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all 28 comments

[–]TrayD2012 35 points36 points ago

You're

[–]honeybadga 16 points17 points ago

going

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

to

[–]honeybadga 16 points17 points ago

have

[–]failcheck 18 points19 points ago

a

[–]Dyncommon 16 points17 points ago

bad

[–]5432one 17 points18 points ago

time

[–]Steameffekt 2 points3 points ago

[–]redditorforthemoment 16 points17 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and you're gonna have a bad time

[–]Alphreak 0 points1 point ago

1 year and 7 days? That's the longest moment I've ever witnessed.

[–]Husky127 0 points1 point ago

Good luck.

[–]Alpacallama 4 points5 points ago

I find it ironic that Liam Neeson's wife died in a skiing accident..

[–]Omulae 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say this. Take my up vote, please.

[–]Gypsy_Cowboy 2 points3 points ago

woah woah woah

2?

links?

[–]Flamingmonkey923 8 points9 points ago

[–]duey_rando 2 points3 points ago

Well I have the weirdest boner right now

[–]MasticatedJesus 1 point2 points ago

This made it THIS far with an obvious your/you're mistake brazenly displayed for all of Reddit to see?

The power of Taken 2 is fucking strong.

[–]hyperblade6 3 points4 points ago

I played Fallout 3. Should be safe for life.

[–]abbiistabbii 2 points3 points ago

Liam Neeson:

  • He's a Jedi.
  • He's John "Hannibal" Smith.
  • He's Aslan.
  • And to top it off, he's from Northern Ireland, The hardest part of the UK.

Yep, your pretty much fucked. Liam Neeson is a Jedi Jesus-Lion Super Solder from Ballymena.

[–]sits-when-pees 2 points3 points ago

Read that as Asian, expected kung-fu.

[–]hasown 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag Reddit: Loves Liam Neeson, keeps making jokes about his dead wife.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well Liam Neeson's wife did die at age 45. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Richardson

[–]SMOKE_ALL_THE_TREES 0 points1 point ago

so is the most interesting man in the world playing the bad guy?

[–]SucculentSoap 0 points1 point ago

Is this movie about the mountain that took his wife?

[–]MisterEpicSettler 0 points1 point ago

If I ever met Liam Neeson, I would offer him my first born to please him and to ensure he won't kill me.

[–]deanopatty[S] 0 points1 point ago

*You're Sorry, I hate myself for making this horrible mistake.

[–]chittozo_gato -1 points0 points ago

I just watched the trailer and was going to post the same thing, dammit!