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[–]quietmasturdebater 17 points18 points ago

It's the pleats. Maybe it's an optical illusion, the pattern on the pants.

[–]mamajamerson 7 points8 points ago

Nope. As a woman, I can confirm; it's an erection.

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[–]LNMagic 4 points5 points ago

deadpan.gif

[–]mamajamerson 5 points6 points ago

As was mine. I am sorry that I was unable to amuse you. To be perfectly blunt, this likely won't be the last time that happens.

In other news: I did manage to amuse myself. So...

[–]WhaleTaleMan 1 point2 points ago

woosh.zip

[–]german80 2 points3 points ago

Just gonna walk it off

[–]Thewhitebread 1 point2 points ago

Honestly I was way too distracted by his sculpted guns to notice.

[–]daykid 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for username.

[–]themajor24 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually taking them back right now...pants store... Boy this is acward.

[–]poopbackwards 10 points11 points ago

Don't act like you're not impressed!

[–]namesbeentaken 8 points9 points ago

Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection!

[–]themajor24 3 points4 points ago

Nothing to look at, get back to work everyone! Don't look at me right now I have a situation to walk off!

[–]makeshift11 4 points5 points ago

"Don't act like you're not surprised!"

[–]themajor24 1 point2 points ago

"opens beer That escalated quickly!"

[–]evilcupcake9534 8 points9 points ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–]killadelphia4 2 points3 points ago

good old Archer

[–]M1chaM 1 point2 points ago

The difference lie in the pants

[–]RonBurgundy35 1 point2 points ago

It's just a pattern in the pants... I was actually take them back to the pants store..

[–]Hard_At_Work 1 point2 points ago

Indeed there is.

[–]Forever_Irritated 1 point2 points ago

My mind went to Cyanide and Happiness.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1432/

[–]Radevel 3 points4 points ago

Before I even saw the image, I wondered if you'd left-out a comma ...

[–]daykid 0 points1 point ago

Damn. This means I've been lying to my boss for years now.

[–]Dwight22 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to watch anchorman.

[–]aDragonOr2 0 points1 point ago

FTFY the comma makes all the difference.