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[–]CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed 4 points5 points ago

Why does he lick his lips like a lizard?

[–]andrewsmith1986 10 points11 points ago

Lets get weird.

[–]shitinsideyourheart 7 points8 points ago

Please don't. We just want to fit in.

[–]SgtSteel55 8 points9 points ago

Tight butthole bro.

[–]Grooth 5 points6 points ago

So tight butthole.

[–]saralikescookies 2 points3 points ago

Sup

[–]123GoTeamShake 2 points3 points ago

Sup

[–]saralikescookies -1 points0 points ago

Up vote for you!

[–]CalJGirl 4 points5 points ago

I feel like this is not true, as I usually get downvoted for saying I am a girl..

[–]Skimmerlit 0 points1 point ago

.. Are you?

[–]CalJGirl 0 points1 point ago

Yes? I don't think I would lie about having a vagina, its really not that big of a thing to be jealous of..

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to think of mine as a small thing to be jealous of. ;)

[–]CalJGirl 0 points1 point ago

Well no matter its size, you can pee standing up. Thats what I am jealous of.

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

That was a reference to having a tight vagina. I just want to make that clear... I have a vagina.

[–]CalJGirl 0 points1 point ago

Ah im sorry!! haha it did seem a little odd that a guy was bragging about having a small penis though that is true...

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

Haha actually my first "real" boyfriend told me his penis was small and it wouldn't hurt as bad when I lost my virginity to him. Too bad he was right. Lol. I didn't even break my hymen lol. Then the next guy, my husband, did.

[–]CalJGirl 0 points1 point ago

Haha well that is quiet the story. Good one for a bed time story for the kids, eh?

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

Of course!

[–]Undeadsjoker579 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah same here x)

[–]themightymagikarp 1 point2 points ago

Well hello there. ;)

[–]germandoorman 1 point2 points ago

where is this from?

[–]BoneVivant 5 points6 points ago

[–]ThatOneJawa 1 point2 points ago

You're look the looser butthole, Marky Mark's look the tightest butthole.

[–]sexnglitter 0 points1 point ago

Have a huge crush on him.

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

If you watch it continuously, and long enough... It just all melts together.

[–]PsychedelicDonut 0 points1 point ago

Seems more like a 4chan response OP, though not completely, since you did not say tita or gtfo.

[–]Dani212M 0 points1 point ago

Haha really? Girls aren't all that rare on reddit... Or at least, I don't think so...

[–]Quepstar 0 points1 point ago

The ceiling. Then the roof. Then the sky.

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

What about airplanes and all that business?

[–]Sharkpool 0 points1 point ago

there are no girls on the Internet! http://i.imgur.com/SRtBV.png

[–]Fuuuuuuuun -1 points0 points ago

You turn asian?

[–]Pretty_Odd1111 -2 points-1 points ago

as a girl, not much...airplanes and stuff :) http://i.imgur.com/DemXo.jpg proof

[–]WestWays818 -1 points0 points ago

Umm... So should I be commenting on here along with those couple of other girls? Y'know, since I'm a girl, too...

[–]pascontent -2 points-1 points ago

Love the show, but am I the only one who is bugged by his obvious resemblance to Jack Black? Not physically of course, but the way he talks and acts...it's just like Jack's style. Or is it me?

[–]life-is-good 4 points5 points ago

Personally I find no resemblance between the two. Physical or otherwise.

[–]VirginsAreSlutsToo 2 points3 points ago

I agree

[–]eggsovermyhammy 0 points1 point ago

It's not just you. I love the show too but that part does bother me about it..I try to pretend he is original. Otherwise I just get pissed off.

[–]pascontent 0 points1 point ago

Great to see someone who agrees on this. I did the same..it really bothered me at the beginning but I tried to forget about it and now I've gotten used to it. He's my less favorite of the trio though, just for that reason.