Pick your shit up

W1n · 2 months

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L3Ki · 2 months

You could make the most expensive Ukulele EVER!

AlphaRedditor · 2 months

An hourglass figure is not considered attractive for turtles.

xaninator13 · 2 months

I always cut all the rings in these so that if it ever somehow ends up outside the dump, no animals get stuck

opeth10657 · 2 months

The rare cello turtle.

Peachy88 · 2 months

I was trying to think of something witty, but as an animal lover this picture just made me too sad.

Edit: changed liver to lover

Willzay · 2 months

I would of thought it bust out of it over time with its robust shell n' all, genuinely surprised.

It's like a Turtle Corset!

Poor little bugger :(

FancySkunk · 2 months

These 6-pack holders are made in such a way now that after about one month exposed to UV rays, they become brittle enough to break apart on their own with only a very minor outside force.

super_INEK · 2 months

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Polliwog39 · 2 months

I still cut those plastic rings. I make a habit of it.

Potater757 · 2 months

I like my turtles with an hourglass figure.

Roshane · 2 months

at least the other five got away

pauklzorz · 2 months

And even if you do throw it in the garbage, cut that shit up!

Taylor--Swift · 2 months

Mirror since the site is down:

http://i.imgur.com/eN3Ug.jpg

Or I assume that's the image given the context clues in the comments.

Post_op_FTM · 2 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
My friend found this turtle while on her internship. Please start cutting these.	498^coms	449^pts	8^mos	pics
This is why we have trash cans	46^coms	159^pts	1^mo	pics
It's shit like this reddit...	2^coms	11^pts	6^mos	funny
This is what happens when plastic rings ends in the water. A simple act can make the difference.	1457^coms	1115^pts	6^mos	pics

source: karmadecay

dangerousbrian · 2 months

No fucking way a thin piece of plastic like that would inhibit the growth of a turtles shell. They grow so slowly it must have been on there for years and I think it would have broken a long time before it would have deformed the shell. If it was a piece of steel wire then sure this would happen. Also there is no deformation or stretching of the plastic which would happen if it was under tension for the best part of a decade.

webdevguy2 · 2 months

Corsets for turtles... Who'd a thunk it?

MattyDred1 · 2 months

Wouldn't a shell be too hard to squish like this?

Krickette · 2 months

I had a turtle shaped like that. We found her when I was little, she had a ring around her. We cut it off of her but she stayed hourglass shaped. We named her Myrtle the girdled turtle. I wish I had a picture but it was so long ago, I was too young to care about that sort of thing.

Spacetime_Music_Ride · 2 months

Check out that hourglass figure!

[deleted] · 2 months

That's what the little bastard gets from drinking all my beer.

jesseholmz · 2 months

bonsai kittens

RemyMajor · 2 months

Make it into a violin!

JimmyJackin · 2 months

props. she got that coke-bottle shape that everyone is after

Whatthe45 · 2 months

To be honest, I'd keep that turtle as a pet

andrewsmith1986 · 2 months

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch

[deleted] · 2 months

I understand that this happens often but I don't understand this picture. If you look at the loop that is supposedly causing this problem it is broken. Did someone pull it off and then place the broken loop back on the turtle to illustrate what happened? Or is this turtle misshapen from something else and someone just placed the ring on it to take this pic?

Take a closer look at the ring, it does not fit, is not tight on the turtle and is not connected.

o0evillusion0o · 2 months

Pretty cool! think I'll buy a baby turtle and grow it into cool shapes like this. Thanks for showing me that this can be done!

Whitentaco · 2 months

I don't buy things like these, I buy plastic 1 liter bottles and continually re-use them.

Mostly for drinking water.

snecko · 2 months

But now he has two rooms.

llezo · 2 months

Dem Hips.

doc624 · 2 months

This is sad in a way, but it's also amazing that the shell grew around the plastic.

Aoladari · 2 months

insert funny corset joke here

I always cut these things, even the little holes in the middle.

fintorro · 2 months

Why? The turtle has a funky new look, just. like the bottle kittens

dontbthatguy · 2 months

Where are the other 5? but in all seriousness, the ninja turtle's PSA taught me to make all 6pack rings duck and turtle safe.

illchopyourfaceoff · 2 months

On the bright side, you'll have two turtles soon... =)

CrackaAssCracka · 2 months

All I can think of right now is a polar bear picking up a six pack of penguins.

Rapistsmurf · 2 months

Turtle drank my 6er!

4ltan · 2 months

It's the Infinity Turtle!

..to be serious, it is actually sad.

ItsOnlyTheTruth · 2 months

I don't care if this is fake or not. Pick your shit up anyway.

Beaumont21 · 2 months

"this website is temporarily unavailable"

ToadMan8 · 2 months

It's a self-installing convenience handle!

AlanHat · 2 months

I hate tortoises. One hit my cat whilst drink driving.

Lakeofire · 2 months

I'm so mad right now.

dontbthatguy · 2 months

Here ya go

r0x0x · 2 months

Just to recap on the orignal post the Zach Braff Comment was something about him having two rooms

ohh_hai_there · 2 months

I recycle all of my plastics, but just in case something were to happen, I make sure to cut all of the rings so that nothing can get stuck in between them.

Eric578 · 2 months

whenever I throw those away, I take the time to cut them up.

_broderick_ · 2 months

This fucking rustles my jimmies.

