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[–]staunchly 1 point2 points ago

That thing is really creepy.It scrabbles over the floor as I sleep, shuffling quietly until it hovers over my sleeping form, waiting....

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that the first place my mind went was the possible consequences of leaning on this table while drunk?

[–]NoSandwichOnlyZuul 1 point2 points ago

This things walks just like the spider carriage thing from Beauty and the Beast and that is why I like it

[–]Prone2Obbsessions 1 point2 points ago

My first thought also now be my guest is stuck in my head

[–]up_the_brackett 0 points1 point ago

Good piece of engineering but I can't see too many practical uses :)

[–]JohnnyMcDoodle 3 points4 points ago

practical uses? It can entertain you WHILE it moves!!! I would just push it around constantly.

"Let's have dinner over here, honey. Wait. I changed my mind."

[–]up_the_brackett 1 point2 points ago

sounds like a non stop roller coaster of fun in your house at dinner time.

[–]Redeef[S] 0 points1 point ago

Think about it if you were a kid... AMAZING MECHA PILOT REPORTING IN! now mike it is your turn to push.

[–]gNatFreak 0 points1 point ago

easy way of moving every thing on the table.

[–]Krillin 0 points1 point ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]tier19345 0 points1 point ago

can it blink teleport as well?

[–]carouselunicorn 0 points1 point ago

This isn't a table. Spiders are getting smarter and disguising themselves as every day objects.

[–]Bridgemaster11 0 points1 point ago

Mr Bobbitt and his wife were feeling frisky so they decided to have a romp in the kitchen while the kids were out. As soon as their weight pushed the table their lives changed forever.

Context

[–]the_man_i_loved 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin awesome

[–]casmafen 0 points1 point ago

creepy as fuck

[–]Tolojolo 0 points1 point ago

Must kill table...