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[–]I_dont_feel_tardy 4 points5 points ago

I'd say that's being a little optimistic with this post. That guy got almost to the top before being thrown back.

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

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2 weeks mr_hammer Oh shit oh shit oh shit /r/gifs 117 1171
3 months Jenewein This is the story of how I almost made it to the front page here 94 744
6 months kidtendomom Me, trying to get to the front page. here 32 471

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[–]OneWhoSleepsWithCats 1 point2 points ago

Pole vault accidents are no joke. A friend in high school broke her femur doing it.

[–]andywarlol 1 point2 points ago

Try and post something original and / or funny then.

[–]themassofthesun 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]tmrxwoot[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Welcome to the internet

[–]themassofthesun 1 point2 points ago

Thanks! I appreciate the welcome!

[–]IrSpartacus 0 points1 point ago

That is how I feel when I try to approach an attractive woman.

[–]ConOnDaCob 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck wouldn't he just let go?

[–]KingDingALing1 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered what those poles were made of that make them THAT flexible.