SourCreamWater · 2 months

hahaah not that it's funny at all, but I pull the scissors every time I get one of these out of habit.

sgvprelude · 2 months

dat ass!

icosfps · 2 months

Maybe she just wanted to fit in with the other girls at school?

dantheman451 · 2 months

The turtle pictured here is a Painted Lady. This species is a freshwater turtle and therefore would not be on a ocean beach.

purebishop · 2 months

As a turtle owner, this makes me furious.

orthag · 2 months

What? That turtle has an awesome figure that women would kill for.

Thybro · 2 months

Why would I? that turtle looks awesome

CreeDorofl · 2 months

MAYBE THE TURTLE ENJOYS BEING SKINNIER AND WEARING A CAPE.

I personally wish all turtles were this portable.

imfromtheinternets · 2 months

make a violin out of it

ww42 · 2 months

Relevant insight from Karl Pilkington: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z-6mwixkA0

musiclover55 · 2 months

My mom always made me cut the loops before we threw them away. Even though go to a landfill doesn't mean an animal won't get into it. We had a duck in our backyard once. These were stuck over his bill so tight he could open up to eat or drink....we finally got him and got it off.

Poboyztrack · 2 months

It's kinda cool tho.

Criously · 2 months

Look at that hourglass figure...

brehon1104 · 2 months

I think its a feat that the animal was able to adapt and grow in spite of this limitation.

olygimp · 2 months

This might be one of the most reposted images on reddit.

voxxy · 2 months

Pick your repost up.

Rikplaysbass · 2 months

It's a turtle girdle...a tirdle!

bbbinson123 · 2 months

scissors: cut up plastic rings will reduce death trap possibilities

hotwingz83 · 2 months

Turtle evolves to the shape of a six pack ring. Checkmate Christians.

CHAAAZZZZ · 2 months

8/10 would own as pet

ThatShitDidntHappen · 2 months

don't tell me what to do.

munge_me_not · 2 months

Wow. Turtles go to great lengths to get their figures looking good.

dyke_face · 2 months

It's a turtle corset. Not trash.

angelskiss2007 · 2 months

Humans: Providing that naturally gorgeous waist-line free of charge since the dawn of non-degrading materials.

baxman343 · 2 months

Little in the middle but ya got much back !

KayTheMissingno · 2 months

It's like a turtle corset

cockhorse-_- · 2 months

HE GOT A DONK

holysocks · 2 months

but how else to create marvels such as this

Whosyourmomma · 2 months

Turtle backpack turtle corset.

hamguin47 · 2 months

Yea guys don't leave your turtles strewn about willy nilly it might get caught in some plastic

strigen · 2 months

Didn't this happen because people picked their s*** up?

All the trash that doesn't go in a landfill is dumped in the ocean.

OrangeMonkeyee · 2 months

Where can I get a sixpack of those?

mtchen8 · 2 months

Why? This is a great conversation starter.

kolipo · 2 months

Just let the Turtle be proud of its six pack abs. Haters!

Bloaf · 2 months

Why? What if I think deformed turtles are awesome

zaiahbarker · 2 months

how does a turtle even accomplish this?!

TheTyler0013 · 2 months

34-26-34 damn sexy turtle

ChromeLazer · 2 months

Dude that turtle looks like a boss and is very unique

Starmonkeyee · 2 months

I cant look at this, it scares the shit out of me. :/

HangingShoe57 · 2 months

Thank god. I saw this posted in my newsfeed on Facebook littered with comments about how fake it is, because "turtle shells can't bend that far". I'm glad the entire reddit community is as retarded as the Facebook community is.

grumpers68 · 2 months

Image what happens to the things that swim through garbage island. http://greatpacificgarbagepatch.info/

SeniorCitezen · 2 months

so sad :(

BuschLightGladiator · 2 months

I'm so sick of this picture

FinalButterfly · 2 months

What? It's a turtle corset!

playdohplaydate · 2 months

the real question is where are the other 5?

iateyourbees · 2 months

my BF thinks I'm odd for cutting up our 6-pack rings, and even though I know they're biodegradable now, I still cut them up before they go in the trash.

egrodo · 2 months

I wish there was a way to track the owner of the 6-pack ring just so I could punch them in the face.

Abtein · 2 months

yo why the fuck didnt anyone cut it off him

Hydris · 2 months

Quit reposting images for meaningless Karma.

ninjaofwar · 2 months

I thought it was a photoshoop. Then I was sad

LOLatTerribleThings · 2 months

Bipolarruledout · 2 months

They also use these in China to bind girls feet.

Bodiddles · 2 months

I shall use its remains as a violin to play the song of its people

meridiem · 2 months

T.his would be so easy to achieve in Photoshop, my skepticism of its authenticity is through the roof.

ObliviousDerpMaster · 2 months

I connect thousands of the plastic rings together then drag them across the ocean floor as a fishing technique. Most of the sea creatures are turn to pink goo.

infinite0ne · 2 months

I always cut shit like that before I throw it away. fuct up

phyreseed · 2 months

Or at least cut them, for crying out loud.

Or both. Both is still an option.

alphawolfgang · 2 months

turtle FUN SHAPES! theres a market for tear drop turtles i swear

ForgettableUsername · 2 months

Interesting hourglass turtle. Someone should get that plastic stuff off it, though.

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