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[–]Bmth94 479 points480 points ago

I thought they were having sex, to be honest.

[–]lmarsh93 44 points45 points ago

Yeah I had a decent "down under" comment but now it's a bit irrelevant.

[–]TigerBomber 24 points25 points ago

i had a decent down in africa comment but now it's irrelephant.

[–]chucky2000 17 points18 points ago

Kenya rephrase it then?

[–]TigerBomber 11 points12 points ago

in this case african puns don't really meet the proper koalifications.

[–]pownagederp88 -5 points-4 points ago

Bad pun again!

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[–]MHClap -2 points-1 points ago

glad youre honest kaflip

[–]Shiroyu 0 points1 point ago

I had a Clive-is-Oedipus comment, but.. well, you know.

[–]funkymonkey22 57 points58 points ago

same thing man the internet has ruined our minds

[–]dontneedyourkarma 77 points78 points ago

Or maybe it's just because this looks like a sex act.

[–]Insignificant_Being 20 points21 points ago

It does. The internet played a big role though.

[–]japobere 15 points16 points ago

Probably the biggest role of all since it was posted, you know... on the internet.

[–]Professor_Oedipus 13 points14 points ago

My first thought, "How did moving back home result in Clive getting raped?"

[–]nondickyatheist 1 point2 points ago

Remember what happened when you moved back home? Now switch the parents.

[–]Residue -3 points-2 points ago

Doggy.

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[–]deathsnuggle 6 points7 points ago

Before then we procreated like fish

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

I was looking at it as some sexual position, kangaroo spooning.

[–]Finnbot 5 points6 points ago

Yep, was even thinking 'where the fuck is the bitch-aroo's legs? This drawing is not accurate!' before I realised what was going on.

[–]mattc286 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I thought they were going at it dingo-style.

[–]WhyUSoMadFor 0 points1 point ago

that's not a bad thing right?

[–]Goidelify 0 points1 point ago

Can't anyone on reddit just come on to a post and get some decent amount of karma without anyone already hogging it all????!?!?!?!??!!

[–]Kevlar_socks 0 points1 point ago

That would be incest

[–]Pequeninos -1 points0 points ago

Ugh, came here to say this.

[–]pfft_elbr 73 points74 points ago

Took me 30 seconds of staring to realise they weren't humpin'

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 21 points22 points ago

You just decided not to read it?

[–]qizarate 17 points18 points ago

I read it and still thought they were having sex.

[–]HighGuy92 7 points8 points ago

It appears that way your majesty.

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

My train of thought for this went as follows.

Before reading: Rape joke.

Read the top line: Whoring himself out joke.

Read the whole thing: Ohh. Cute.

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

He's a champ. He was fapping for a solid 30 seconds until he realized they weren't Boom Boom.

[–]pfft_elbr 0 points1 point ago

Well i did read it but truth be told, when it said "move back home" i was pretty certain that it was a sexual reference.

[–]vxx 31 points32 points ago

Poor Mother

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 13 points14 points ago

Tell your children not to walk my way...

[–]sbast 1 point2 points ago

Tell your children not to hear my words...

[–]gammadistribution 0 points1 point ago

Tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean, what they say...

[–]illwac -2 points-1 points ago

Can't help but wonder whats funnier, the reference or your user name coupled with the lyric, ANAL_QUEEN o.o

[–]Mezolithic 19 points20 points ago

Why is he not called Joey?

[–]trampus1 5 points6 points ago

Roo would be the correct name.

[–]Mezolithic 1 point2 points ago

Son of Kanga.

[–]xSHITx 5 points6 points ago

Grammar is confusion.

[–]RPrevolution -1 points0 points ago

It's twitter-speak

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[–]AlphaRedditor 4 points5 points ago

Probably exactly how college grads are feeling now.

[–]wesman212 6 points7 points ago

You aren't really a college grad til you feel like a buttsexed kangaroo...

<sad trombone>

[–]2_minutes_ago 4 points5 points ago

Good on you, Clive.

[–]atcaskstrength 5 points6 points ago

I think clive did an AMA.

[–]Wethequeens13 5 points6 points ago

GOLLY, THANK YOU FOR THIS DELIGHTFUL REMINDER.

[–]Radxical 7 points8 points ago

The link is purple..what have I been doing with my life?

[–]scottsimsa 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro

[–]chief_shankaho 2 points3 points ago

Clicking that link was the biggest mistake I've ever made

[–]ronena 0 points1 point ago

You just took up 2 and a half hours of my life.

