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[–]phallicphagocytosis 18 points19 points ago

You had the correct punctuation right on the picture. How did you fuck it up?

[–]myfavoriteweapon 2 points3 points ago

Because they didn't take this picture. I saw it on tumblr yesterday.

[–]ken_kesey 5 points6 points ago

Yes because if they took the picture they would definitely have better punctuation. Makes sense.

[–]JNGCSK 3 points4 points ago

Was I the only one expecting a girl with a penis? I feel bad now.

[–]nixnaxmik 4 points5 points ago

Nope, me too. Disappointment.

[–]xofedocpiz 9 points10 points ago

Relevant username

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 2 points3 points ago

I'm personally glad I'm an adult. I didn't really enjoy teenagehood.

I don't really enjoy adulthood either, but I least I can use alcohol to make it tolerable.

[–]BodyDoubles 1 point2 points ago

Nice try Peter Pan.

[–]Eddyoshi 1 point2 points ago

so true, wish i never grew up... (some people wil get my meaning)

[–]OMGitsDSypl 1 point2 points ago

Fuck.

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[–]nixnaxmik 0 points1 point ago

Better than turning into this

[–]gNatFreak 2 points3 points ago

i still have 4 years till im an "adult" better use em wise- POOF. fuck

[–]addies 5 points6 points ago

Me at 12: "I can't wait to be 25"

Me at 25: "Fuck, I wish I was still 12"

[–]zieren2 -3 points-2 points ago

It took you 4 years to write that comment?

Wow.

Dude. Go outside.

[–]gNatFreak 1 point2 points ago

-_-

[–]zieren2 2 points3 points ago

...I'll let myself out.

[–]gNatFreak 1 point2 points ago

probably for the best

[–]eyyyyy 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know where this was taken?

[–]AdmiralMacralAckbar[S] 0 points1 point ago

Austin, Texas

[–]pastemaker1 0 points1 point ago

Never have, never will grow up. Simple as that.

[–]bstampl1 0 points1 point ago

I shall remain a man-child

[–]xLegoman 0 points1 point ago

If only I knew this earlier. sigh

[–]keeok 0 points1 point ago

It's a crap.

[–]mltronic 0 points1 point ago

So much truth in a single sentence.

[–]Its_aTrap 0 points1 point ago

Why shouldn't I grow up?

[–]Rabb1eRabb1e 0 points1 point ago

So is that van in the back

[–]nukefudge 0 points1 point ago

i don't get it. where's the penis?

[–]a-village-idiot -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else read that in Admiral Ackbar's voice?

[–]jason2li 0 points1 point ago

Yes, every single one of us did.

[–]cazzmatazz 0 points1 point ago

Not me >:D

[–]eleventh_doctor_who -1 points0 points ago

Oh, big, big mistake. Really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap....ME!

[–]rollerm684 0 points1 point ago

1100 years old, and he still hasn't grown up.

[–]cazzmatazz -1 points0 points ago

Saw on a board in my rollcall room, they'd written the pros and cons of puberty. At the top it said PUBERTY = EXCITING. Upon exiting the rollcall room, I paused for a moment, turned towards the board, pointed and screamed "LIES!". What they're teaching children these days.