points0 points ago

Happened 3 times now. End up in the friendzone, and none of those bitches want to tell me what I'm doing wrong :(

[–]wek-sos 1 point2 points ago

"You're just not my type, sorry" goes and bangs your best friend, who is exactly like you

[–]abusmakk[S] 0 points1 point ago

And then tells you "You are totally different!"

[–]pistolpiasecki 1 point2 points ago

Step 1: stop being their shoulder to cry on Step 2: try to kiss them If step 2 does not work, abort and move onto the next one

[–]HITMAN616 -1 points0 points ago

The difference between a good guy and a nice guy:

Nice guys get friend-zoned. Why? Because they're only nice so they can get with a girl. "Oh here let me pay for everyone's dinner." "No you guys go ahead, I'll meet you over there since there's no room in your car." Quit being that guy.

Girls want a good guy-- someone who will hold the door open and be a gentleman, but also can be a protector and the man in the relationship.

Guys who are naturally cocky + funny have a huge advantage, but you can learn how to suppress "nice guy syndrome," which is just as vital. This is brief but I can expand if necessary.

[–]primaczarina 0 points1 point ago

Do not listen to this guy. Girls just want to get laid. Nice guys don't put out.

[–]HITMAN616 0 points1 point ago

I agree 100%. It depends on if you're looking for a simple hook-up or a long-term relationship.

If you're looking for a hook-up, it doesn't matter if you're a good guy. Be cocky. Be funny. Don't give a shit about what other people think. Be confident.

If you want a long-term relationship with a "good" girl, you'll need to show her you're a "good" guy as well.

In either case, you do not want to come off as a "nice" guy. It won't get you a relationship, and it sure as hell won't get you laid.

[–]zimdude 0 points1 point ago

so close but yet so far...

[–]doctorku 0 points1 point ago

really? a big black dude comes and takes your chick?

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

"MAY WE DANCE WITH YOUR DATES?"

[–]DarwinMonkey -1 points0 points ago

Persistent?