[–]tastynarwhalbacon 0 points1 point ago

those comments.... it's been a while since I laughed that hard. thank you kind stranger

[–]blueiiiis 4 points5 points ago

Looks a bit obscene < evil grin >

[–]leedorham 9 points10 points ago

Yeah they could have drawn that without suggesting so much kangaroo buttsex.

[–]came_here_2_say 1 point2 points ago

That's the best kind of buttsex though

[–]StewieBanana 1 point2 points ago

I tried to do this with my mom when I lost my job. She wasn't too happy.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points ago

I know what it's like when you've given up hop.

[–]aggrazel 1 point2 points ago

Dey ... dey took his jerb?

[–]RockofStrength 1 point2 points ago

Let me fractal that for you.

[–]Yabbus23 1 point2 points ago

Clive just lost his job so felt the best option was to resort to male prostitution

[–]seanobbers 1 point2 points ago

For a moment there I thought what WOULD happen if a kangaroo lost their job. Then I realised they don't have jobs...I'm an idiot.

[–]xereeto 1 point2 points ago

Poor clive's mum...

[–]lFLEA 0 points1 point ago

I thought some butt sex was going on here.

[–]hitlerwasright 0 points1 point ago

Look on the bright side. Marsupials have 2 vaginas.

[–]wellhushmypuppies 0 points1 point ago

first world problem: I can't pin this.

[–]centipedeseverywhere 0 points1 point ago

I'm shocked this isn't in /r/WTF

[–]armedwithturtles 0 points1 point ago

why did i have such a hard time reading that...

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]mermaidrampage 0 points1 point ago

"Clive just lost his job so felt the best option was to get butt-fucked by another kangaroo" FTFY

[–]Sgt_Subtlety 0 points1 point ago

KANGAROO

AUSTRALIA

BOOMERANG KID REFERENCE

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

[–]AddictiveSoup 0 points1 point ago

Clive is an excellent kangaroo name.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

Until I read the caption on the bottom I thought it was a kangaroo humping another kangaroo..

[–]axkill62 0 points1 point ago

(ton's of people said this but.) i thought they where having butt sex 0.o

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Shit! I haven't seen this position is Kama Sutra

[–]atheistjubu 0 points1 point ago

Apparently marsupials are born in a fetal state, blind and unable to regulate their own body temperature, gradually spending more and more time outside of their pouches.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Sure it's funny on the surface, an adult kangaroo in a mother's pouch. But when you think about it, it's a pretty accurate social commentary. The lack of available jobs in the economy forces people to move back in with their parents and this slows them both down.

[–]Icanhazcarrot 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroos can't get jobs. I think this is fake.

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

I did not actually quite see what you did there.

[–]ConansBeard 0 points1 point ago

twas a hearty chuckle

[–]thecynthesizer 0 points1 point ago

Would love to know the original source for this.

[–]kourogi 0 points1 point ago

Fuck poor clive. That can't be too comfortable for mom.

[–]pastemaker1 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't Clive and his mom upside down?

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

As a recent college grad, this reminds me of 95% of my friends.

College: The new high school

[–]Kistoff 0 points1 point ago

You and me baby aint nothing but mammals...

[–]katalyst_ 0 points1 point ago

HE motherfucker!!! DOES YOU GRAMMAR??!

[–]JayJustJay 0 points1 point ago

Accidently a word there?

[–]related_fact_bot 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroos have few natural predators. The thylacine, considered by palaeontologists to have once been a major natural predator of the kangaroo, is now extinct. Other extinct predators included the marsupial lion, Megalania and the Wonambi.

[–]IsUpTooLate 0 points1 point ago

Good on you Clive.

[–]okgoat 0 points1 point ago

Julia Pott?

[–]poopbanditz 0 points1 point ago

I'm Clive Tyldesley and this is Andy Townsend at...

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 0 points1 point ago

It's a shame the joke is ruined by the missing word.

[–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 0 points1 point ago

Poor Clive's mom.

[–]thatsitimsigningup 0 points1 point ago

I've seen similar images to this lately - can somebody tell who the artist is?

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

WHOAH NSF- oh.. f**ker...

[–]Alsandr 0 points1 point ago

My friend who draws comics did this exact same thing today...

[–]clevindsouza -1 points0 points ago

ohh yeah Mr. kangaroo, tap that ass!

[–]PALIN_SARAH -1 points0 points ago

Marsupial style.

Get on your feet and your head.

Have fun ;)